Complicated

Despite setbacks, Lance is determined to get to space, and he tells us about it in this parody by Olivia, inspired by Mel's idea. "Complicated" as sung by Lance Bass, to the tune of Avril Lavigne's song of the same name.
Uh huh, life's a bitch
Uh huh, uh huh, I'm gettin' real pissed
Cause life's a bitch
Uh huh, uh huh I'm gettin' real pissed

Chill out whatcha yellin' for?
We've been through all of this before
And if you'd just extend my deadline
I will find
why my, sponsors don't have cash
Ra-di-o Shack can kiss my ass
Russia's talking to me one on one and it's become,

"Pay us or else, we'll get someone else."
You're talking that smack, it makes me look bad
You're sayin' I'm a fool, you keep ridiculing me
Tell me

Why you have to go and make things so complicated?
You say you're gon-na send a box, makes me wanna get intoxicated
You said I'd blast
off in fall, then you call and you take
back the date, called the press and you turned it into,
"Honestly with no money he's never gonna ride a spaceship, no no no."

After my bid was denoucned
I then trained for somethin' else
Now I'm certified, and you will see
2003...
Now the money's set in place
I'm raring to get to space
But the Russians have me on the run
I'm being shunned

Outspoken and mean, making a scene
Still talking smack, it makes me look bad
You're sayin' I'm a fool, you keep ridiculing me
Tell me

Why you have to go and make things so complicated?
You say you're gon-na send a box, makes me wanna get intoxicated
You said that I'd blast
off in fall, then you call and you take
back the date, called the press and you turned it into,
"Honestly with no money he's never gonna ride a spaceship, no no no."

Chill out whatcha yellin' for?
We've been through all of this before
Now I'm certified, and you will see
2003...

Outspoken and mean, making a scene
Still talking smack, it makes me look bad
You're sayin' I'm a fool, you keep ridiculing me
Tell me

Why you have to go and make things so complicated?
You say you're gon-na send a box, makes me wanna get intoxicated
You said I'd blast
off in fall, then you call and you take
back the date, called the press and you turned it into,
"Honestly with no money he's never gonna ride a spaceship, no no."

Why you have to go and make things so complicated?
You say you're gon-na send a box, makes me wanna get intoxicated
You said I'd blast
off in fall, then you call and you take
back the date, called the press and you turned it into,
"Honestly with no money he's never gonna ride a spaceship, no no no."


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