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(''')[] `'.Opening Note`  '  . _ ¦ []-. 

Trick or Treat!

Liv, here, so you're all thinking, "Finally, Issue 15!" Yup, it's two months in the making, but you know how we are. As we always say, better late than never...and this time with some very big news. If you haven't noticed already, my humor in the last few issues hasn't been quite up to par. If you're familiar with my work, you know how much better I can be. It wasn't easy for me, but I have decided to resign as an editor.

I've been with PLB since the merger with Everybody's Free, but didn't take on an active role until Mel's resignation. From then on, I've balanced the zine, the humor site, and BexXx's fan fic site (also part of EF)...all of which I am an editor. Over the last year or so, it's gotten to be too much. I have enough on my plate with school and work, but then to have three side projects? I had to choose.

I couldn't give up the fan fic, but that wasn't much of an issue because good stories take time to write themselves. I love being part of PLB, but I'm just not as passionate about it because it's not my brainchild. Nor was the humor site my original idea - but I was entrusted with it, and have devoted a huge amount of my time and effort into it the past 2 years. EF is my baby...and the decision was made.

I want to thank YOU, the readers, for supporting me and the crew, and for sticking with us as we take forever and a day to bring you just one issue. It's been fun working on the zine, and I will occasionally contribute in the future. As for my humor column, don't worry...you're in good hands. Dia is hella funny and totally crunk, and I'm not just saying that 'cause she's my girl. In case you don't believe me, she's got a preview for you in this issue.

As always, I wanna show some love for BexXx, our founding editor, who went through with the merger and kept me on board for this long; Julie, my frequently MIA coeditor, who I miss very much; and a huge thanks to our sender Katie for always forwarding feedback and getting this baby out. :) See you at Everybody's Free!

Thanks for everything,
Olivia
Coeditor Peace, Love, & Bass

Hey everybody!

BexXx here...just wanted to write a short note and let Olivia know just how much we're gonna miss her around here! (Not that she's gonna be too far away from me, we DO run a website together!) Thanks Liv for your dedication to PLB, and thank you as well for being a great friend! Those of us still here at PLB are proud of you and all your hard work on NJEF and with your schooling!

That's it from me for now! Enjoy the issue!
BexXx
Editor In Chief Peace, Love, & Bass

(''')[] `'.Who Let Tha BexXx Out? `  '  . _ ¦ []-.   Whatcha think?

In my quest to write this article...I've heard a lot of things about Lance's ass...things like "Lance's ass is in Russia" and "lances ass is nice n round n bouncy". Both of these things...are true. (Although the last I heard Lance wasn't in Russia anymore...he was in Florida...but hey! Who'm I to judge?)



It's taken me a long time to write this...and I'm going to try my best to be funny...but I'm warning you, it's 1:41 in the morning and I'm starting to get tired...so if this article sucks...don't come crying to me! lol

The Bass Ass:



Never before has there been an ass like this in any boyband known to man...it bounces, it jiggles, it makes julliene fries!



An Ode to the Bass Booty:

Oh, Lance's ass you make us giggle...
We love to watch you shake and wiggle!
Your bounty wide for all to see...
You make us blush and go "Tee hee!"
So big and cushy, soft and round...
Your affect on women is quite profound.
Oh, Lance's booty our dear friend...
Just like you, this is the end.

There...was that funny? No? I didn't think so...but I honestly tried...YOU try writing a poem about someone's butt and making it sound good! Don't worry folks, I'll keep trying to come up with something funnier for the next issue, I promise!

Look at the bright side...at least it's over now...

So until then,
Keep Keepin' On!
BexXx

(''')[] `'.Dia's Doughnut `  '  . _ ¦ []-.   Ain't that funnay?

Just like to quicky introduce myself.. name's Dia.. dia dia.. and this here.. is my cozy little section of PLB on occassion.. *tosses throw pillows for a splash of color* ahh.. much better.

Some of you may know me, some of you may not. Some of you may like me, some of you may not, but personal feelings aside, I'm here to have fun and make fun.. So since I'm a newbie.. please, if you don't like me.. start throwing soft objects at me.. like.. dollar bills and burberry clothing until i'm conditioned for the big stuff.. like platinum rings and Joeys black book.

So.. I guess it's time for my first official "Dia's Doughnut" tidbit.

List of songs I'd like for each guy to sing... Just because..

JC- I've thought about this long and hard.. *giggles* and I've come up with two songs I'd really love to hear JC sing. The first is the theme to Big Red gum. Because... while everybody thinks the song is about gum. it's not..

The second song would be.. "Wake Me Up Before You Go Go" by Wham, and I'd want him to sing this to Justin.. let me quote a few lyrics so maybe you could understand why.. "Wake me up before you go go, I don't wanna miss it when you hit that high.." but wait.. there's more..."Wake me up before you go go, cause I'm not planning on going solo.." The whole song makes me think of them two.. but.. we'll just leave it at that..

Joey- I would loooooove to hear Joey sing "I Adore Mi Amor" by Color Me Badd.. Not just cause Joey would as Justin says.."murder" that song.. but because..I have this memory of Color Me Badd from the I Adore video, you know.. the one with them on the beach naked.. (I added the naked part in) and the lead singer Brian was HOOTTT.. then there's Joey.. he's hot too.. and during the Chilis commercial they were on the beach.. and.. it just sort of all blended in.

Justin- I want him to sing the "Hannukah" song by Adam Sandler.. just one part in particular... "smoke your marijuanika" We all know he's a stoner.. might as well sing about it.. I bet that Gone was really a song about getting high.. then he turned it into a girl gone thing.. the original was probably something like.."i've been sittin here., try-in to get my high.. I tried my best to light a match to my bong." (Go ahead and throw stuff at me now, big bills are fine too.)

Chris- Chris can sing anything in the world to me and I'd appreciate it.. but.. I'd really appreciate it if he sang "Sweet Transvestite" from Rocky Horror Picture Show. I don't know.. but the image of Chris in lingerie and thigh highs with a garter belt is sorta.. intriguing and disturbing at the same time.. and we've already seen him dressed like Britney so it's pretty damn close enough if you ask me.

And then.. there's the other guy..

Mister "I'm going to space, no i'm not.. yes i am, no i'm not" Guy.

Lance- What I have decided for Lance.. was something I had originally said I had wanted to see Justin do.. but recently I've been seeing Lance in billowy white shirts and I can't help but get this visual of him running down some sort of field, in a white flowy dress, with daisy's in his hand singing.. *drum roll please* the Summers Eve theme song.. I can just see the end.. Lance smiles and his front tooth does that sparkle thing.. and he looks right at the camera with them sexy green eyes.. *his eyes are green right?* and says .."Summers Eve.. brings back freshness everytime" in that deep voice.. Oh yes.. quite a visual.

Well, that concludes my first entry to the world of PLB..have an awesome day and I'll see y'all when we update again.. so.. that's in like.. what.. 4 months or so!? Peace out!!

~Dia

(''')[] `'.Featured Pic (brought to you by BexXx] `  '  . _ ¦ []-.   Got a funny pic?

TRICK OR TREAT, SMELL MY FEET,
GIVE ME SOMETHING GOOD TO EAT!
*Liv and Bex open the door*



Hey Chris, look at the bright side...at least you're not Tinky Winky...

[five minutes later]

TRICK OR TREAT!
*Liv and Bex open the door*



*dances merrily* We just figured out Buddy's clues...We just figured out Buddy's clues...We just figured out Buddy's clues...Because we're really SMART!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN, EVERYONE! =)

(''')[] `'.Freebies `  '  . _ ¦ []-.   Comment, Question, or Donate here

Sick of the Lance stuff? Yeah, so are we. The freebie we're throwing in this time is an mp3 of Justin, even though we know some of you are getting sick of him, too. This is ol' skool J requesting Limp Bizkit on TRL back in the day.

(''')[] `'.Is that the end? `  '  . _ ¦ []-.   NO! Head on over to Page 2 for more fun and laughs!