I'm random.
These are my random thoughts.
I remember doing these all the time here at EF.
Those were the days.
I miss my sparkly girls.
And my sparkly boys.
Wow, I haven't done these in forEVER.
But since hippo submitted his random thoughts, I thought maybe a real Jaded editor should do them.
Or maybe becuase I actually got a couple requests to update?
Apparently, some of you actually MISS the updates.
*tear*
You [still] like us! You [still] really, really like us!
[Even if we've been defunkt for years, just like *NSYNC.]
=X
I got an email from a reader in Belgium, saying she loves the site.
She rocks my socks.
She loves *NSYNC.
She loves JC.
But so do I.
I might have to put the smack down.
Just kidding.
Maybe.
I'm sitting here and I should be reviewing for my final.
But I'm not.
Or editing my resume.
But I'm not.
Or working on a template for my cover letters.
But I'm not.
Nope, I'm doing random thoughts.
Just for you.
Because I CARE.
Or maybe just Because I'm bored.
I'm really happy to see Chris and Joey out there.
Even if they are just playing golf and poker, and partying.
I really miss them.
It's nice seeing Lance biding his time, doing TV stuff.
Even if he sucks at game shows, whether it's poker, Price is Right, or Let's Make a Deal.
Props for the banana suit, though.
I'm really happy about Justin and JC's albums coming out in the fall.
I'm not digging Justin's promo picture, though.
My friend Amy said he looks like Michael Jackson's son, Blanket, from the year 2017.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I think that maybe he robbed a bank somewhere.
Maybe that's been his source of income, seeing as his three movies have been unreleased.
And what's up with the album title?
Does he not believe in spaces?
Maybe he's trying to be like Gwen Stefani...except she had spaces.
She had a period after every word, no slashes.
The lyrics to Justin's single "SexyBack" sound really hot.
It reminded me of JC.
They've been writing songs together, so it's not so far-fetched.
In fact, JC's first single was co-written with Justin.
I hope more of their collaborations end up on both records.
It's not an *NSYNC reunion, but I'll take 2/5 over 0/5 anyday.
I think J's trying to copy JC and put out a sexy, schizo album.
BexXx said Justin's album should be called FutureSocks/LoveSounds.
And JC's should be called Joshified.
Or GasStation/CrotchFondle.
=X
I don't care what they're called, I just want new music and new tours, damnit!
I also want something to drink now.
I be thirsty, yo.
So ends my random, random, random...THOUGHTS!
Remember that?
I miss my sparkly girls.
And my sparkly guys.
But I still have Buddy, Lux and Lil Joe.
They rock my socks.
My future socks, random sounds.
They all say hello!
Alrighty.
Later taters!
[I stole that from LBeezy.]
LBeezy?
Who does he think he is, Justin Timberlake?
This has been an LBeezy I'm from Mississippi, Bitch Production.
PEACE.