Reading Is Fun
They sing, they dance, they songwrite, even act! I know you're thinking now.. "what haven't these Boy Wonders done??" Well, they haven't written books... yet. But what if they did? I have a feeling it would go a little something like this.*WARNING* Page contains profanity, not my fault, it's Lance's.
By: Justin Randall Timberlake
Chapter 1: Growing Up Blue In A Black Mans World
Chapter 2: It's All About The "Baby", baby
Chapter 3: Why Not Yellow?
Chapter 4: More Than A Color
Here are some excerpts from Justin's book.
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"... and then I lost on Star Search. It was a saddening experience, but I got by. It was then that I thought for the first time.. maybe there's a better way. Then it hit me. Baby Blue. Like a knife through the heart I..."
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"....why not dark blue? Turquoise? Aqua? To that, I say HA! It's the "baby" in baby blue which makes it such a sentimental color. Without the "baby" we would..."
"Baby Blue: A Young Boys Struggle To Find His Inner Child" hits bookstores when Justin realizes he's white.
By: Joshua Scott "JC" Chasez
Chapter 1: Sorry Josh, We Can't Afford The Dentist
Chapter 2: It Just Takes Over Your Life
Chapter 3: To Spaz Or Not To Spaz?
Chapter 4: Why Yes, By Golly, I AM A Thug!
Here are some excerpts from JC's book.
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"I was born a poor child in South Central Los Angeles. A tough life we led, never much food to go around and feed me and my 4 brothers. Daddy went to jail a little before my first birthday for hustling LSD at the elementary school, soon after, I became a child prostitute."
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"....was just awful. I still shudder when I remember how it felt. I never thought beating my addiction would be that hard, withdrawls, flashbakcs. Just terrible. I was 12 then, who would've known I'd be back in the habit by age 13..."
"Crack, Spaz, and Thug Appeal: The Joshua Chasez Story" hits bookstores when JC kicks that habit.... for real.
By: Christopher Alan Kirkpatrick
Chapter 1: Fix That Hair!
Chapter 2: It's Called Soap. S-O-A-P. Soap.
Chapter 3: Act Your Age, Not Your Number Of Fans
Chapter 4: Before 30. You Want Me To Stick It Where???
Here are some excerpts from Christopher's book.
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"...when you're this old. I thought the dreads would look cool, I guess I was wrong. I believe the revelation came when it hit me that the girls were screaming AT me, not FOR me..."
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".... yes, that, at age 27, was when I first took a shower. It was a good experience. To be this.. this.. "clean" that everyone always spoke of. The best feeling of my life, until one week later when I first..."
"Before 30: From NOT to HOT in 3 Weeks" hits bookstores when Chris stops trying to crack a joke everytime he opens his mouth.
By: James Lance "Lansten" Bass
Chapter 1: PISS
Chapter 2: SHIT
Chapter 3: DAMN
Chapter 4: TOBY
Here are some excerpts from Lance's book.
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"...in a magazine. They quoted me as saying I got a lot of "SHIT" for kissing Kathy Griffin. They failed to add my follow up sentence: "The reason I got a lot of SHIT, was from her harassing me. She would call me everyday, "Oh Lancers, can we do it again?" and I was all "No, BITCH, I'm a wham bam thank you ma'am kinda guy, get your ASS in check!" That my friend, is what the SHIT I got was. But it got better when.."
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"...so I ride horses!! Is their a god DAMN problem with that? Why the FUCK does everyone make such a big deal about that SHIT? That really PISSES me off. ASSHOLES. I still miss TOBY sometimes, like the other day..."
"Four Letter Words And You" hits bookstores when Lance cleans up his gutter mouth.
By: Joseph Anthony Fatone, JR.
Chapter 1, Lines 1-25: I Hopefully Hope They Help You
Chapter 2, Lines 26-50: Actually, These Are Better
Chapter 3, Lines 51-75: Ya Got 2 Minutes?
Chapter 4, Lines 76-101: Hellllo Ladies!!
Here are some excerpts from Joey's book.
Line 17: "I wish you were a pony carousel outside Wal-Mart so I could ride you for a quarter all day long!"
Line 31: "Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long!"
Line 38: "If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon"
Line 56: "I'm new in town, can I have directions to your house?"
Line 74: "You may not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away baby"
Line 89: "The word for the night is "LEGS" let's go back to my hotel and spread the word.."
Line 97: "You must be from Pearl Harbor, cause baby you're Da Bomb!"
Line 101: "Wanna dance?.. No?.. Then I guess a fuck is out of the question.."
"101 Pick Up Lines: Fatone Tested, Fatone Approved" hits bookstores when Joey goes three days without getting a new STD
By: Steven "The Stever" Anthony Fatone
Chapter 1: Being The "Other" Fatone
Chapter 2: You Say Groupie, I Say Documentarian
Chapter 3: So I'm Not Famous, The Girls Don't Mind
Chapter 4: The Camera Sees All
Here are some excerpts from The Stever's book.
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"...he said ok. From that day on I had my own bunk, it was wonderful. They tease me sometimes, and that hurts. Say things like "Oh Steve, where were YOU sitting at the VMA's? I forget..." They know damn well I was in the nosebleed section, while they had VIP seats. I have feelings too, they just don't think about..."
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"...I couldn't believe it, the girl wanted ME. Not Lance, not Joey.. ME!! When she agreed to let me tape it was the happiest moment of my life, it quickly became a hobby of mine. Me, a girl, the CAMERA. I love the CAMERA. I carry it's picture in my back pocket when it's not with me.. so it's always close by..."
"Through The Lens: It's Not Easy Being A Groupie" hits bookstores when Stever puts the damn camera down.