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(''')[] `'.Opening Note` ' . _ ¦ []-.
Hey YOU! Yeah, I'm talking to you, SASSY girl!
So here we are with Issue 14. A little late, but you know how we are; better late than never. Right now I'm spending the week in Florida for NSYNC's Challenge for the Children, but I'm using the down time to stay in touch.
BexXx is missing from this issue, currently vacationing with friends up and down the Cali coast, and in Vegas Baby, Vegas! She'll be back next time around to tell you all about it. In her absence, we have special guest editor Suzy, from the now defunct humor site, *Nchilada. She had fun contributing to the zine, and we hope you love her creativity as much as we do!
As always, I wanna show some love for Julie, my frequently MIA coeditor; and a huge thanks to our sender Katie for always forwarding feedback and getting this baby out. :)
Love from Orlando,
Olivia
Coeditor Peace, Love, & Bass
(''')[] `'.Suddenly Suzy: Guest Editor ` ' . _ ¦ []-. Whatcha think?
"Justy In Wondaland"
(Note: Parts of this story were taken from the actual Alice in Wonderland script so if it makes no sense, that's why. Plus wasn't the author on LSD or something when he wrote it? My little version is pretty cracked out too, but it wasn't because I was on drugs or anything, I swear! Also, this was written a while ago, hence Justin's fro.)
Lynn: ...leaders, and had been of late much accustomed to usurpation and conquest. Edwin and Morcar, the earls of Mercia and Northumbria declared for him, and even Stigand... Justy!
Justy: Jigga wha? Ahm listenin'.
Lynn: And even Stigand, the archbishop of Canterbury, agreed to meet with William and offer him the crown.
Justy: Tee hee heeeee....
Lynn: Justy! Pay attention to this! You have to get your real diploma before everyone else finds out this one is fake! *Points to diploma on the wall that they stole from JC*
Justy: I'm sorry, mommy, but Dirk keeps crawling in my pants *Pets the ferret that he stole from Lance*
Lynn: *Sighs and pats her son on the head* Do you want a snack, honey?
Justy: YAY! *Runs into the kitchen to eat the Twinkies that he stole from Joey*
*Busta pees in the corner of the kitchen*
Justy: DAMN IT! If there's one thing I wish I hadn't stolen, it's YOU!
*Phone rings, Justy answers*
Chris: *Crying* Justy, I'm beginning to think the search for Busta is useless. He's been missing for months now...but I still miss him so much. *Cries some more*
Justy: Heh heh he-*Chokes on Twinkie* I'm sorry, Chris...uh, gotta go, time for WHEEL...OF...FORTUUUUNE! *click*
*Justy goes to chill on the couch so he can watch Wheel Of Fortune. As the show goes on, he begins to feel sleepy*
Justy: Oh Dirk, if I had my own world, everything would be nonsense!
Dirk: *ferret noise*
Justy: And you would say "yes Mista Timbafine instead of "ferret noise"!
Dirk: *ferret noise*
Justy: Pugs and ferrets would live in the projects, and have gold teeth and chains and sunglasses in a bling-blingin' world of mah own. All the Benzs would have very extra special engines, they would be able to oil their own hinges, to entertain me in that bling-blingin' world of mah own. There'd be new hos, lots of hot hos, everyone would have a dozen hos, in that bling-blingin' world of mah own. I could listen to Britney babble, or hear a song instead...a kickass Masta P song. I keep wishing it would be that way, because my bling-blingin' world would be a wondaland!
*Dirk jumps on to the table and knocks over a lamp that hits poor Justy and knocks him unconscience*
Dirk: *ferret noise, ferret noise, ferret noise*
*All of the sudden, a rabbit runs by*
Justy: Oh, Dirk. It's just a rabbit with a pretty pink halter top and a... cell phone.
Lancey Rabbit: Oh my highlighted rabbit fur and hair extensions! I'm late, I'm late, I'm late!
Justy: Now this is whack! What in the hell could a rabbit be late for?
Lancey Rabbit: I’m late, I’m late, for a very important business date! No time to say hello, goodbye! I’m late, I’m late, I’m late!
Justy: Yo rabbit, what's up?
Lancey rabbit: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I’m overdue. I’m really in a stew. No time to say goodbye, hello! I’m late, I’m late, I’m late!
Dirk: *ferret noise*
*Rabbit crawls into a hole*
*Justy crawls in the hole after the pretty rabbit, then he falls down a big hole*
Justy: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!! *Hair poofs up and lets him gently float to the bottom*
*Rabbit runs through the door*
Justy: *Tries to open the door, but the doorknob bites him* OW! *Cries* What'd you do that for?
Doorknob: Your fro is too big to fit through me. It's just impossible.
Justy: Impossible, this! *Takes out pistol and shoots doorknob, door opens and he runs through*
*On the other side of the door, Justy meets up with a dodo bird and a parrot*
Parrot: Oh, the gangsta's life is the life for me, how I love to ride in my Mercedes...
Justy: Hm.. parrot.. *shoots parrot* Granny can stuff this and hang it on her wall. It's the perfect addition for her collection of stuffed birds!
Dodo: Three points to starboard. Follow me, me hearties! Have you at port no time at all now, haha! Oh...
Justy: Hey Dodo, stop yo babbling and listen to may!
Dodo: Johoho, and a bottle of sea, we love each time...
Justy: Yo, do you know who ah am? Ah be Justin Timberlake! Ah need yo help yo!
Dodo: *continues with babbling*
Justy: Aw what the hell. *shoots Dodo and anything else in point-blank range* Another one for Granny...
Justy: *Follows the damn rabbit so he can shoot it for getting him in so much trouble* Oh, Mister Rabbit? Would you like to play a quick game of Russian Roulette? Are you hiding? *Sees two really weird looking guys in beanies* What the hell are these? *Pokes at them* Howie D...and Joey Dumb?
Howie D: If you think we're prostitutes, you really should pay us.
Justy: Ehh..wha...UGH! Who'd wanna sleep with you, ya hairy little bastard? *Shoots Howie D*
*Joey Dumb clones himself to become Joey Dee and Joey Dumb*
Joey Dee & Dumb: *Begin bouncing off of trees* Bouncy, bouncy!
Justy: Heeehehehehehahaah...I like you! *Puts gun away and halts his killing spree...for awhile anyways*
Joey Dee & Dum: Us hungy. Want oysters. Follow. *Bounce off down the trail*
Justy: *Cartwheels after them* WHEEEEE!!!!
Joey Dee & Dumb: *Put on "We go to Wondaland for the pussy" shirts* This part where we sing, but story too long, so we just cut right to damn caterpillar.
Stevie Caterpillar: *babbling* Work? Why would I want to work? I'll just mooch of my brother, instead.
*Joey Dee & Dumb bounce in*
Stevie Caterpillar: Oh, crap. There's another one. *Thinks* Woohoo! Twice the moochin'!
Justy: Hullo, Mr. Caterpillar. Jeepers, you look familiar. Have I seen you somewhere before?
Stevie Caterpillar: Outside your bus, filming you while you undress, kid.
Justy: What?
Stevie Caterpillar: I said, 'Outside the Arby's, collecting change for the bus, kid.'
Justy: Ohhh...
Stevie Caterpillar: Anyway, what is your name, and what the hell are you doing here?
Justy: My name is Justy! I don't know what I'm doing here. I was watching my favorite show, Wheel of Fortune, when all of the sudden I ended up here! My head kinda hurts too.
Dirk: *Ferret noise*
Justy: Oh, and this is my friend, Dirk! He's a ferret!
Joey Dee & Dumb: Is it edible? *drools*
Justy: Uh... no...
Joey Dee & Dumb: You edible?
Justy: I want my mommy! *cries*
Stevie Caterpillar: Here. Take a hit off my bong, clap your hands three times, and say "I want my mommy" three times. Then you'll be home.
*Justy does what he is told and wakes up on the couch just in time to catch the ending of Wheel of Fortune.*
The End.
(''')[] `'.Cheetah Prints (Liv's Corner) ` ' . _ ¦ []-. Q's & C's?
So it's like I said, here I am in Orlando where the boybands grow on trees. There's really not much time for me to do an article...but since I have a free moment, I thought I'd share some random thoughts about my vacation thus far. When I get back, these will be explained in more detail at *NJEF, as well as details from the rest of this trip.
We named our rental car Justin because it's a pain in the ass.
Danielle, our waitress at the Hard Rock Cafe, ROCKS. She affectionately called our action figures "nsync sex toys."
When at a restaurant, ALWAYS include your action figures...er, sex toys...in the total number of people in your party.
Word of advice: Do NOT wear high-heeled strappy sandals to a club where you know you will be dancing for six hours straight.
Jayce is sexay.
Nelly's "Hot In Herre" is the official song of Challenge for the Children IV.
Joey did, in fact, look good.
Carleton Banks got his swerve on with Tabz.
Justin is HOT.
Pat O'Brien from Access Hollywood is creepy.
Chris has a mohawk.
Since Lance was approved for his space mission, he was not able to attend Challenge. I felt jipped.
The DISPOSABLE CAMERAS ONLY rule sucks and was meant to be broken.
Stever does, in fact, recognize NJEF girls.
Not only is Leno jocking our material, but the guys themselves are as well: "Dude, you need a sandwich!" Chris, to JC
The lifeguard at the pool is a Jayce wannabe.
Sunblock and waterslides are a leathal combination.
The "wave" section of the swimming pool is in three feet of water.
To quote my dear friend Britt, "You do NOT, under any circumstances, want to MISSOUT PEACE"...which happened a couple of key times on this trip.
Not to offend anyone, but night clubs suck when they are 18+
At the House of Blues, Tabz and I figured that for every 1 ugly guy, there are 10 hots ones...6 of which are probably gay.
There are still about four days left on this trip. Scared yet?
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(''')[] `'.Freebies ` ' . _ ¦ []-. Comment, Question, or Donate here
The freebie we're throwing in this month is another mp3 of Lance, from an interview where he's explaining how he got the scar over his left eye. Classic Lance clip.
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The REAL inspiration for Jayce's scary clown.
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