Um.. just a little note, this story is kinda, "languagy"... is that a word? I dunno, but it is. It has also got to be the absolute weirdest thing I have ever written. It was done at 4am, and is by far the weirdest story to be put on this site. It's stupidity helps make it funny. It makes me laugh, but then again, it is 4am. If ya'll hate it, I apologize. hehe.. Brittany
*The wav file in here, along with the basic storyline in the beginning, is taken from the movie "Swingers", the guy reminds me of Lance when he says it, so I HAD to use it*
*NSYNC started the night at a club, and that quickly got boring.. they started to think of something else to do.* Justin - Well, this sucks! No hunnies, nothing!
Lance - I just don't get it..
JC - What else is going on?
Chris - We can hit the Dredzen?!
Joey - All right
Lance - yea.. this place is DEAD anyway...man
JC - That's right
Joey - Let's do it.
*To hear the above conversation, Click Here, it takes a couple seconds to load*
*As NSYNC is walking out to their cars, the Backstreet Boys are walking in, Justin bumps into Howie*
Justin - (quietly) - Watch where ya going, asshole..
Howie - (wink, wink) - What'd you say bitch?
Justin - Ah SAID Watch where ya goin, asshole
Howie - Ya wanna roll? Is that it bitch? Ya want some of this?
JC - all right ya'll. Chill, Chill..
Justin - Nah.. dis foo want some a me? Bring it on.. you and your homies!
AJ - Aiight, come on.. all you bitches
Joey - Bitch!
Brian - Bitch!
Justin - (Pulls out a gun) - Bump dat, bring it on girls! Ah'm ready..
Lance and Nick - Oh SHIT!
*Lance and Nick both simultaneously wet themselves*
Howie - (Backing up, wink) - No yo..we don't want any of that..
JC - Justin!?!? What the HELL are you doing?!?
Justin - (waving gun) - Come on! Ya'll ain't so tough now..!
*The Backstreet Boys inch away slowly then run to there bus and take off*
*As they drive away, Kevin screams "assholes!*
Justin - Yea.. dat's what ah thought!
Chris - Justin! I can't believe you! Didn't you ever see Boyz In The Hood??? Now one of us is going to get shot!
Justin - I saved our damn rep, didn't ah? Didn't ah??
Lance - Oh....... my...... God....
*Lance wets himself again*
JC - Damn Hip Hop!! You ASSHOLE. A gun?? Come on man..
Joey - I know! Like House Of Pain was even going to do anything.. I can't believe you.
Justin - Hey! Chill.. we don't wanna look like bitches. Ah saved our rep. Forreal..
Chris - You ASSHOLE!!! Where'd you even get that?!?
Justin - Ah gots sources. Ah'm tight wit' some homies round the way.. they hooked me up! Why ya'll bein such girls??
JC - (sarcastically) - Ooohh.. look at " Snoop Dogg" "Ya'll betta watch out, or I'ma bust a cap in yo ass" Seriously Justin, that was SO not necessary.
Lance - That was SO not cool. I am so scared. I quit. I'm moving.
Justin - Bitch! Where ya gonna go? Lemme guess.. Mississippi?
Lance - NO!!! Vegas... vegas baby vegas!!!
*Click to hear "Vegas Baby Vegas!"*
Joey - Lance? Baby.. I mean... buddy... can I go too?
Lance - Of course! I'd be delighted.
*Lance and Joey take off*
Chris - Good job Marky Mark.. you just got Joey and Lance to quit. I suddenly don't feel so crazy anymore.
JC - What the hell do they have to do with you being crazy?
Chris - I don't know! I'm old, I'm senile.. LEAVE ME ALONE!
*Chris starts flapping his arms like a chicken and running around the parking lot*
Justin - Ah knew ya'll was wack. Ya'll should be happy I flashed mah nine.. I shoulda done shot up those fools..
JC - Shooting up? Who... ? Where...? Is Jerome here???
Justin - Whatchoo talkin bout fool??
*JC starts shaking and speaking quickly in gibberish*
JC - msndasjkds ccccccrack... asdmsandsjd cccccrack... mnsadsdweruiruewq must..... get..... fix..... now.... should.... have.... been.... able...... to.... control...... situation..... I'M...... DAAAAAAA..... GLUUUUUUUE!...
*JC goes running to a pay phone, but smacks into a pole and is knocked out cold*
Justin - (Taking his gun back out and starts talking to it) Dayum.. day all is WACK. Ah don't need dat.. ah got mah Benz, and ah got my piece. Where dem Backstreet Boys at now! Ah saved our rep... knowhatimsayin...
*He walks away leaving singing quietly " Jigga what... Jigga who..." and leaves his band members*
Epilogue Chris was found the next morning still running around the parking lot flapping his arms. He may have lost his will to be "crazy" on purpose, but something snapped in him that night. He will never have interaction with the outside world again.
JC was found unconscious in the parking lot by Rick Astley. He couldn't believe how much he and JC looked alike, and the two now tour all over the country with a remake duet of "Together Forever"
See the resemblance? I do.
Ya'll know the songs this guy sings, I couldn't find a wav..
they are from the late 80's. He had 2 hits..
Hit #1 Together Forever and never to part, together for ever we're two, and don't you know I would move heaven and Earth, to be together forever with you.
Hit #2 Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna turn around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say good bye, never gonna tell a lie, and hurt you.
If that doesn't help you know who he is, then I don't know what to tell you. But, he looks and sounds just like JC.
Whatever... I'm tired.. let's move on..
Joey and Lance went to "Vegas", they were married in a quick ceremony where they dressed up as Lucy and Ricky from I Love Lucy, they now lead a happy life, with a few adopted children, a horse, and some strippers.
Justin acutally DID go back in search of the Backstreet Boys with his "piece." He found them, started a fight, and then realized his "source" had sold him a quite realistic looking water pistol. He was found severely beaten in an alley, and no longer has use of his hands. He therefore has to lift his mirror with his feet to admire himself. (He only has one eye now too, those Backstreet Boys are violent)
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