Taken From The Valentine's Day, 2005 Post:

So you’ve given her flowers, your honest hand and a straight answer. You still need to make her giddy all day because you paid attention to detail.
-Send a postcard today that will arrive in time for Valentine’s Day. *Write something nice on it.
-Leave little notes in all her usual spots, i.e. the coffee pot, the porcelain pot, the drivers’ seat of her car, the cat, your boxer shorts, etc. *Write something nice.

*If you’re completely hopeless and/or retarded, here are a few suggestions to write on the aforementioned notes/postcards. If your handwriting sucks, I give you my permission to print this out and paste it onto the parchment. Cut this section out so you won’t give away the fact that you found it online. Parchment by the way is a nice word for paper.

- You make me smile. (My personal favorite.)
- Without you, I’d probably be in jail by now.
- I love the way you love One Life to Live.
- I love how you reduce, reuse, and recycle in order to achieve a peaceful, equitable, and sustainable earth future.
- Buenos dias con amore. Lavese los manos. (Girls love a foreign tongue.)

Or use song lyrics…

"I’m yours."
"You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. You make me happy when skies are grey." (If you’re 4.)
"Hike up your skirt a little more and show your world to me." (For advanced couples only)
"I adore mi amore." (I repeat: Girls love the foreign language.)
"Drop it like it’s hot."