Lance - Is the only one that looks really dapper.
Justin - Despite looking overwhelmed, is wearing the jTr necklace and a sparkly blue sweater that resembles a top I have in my closet.
Joey - Needs to realize that Ronald McDonald was never sexy.
Chris - Is wearing the tarp that I use to cover my patio set.
JC - Looks like a mannequin, and I can't tell if that's just a glare or if his vest is another dead mammal.
*flails* Those arms! That look! If I could, I'd Blue Skidoo into that picture and do him right there.
They looked so good in the pics above, that this makes me tear up. Not from laughter...from pain.
Although Lance is throwing up the Roc-a-fella sign and Justin is sporting rows and a bandana,
this is not my idea of "timbs, baggy jeans and thug appeal."
BexXx said that Justin slightly resembles a gay ghetto pirate. It's the ruffles...
But by the looks of it, Justin just saw himself in a monitor and still think he looks crunk.
Ya know, I've seen this pose 150 billion times, and I still feel the urge to lean to the side.
Lance - doesn't seem to find this unusual.
Joey - doesn't mind leaning over to get a better look at the ho in the front row.
Justin - is concerned that he might topple over and hurt his pretty face.
JC - is hypnotizing the crowd into buying more copies of "No Strings Attached."
Chris - is intense and looks determined not to fall down.
Liv has fallen out of her chair from leaning over too far, and thus ends the captions for this picture page. Thank you.