MTV Whores

For awhile *NSYNC and MTV were practicaly synonymous with one another. These were hard to caption, mostly because they all suck. But that's the magic of EF. We can make sucky pictures not suck anymore.
NJEF: a cure for the common caption.

*Lucky in this color
Olivia in this color


Loveline (1998)

Justin takes a crash course on the birds and the bees.

*Nsync can offer you some helpful hints on what to do when you have no idea what's going on. Here, Justin shows us tactic #17: making a silly face. 1 word baby: over-compensation!


Rock N Jock 1998

Those uniforms are uglier than Kevin Federline on a bad day.

JC: Here ye, here ye! Please clear the court!
Chris: Yes, we have come to pay homage to MTV.
Justin: We open our treasure and offer thee gifts of song and regulation basketballs.


TRL (10/1998)

It's pictures like this that make the new Justin Timberlake more putrid. Why? Because for about 2 seconds it makes you remember the way things were. *sniffle*

Why does he have to be cute? And in a turtleneck sweater, no less. *sigh* If we only knew what was to come...


TRL (01/2000)

Why does Carson Toolbox Daly look as though he is a bigger part of the group than Justin? Oh right. BECAUSE JUSTIN ISN'T A TEAM PLAYER! He's too good to even look at the camera.

I say we just kick J out altogether. Then Lance can become the *N and his old spot is perfect for CarsoN. I mean, he's spent enough time with the group anyway...


TRL Superbowl Party 2000

Buah-hahahaha, they're with James Van Der Beek! Rock on Dawson, rock on.

Of course Justin is the only one with a helmet. Wouldn't want anyone to knock some sense into him or anything.


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