Survey Says.. *NSYNC Can Do No Wrong

Aww.. Whatta Bunch Of Angels

Brianne was bored the other day, so she went to a mall to take a survey witrh some girls about *NSYNC. The main thing she found out was that these 5 guys can do no wrong in the eyes of teeny boppers around the world. She surveyed 3 fans of each guy, and these were the answers given.
Brianne's comments on these answers are written in white

First question, asked to three JuJu fans.
If Justin Timberlake was seen picking his butt in public, what would you think about it???

1st teen girl: "He shouldn't do that........I'd do it for him!!!" Yes, he'd love your hand up his butt.

2nd teen girl:"He's touching himself.........HOW CUTE!!!!!!!!" That's exactly what I thought, what next Justin.......a porno?

3rd teen girl:"I love his butt, why shouldn't he?" Who doesn't love his butt, and self love-butt love same thing, right?

Second question, asked to three JC fans.
What if JC killed his dog, what would you say?

1st teen girl:"Who doesn't want to kill their dog every now and then, he's gutsy for actually doing it" Oh plenty of times, but think about how few times people are what you like to call gutsy and actually do it.

2nd teen girl:"He didn't need a dog, he has me to be his companion" Funny, I don't think your dog.....wait have you been practicing catching that frisbee again?

3rd teen girl:"Good, there should be only two cuties in his house, me and him, there's no space for anything else." SO when you get old and ugly he has full right to kicking you to the curb, cuz you'll no longer be a cutie.

Third question, asked to three Lancie fans
What if Lance said he hates their music, what would you say?

1st teen girl:"I'd be sick of the music I have to perform every night on stage too." STOP THE INSANITY, you can't make up excuses for him.

2nd teen girl:"He's being honest, what girl wouldn't want that." UMMMM, I like 'em honest, I don't like them bleached blonde, girly and from Mississippi."

3rd. teen girl:"I don't like their music all that much either. He's so smart and cute. I completely agree with him." I BET YOU DO!

Fourth question, asked to three Chris fans.
What if Chris kisses a guy on national TV, what would you say?

1st teen girl:"He's expressing himself, how mature?" To make a big career mistake is very mature.....you're right.

2nd teen girl:"He's not afraid to be open to new ideas, always a plus!" Unless this means he's gay and then you could never get him, that's not exactly a plus now is it?

3rd. teen girl:"Cool, that means he's up for the idea of a threesome." That's right look on the bright side! Remember the glass is half FULL.

Fifth question, asked to three Joey fans.
What if Joey admits he can't read or write, what would you say?

1st teen girl:"Fine with me, I can read to him and to our children." You had his kids? Congratulations! Was there a wedding? My invite must have been lost in the mail.

2nd teen girl:"It must be so hard for him to admit that. Don't you just want to hug him?" Yeah, as soon as he baths and gets tested and promises not to go SOUTH of border, if you know what I mean.

3rd teen girl:"I'll teach him how to read.......among other things!!!!!!" That's right, set those standards high, forget college, screw the whole career thing.

This was all fiction, but I know some people out there reading this were agreeing with everything, and I don't mean to what I said.

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