I'm not gonna write a full review because then I get called either:
A: Lying
B: Bragging
C: Stalking
D: Any or all of the above.
So, I'm going to make this short and sweet, here's your review.
Me, Amy, Val, Ashley, and Courtnie went to O-Town.
We met up with Megan there, she is crunk.
We went to Steve Fatone's house.
We heard another new NSYNC song.
Steve knitted his sweater himself.
With Versace.
Was it a late night romp with a knitting needle Steve?
JC was in pajama bottoms, no shirt.
WOW.
We went to a club, got in free.
We went to a toll booth.
Amy's like butta baby!
We went to Justin's butta baby house.
We went to Justin's newer, crunker, high tech house.
We ate at NYPD Pizza.
Scraggles was working.
His bar code tattoo on the back of his neck was fake.
We all agreed that Scraggles is hot.
We wrote Lance a note.
We did "What EVER it takes" to deliver the note.
We met Steve's friend Nicholas.
He spells his name N-I-C-H-O-L-A-S not N-I-K-O-L-E-S.
We gave Justy his presents.
Thong th-thong thong thong.
He was glad we didn't "Forget about Jay"
We delivered Steve's presents.
They included SSFC membership cards for:
Steve (inspiration)
Joey (president)
Joe Sr. (DAWTBAWD)
Janine (secretary)
Phyllis
Also, a stuffed animal for Steve (it was BOFF), pretzels for Joey, A pic of Steve's ass for Janine, Pictures of us for Steve, Christmas and New years cards we had forgotten to give Steve, and a valentine Card for the Fatone parents.
It was crunk.
We went to the Ale House, we had zingers.
Rosie exagerrated, they weren't that hot.
We drove over 600 miles in the city of Orlando over 3 days.
It was a 25 square mile radius.
Those girls are NUTS!
We decorated the car.
We delivered Cracknuts his presents.
He chilled his Reese's.
His friends were nice.
Sometimes, I don't live places, but I park my car there, hang out in the yard, drive there, and my girlfriend comes there.
But, I don't live there.
I'm moving to O-Town.
Crunk to be me....
Tell Steve Fatone "HI!" from the SSFC.
PEACE and DAWTBAWD grease!!!!!
(And that's the way it was, in Orlando)
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