NSYNC Hate Mail

NSYNC and Stever sent me hate mail, I guess they wanted to jump on the bandwagon. Here it is.. enjoy! Look how hard Joey's concentrating on his! lol...

Dear ASSHOLE:
LISTEN HERE YOU BITCH I HATE THIS SITE AND I HATE YOU. I DO NOT BEAT PEOPLE AND I AM NOT ON CRACK YOU SLUT. IF YOU DONT KNOCK IT OFF I AM GOING TO WHIP THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU!

er.. um.. I mean, I don't beat people.. hehe.. um, yeah.. whatever

AND STOP TALKING SHIT ON JEROME! HOW DARE YOU BROADCAST MY DEALERS NAME ON THIS PIECE OF SHIT SITE YOU NASTY SKANK.

uh oh. That was a joke. I don't have a dealer. I don't smoke crack, not me. Shit.. I'm gonna get in trouble.

PEACE AND RESPECT EVERYONE. BITCH!
With love, JC

Joey

Hi Brittany. How ar yoo? I am good. I love your sihte, I looked at awl the pichturs cuz Steve wus not heere to reed it to mee. I cee yoo go to a lot of konserts? Wanna have sex? I do. Thancks for beaing so nise to uss.

Bye Bye Bye (I sing that song) - Joey

SP - Jc said to tell yoo I hate yu, but if I say that, you wil not sleap with me, and I want dat. So actoolly, I'll just tell him I sed it actoolly.

Justin

Whazzup? Dis J. Yo, Dat site all typesa wack. You gots all those old ass pics of me. Shit! Where's my fro, you need mo', cuz it's like WHOA! DAYYUUMMN! I am such the rappa'! I just busted that shit out freestyle on yo ass!

(insert mah fly ass beatbox) ya'll want some mo', of mah fly fro' cuz it's like WHOA!! (insert my bomb diggity beat boxing skillz)

Jaycees gone have to use dat shit on our next album. (Slated to be titled: Strike 3. Ah Needz Luv was Strike 1, Dat's When Ah'll Stop Loving Yo Azz was Strike 2, and dis hit up there gone be Strike 3. Ah'm the smart one.)

Aiight, and what's this shit about Joey being ya favorite? Dat boy ain't gots shit on dis fine ass. You need to recognize and get yo ass in check. JayCee's right. You IS A BITCH.

Lata, J

Chris

Hey ladies!! WHoooooO!! This is some funny SHIT! Oops, I just said SHIT, I'm supposed to be a role model! FUCK IT! I'm 28 and CraaaAAAAzzZZY! Thanks for the new material, all my old Lance shit was getting played out. Oh! Did I mention I have a girlfriend, isn't she HOTT! How'd that happen? I dunno, but she's mine! WOOOOOO!ooo!! Well, I'm gonna BUSTA move out of here. GET IT? BUSTA!!! HEHEHEHEHEHH!!! IT'S BUSTA!!!!!

Stay NSYNC! I know I won't be in 5 years, that's the darn sure! Chris

PS - JC says you're a BITCH!!! HAHAHAHAAH!!! He said BITCH.

Lance Yo whaddup? I'm Lance. Yea, that's right, Lance Bass. But you can call me the popular one. I'm fly. Oh yeah. I don't got much to say, except I'm hotter than YOU. Well, I have to go now.. I got like seven 40's waiting for me, and a bottle of Jack..

Later... L-Smack

PS. Im from ORLANDO. aw yeah.... Bump MISSISSIPPI...

Steve

Hey you unborn piece of shit, I HATE THIS SITE, and everyone before it.. Pssh.. with your website. Did I mention I'm Joey's brother?? I HATE THAT. DID I MENTION I HATE YOUR SITE. I HATE YOU. I HATE BROCCOLI.

PEACE.

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