Lance's Romantic Cards

Have you ever heard of Mr. A-Z? Mraz recently inspired Liv and I (Becca), to write this series of romantic notes from the guys! *Not to mention the fact that he's an amazing singer/musician, and I'm madly, passionately in love with him!* Click the link below to see where the idea was born...Thanks Mraz! I owe ya one! *wink*

From The Mind Of A Space Man...

Lance's 25 suggestions for romantic greeting cards...

  • I love how you reassure me that the moon really is made of cheese.

  • I love the epitaph you had made for Toby. (RIP)

  • Without you I probably would've nailed a horse shoe to Justin Timberlake's big feet. (And that would suck, because horse shoes are good luck.)

  • I love that you never mention how the cow got to the moon before I did.

  • I love how you save a horse and ride a cowboy.

  • I love how you share your Mary Kay.

  • I love how you hold the bucket when I'm having a hangover.

  • I love you like I love Mississippi.

  • I love you for "forgetting" where I'm from so I can tell you over and over.

  • I love you for hooking me up with your manicurist. She works MIRACLES!

  • I love how you don't mind me borrowing your summer dresses...wait...you didn't know about that, did you?

  • I love how you don't mind my "sleep-overs" at Shannon's house.

  • I love how you get me something to drink after I read you a section of the phone book.

  • Thank you for buying an extra box of pantyliners so I can tuck them into the armpits of my shirt.

  • I love you for introducing me to Jesse.

  • I love how you crank call my fans when my cell number accidentally gets out.

  • I love when you compliment on how my hair can be seen from China.

  • I love how you keep chanting "Lance is black! Lance is black!" while I'm dancing as a way to convince me I've got SOME soul.

  • I don't mind getting my ass kicked when you challenge me to an alcohol consumption competition.

  • I'm glad you didn't smack me the first time I asked if you wanted "Lance in your pants."

  • I love how you giggle when you poke at my gelatinous booty and it jiggles like Joey's Jello.

  • I love how you chipped in to help me get to space. $20 down, $19,999,980 to go!

  • Out of all my "connections"...You have the nicest rack!

  • I love you... Isn't that something? *ding!*

  • Vy - ljubov' k moej zhizni. Pozhalujsta vymojte cyplenka.*



    *Women love foreign tongues, and Lance knows Russian. Figure out what he said and we'll give you some vodka.

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