My Band

Ah, the good old days...remember? When they were together? Justin doesn't...or doesn't want to. I have been wanting to parody this song since last March and I've finally done it, with a little help from BexXx. (Note, there is some language.) Enjoy!

Justin:
I don't know, man
I think everyone's all jealous and shit 'cause I'm like, the lead singer of *NSYNC, yo
And I think everyone's got a fuckin' problem with me, dawg
And they need to take it up with me after the show
Because...

These chicks don't care about the name of my band
But they still squeal like teenies up in the stands
My going solo was all part of the plan
After becoming lead singer of my band

So I get off stage, each night is the same
Walk up to the hunnies and run my game
"Sup ladies, yeah, you know my name,
I'm the whole reason that *NSYNC got fame."
They're all like, "Oh my god, tee hee!"
"Look, girl! Oh my fuckin' god, it's JRT!"
"Like, oh my god! I love you, Justin, you rock!"
"Dump Cameron, Justin! She's so not hot!"
And by now the rest of the fellas got jealous
So at Challenge we get together and do some acapellas
All the chicks start bawlin', wishing for more
When they see us sing harmonies down on the floor
So like, at our last meeting they picked a fight with me
About recording the follow up disc to Celebrity
So what 'bout Chris, Joey, Lance, and JC?
Dude, I just think they're tryna steal the light from me
Yesterday Steve Fatone tried to video tape me
But I told his ass that he would have to pay a fee
This pop star shit, it's the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me because

These chicks don't care about the name of my band
But they still squeal like teenies up in the stands
My going solo was all part of the plan
After becoming lead singer of my band
My band [x6]
The man
My band [x2]

Lance:
You just wanna talk about my nose job, don't you?
Forgot I'm the bass man of *NSYNC, too
Smash these vocals and do a performance
So why's he the favorite? It doesn't make sense
You don't want my autograph, so go away
And no, I'm Lance

MTV:
Oh, I thought you were Chasez

Chris:
What the hell is wrong with the media stream
Cause bitches are forgettin' Justin's part of a team
See, I know how to sing, and this is the scoop
I was the one that started our fuckin' group
Yeah, I'm the one that put NSYNC together
Our parts are equal, no one's considered better

Look at J, little punk ass thinkin' he the shit
Lance:
Yeah he won Grammy's, now he starring in some flicks

Chris:
Hey, I thought we had an interview with MTV?

Justin:
No I had an interview, only me

Chris:
We're gonna be late for soundcheck

Lance:
Why bother goin' to soundcheck?

Chris:
'Cause our mics are screwed up and his always sound best

Lance:
You know what man, I should say somethin'
Hey you, J

Justin:
You got somethin to say?!

Lance:
Man, no

Chris:
I thought you're gonna tell him off, what's up

Lance:
Man, I'ma tell him when I feel like it, Chris shut up
You didn't even back me up when we're s'posed to be crew

Chris:
Dude, I was 'bout to talk right after you
I swear, I swear man

Justin:
These chicks don't care about the name of my band
But they still squeal like teenies up in the stands
My going solo was all part of the plan
After becoming lead singer of my band

JC:
They say that JRT rocks, but the group does not
Once we sold out arenas with our dirty pop
I'm gonna let the world know that JC's hot
I should cut J's mic off when the musics starts
Makes me wanna go strangle the press
Every time I hear about Janet's right breast
Now there's censorship thanks to the FCC
Which made it hard for me to sell and promote my CD
Made an eclectic album, not a Justin clone

Justin:
C, carry my bag

JC:
Bitch, carry your own
Can't make it to the stage, security in my way

Mike:
Who the hell are you? Where's Cameron and J?!

Joey:
Pssh with J, for ditching the group
Time for me to go solo and make some loot
I told you I spoofed our songs and wrote parodies
Mocking the guys is comedy
"Buy Me a Liver," an homage to JT
"Some Girls Eat Fried Chicken," homage to JC
Fuck the media, I got some suggestions
Fuck Justin, ask me the questions
Like how's *NSYNC? We gon' reunite?

MTV:
What about Justin?

Joey:
Bitch, go ask Johnny Wright
Anyway, I'm the popularest guy in the group
Big ass stomach, Kelly thinks I'm cute

Kelly:
Hey sexy!

Joey:
JC told me to do situps to get buff
I did two and a half and then I couldn't get up
Fuck Justin, I'll break away
I'm gonna make my name starring on Broadway

Justin:
Girl you're just too blind to see it's gonna be me
and it's tearin' up my heart and soul that you still prefer *NSYNC...

Joey:
These chicks don't care about the name of my band (ha ha)
But they still squeal like teenies up in the stands (Fuck Justin)
My going solo was all part of the plan
After becoming lead singer of my band
My Band [Repeated 9x]

Announcer:
The hottest boy band in the world...
*NSYNC!

Justin:
I'm the lead singer of my band, I get the teenies to spend their hard-earned cash
And the lead singer of my band, my thrustin
Makes all the hoochie girls want to flash
My thrustin, look out for my next single, it's called My Thrustin...
My thrustin, thrustin, thrustin, thrustin, my thrustin
Makes all the hoochie girls want to flash
And makes teenies spend their cash
My thrustin makes all the hoochie girls want to flash
And makes teenies spend their cash, my thrustin

Where'd everybody go?

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