Bitch

"Good evening, Nightline viewers...I'm Justin Timberlake, and I'm sitting here this evening with the honor of being in a movie with Morgan Freeman...even though I don't deserve it"

Phased? Playa PLEASE! Our boy Justin doesn't GET phased. Until he realizes he's so far out of his game that Tiger Woods just bought his golf putter for a buck ninety-nine at a yard sale. HAHA! heh!

The following is Justin's rendition of Merideth Brooks' "Bitch". What can we say? At least he knows the truth...*shrug*

Co-written by Becca & Liv


I hate the fans today
They're so mean to me
I know, but I won't change
I know you're jealous...
Cause every night in my bed, there's an Angel fast asleep
(When I let her sleep.)

Yesterday, I cried
Dudes took pictures, and I had no where to hide
I'm an asshole, and I know that's what you think...
Cause I left Nsync
But lemme tell ya what I be,
Justin Timberlake.

I'm a bitch, I'm a brother, I'm too close to my mother
Brit's the sinner, I'm the saint
Janet should be ashamed
I straight stole JC's dream...
And FUCK the FCC!
You know I wouldn't want it any other way.

So take me as I am
I've got money, I can buy some better fans
Rest assured that if Nsync gets back together,
And you give the stage a glance,
You will notice I'm not there...
And you'll all be jockin' Lance.

I'm a bitch, Smooth like butter, Tiger Woods stole my putter
I'm the I up in Nsync
But I'm still not what you think
I'm a dick, I'm an ass...
But atleast I still got class.
And you wouldn't have me any other way.

Just when you think you've got me figured out
My career path's already changing.
Yeah, I can act...It's in my contract
Morgan Freeman can't phase me.

I'm a bitch, step off me, ho
I'm the next Al Pacino
I'm a winner, Nsync aint...
Even Grammy knows my name.
My shit sells, I'm Jive's dream
I still make ladies scream...
And they wouldn't have it any other way.

Still a bitch, Homeboy please,
You wish you had skills like these.
When your album sales suffer,
Grab my track and do a cover
Pop Music, unrevived...
And yet Justy stays alive
You know you wouldn't want it any other way.


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