Will the real Girlfriend
please stand up?

Justin this, Britney that. They broke up, they're still together. Who knows? No one in the media that's for sure. And frankly, I (*Lucky) am sick of hearing about it. If they did break up, I'm sorry about it but I'd rather hear about their careers. So I wrote a parody about this to, what else, but the tune of the "Girlfriend" remix. Enjoy!

Do I have a girlfriend?
You know I'll lie right...
So do I have a girlfriend?

*Lucky:
Uh, Ay, Ay
Uh, Would you get a life?
Would you get a, (Why you care about my girlfriend?)
Would you get a, (Do you like me for my girlfriend?)
Uh, Ay,

Check it
He don't want you all in his life, Media I done told ya
He don't appreciate you, man, can't you tell by the way he hoe ya?
You never leave the man alone
Even when he says please
You make him leave out the back and in fact you'd steal his keys (hey)
Okay. Lately he says "Can't you see that I'm with my lady?!" (leave me alone)
I hear his friends say you should
And I'm tryin' to be good
I just wanna beat your ass, he says "*Lucky, I wish you would"
But I'm hesitatin', debatin' because I wanna act
I ain't got to you yet, But if you hurt him I'll be back
I'm hatin everything about you
Your lies and what they say
Because you wouldn't leave, Britney had to walk away
They were a link and didn't care what you think
She was his Pinky and they were *NSYNC
But then she said bye bye and their love is long gone
Now Justin's all messed up, cuz you hurt him in his home
Woo...

Justin:
I don't know why you care (why you houndin me media?)
About my clothes and my hair
I have a straight white smile (go)
My dance moves are wild(go!)
The stuff you say just ain't fair (c'mon)

On premier night
Britney's by my side
You made her run and hide
From your lights and camera glare
You know you make her cry
With all your implant lies
And Prince William ties
I got an idea

You lie about my girlfriend
I'll get you good (I'll kick your ass man)
You'll be the laughing stock of Hollywood
Now do I have a girlfriend?
Or am I a solo star?
No one is sure so far
Is Britney still my girlfriend?

You don't know how it feels
To finally find a love that's real yeah (We were sure)
Someone to ease your mind (yeah)
Why are you so unkind?
That's fine, our lie can be our shield, yeah

Really late one night (hoooo)
We'll say we had a fight (no no - no)
And prove nay-sayers right
All who said it wouldn't last
The rumors we'll deny (oooh)
Give singledom a try (oh oh)
We'll push the truth aside
You get the idea...

*Lucky:
Me and my girls like Tabz and Ju-lay
"Just leave them alone!"
That's what we all say
Alli, Bex, Olivia, and Melody
Don't like the way you're treatin
Justin & Brintey
If you mess with NJEF, we might make ya nose bleed
Our funny-ass humor is all girlfriend free
What's wrong, man? Celebrities ain't givin ya news?
Just watch E!, they've got extras you can use
Now c'mon

Ever since I got this fame
The media hasn't been the same
You've tied Britney to my name
Without you it wouldn't've ended
I've spread doubt all around this place
Now no one can tell if she's
My girlfriend... oh

Is she still my girlfriend (you make me say things)
Ahh... *uh uh uh uh* (I don't really mean)
Ahh... (you make me say things)
Ahh... *uh uh uh uh* (My baby, Britney yeah. I don't really mean)
Ahh... (I still wish she was my girlfriend) *Would you let him be*
Britney should be my girlfriend *Just let him be*
Britney should be my girlfriend *Let him be*
Britney should be... my girlfriend

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