Just Don't Say I'm Old

Hi! Ok I'm making another one of my parody submissions (yep, i'm the same one who wrote the parodies about justin's fro being shaved and those awful teenies at concerts.) I love the song "Just Don't Tell Me That", and somehow I thought it screamed parody... dont ask how. But anyway, I realized that it was Chris' birthday, so I decided to write a parody about him, and here it is! Enjoy and feel free to use it! :)

Thanks, Erica. There just aren't enough Chris parodies out there, and this one is great! --Liv

Just Don't Say I'm Old ("Just Don't Tell Me That")

Oh oh
No no
Alright...

You know I've been seen at
every party that you can imagine
Fun times
dancin' with a girl that's fine
But you think that my hair's turning white
I'm losing eyesight
But it's really not
So don't think I'm startin' to rot

You can say I'm nuts
Or even say I'm bold
Just don't say I'm old

(Chorus)
You may think I'm ancient
You may think I can't mack baby
You think I need to take a
dose of something called Centrum
No baby I'm too young for that
I may be over 30
But I can still sing and dance
in a "boyband"
Cuz it's not about age
Just don't say I'm old

I can still drive a Jag
and spend, however much money that I want to baby
I think
That I am pretty fly
But you think I am too old to date
Stop with the hate
Cuz it isn't true
I still go clubbin with my crew

You can say I'm nuts
Or even say I'm bold
Just don't say I'm old

(Chorus)
You may think I'm ancient
You may think I can't mack baby
You think I need to take a
dose of something called Centrum
No baby I'm too young for that
I may be over 30
But I can still sing and dance
in a "boyband"
Cuz it's not about age
Just don't say I'm old

No no
It's not about age(not about age)
no no

You know you think that my hair's turning white
I'm losing eyesight
But it all isn't true
So whatever you do
Don't you even say it

I do not need Centrum
I'm too young for that
I may be over
30 but that's grand
That I can still sing and dance
in a boyband
Cuz it's not about age
Just don't say I'm old

(Chorus)
You may think I'm ancient
You may think I can't mack baby
You think I need to take a
dose of something called Centrum
No baby I'm too young for that
I may be over 30
But I can still sing and dance
in a "boyband"
Cuz it's not about age
Just don't say I'm old

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