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(''')[] `'.Jabbering With Julie `  '  . _ ¦ []-.   OMG haha!!!

Jules was MIA when this issue went to press, but she'll be back soon (we hope.) We didn't want to exclude her, so we brought you some of her previous work. Her column this time around also doubles as the Parody of the Issue. This was taken from, and appears exclusively at her former site, Dirty Popstars

I Just Wanna Do Ya (Give It 2 Me)
Sung to the tune of: "I Just Wanna Love U (Give It 2 Me) by Jay-Z
As sung by: Joey Fatone

I'm a hustler baby
I just want you to know
It ain't who I been with
But who I'm 'bout to do
Now, I just wanna do ya
On the warm beach sand
And with all this cash
You'll forget your man
Now give it to me
Gimmie that thong, that sweet, that nasty, that mushy stuff
Who cares about JC?
C'mon, gimmie that thong, that sweet, that nasty, that mushy stuff

Well, when the 40's in the system, ain't no tellin'
Will I do them, will I diss 'em? Joey's what they be yellin'
I'm a pimp by blood, not relation
Y'all be chasin' Justin and I'm like huh?
Drank all night, look at me
Up in the club, high, singin' off key
"I drive myself crazy thinkin' of ya"
To make it better, I ordered another round
It's about to go down
Got six groupie chicks, I'ma give one to Chris
Four o' my friends, JC got weed everywhere
What do you say? me, you, shakin' our asses
Go somewhere private where we can discuss your fashion
I like that Prada blouse, Guccu bra
Tight ass jeans, take that off.

Give it to me
Gimmie that thong, that sweet, that nasty, that mushy stuff
Who cares about JC?
C'mon, gimmie that thong, that sweet, that nasty, that mushy stuff
I said give it to me
Gimmie that thong, that sweet, that nasty, that mushy stuff
Just screw JC
Mama, gimmie that thong, that sweet, that nasty, that mushy stuff

Yeah, you're attractive, but you savin' it for marriage
Let's keep it real ma, did you know my necklace is 12 karats?
I wanna see just how far you'll go
You don't have to tell me I'm nastay, I already know
Stickin' around 'cuz you want my dinero
Might buy you a drink, but that's 'bout it
Might let you kiss me, but that's 'bout it
Fuck it, I might bite you and let you use whips
Nah, thats not nasty, it's not even sick
Know how to work my hips, my body's priceless
Profess your love, but tomorrow I'll be outta town
Maybe I could at least get you to go down
Yeah, I know, I'm too hot to hold
Ladies love me long time, they'd sell their soul
Only one way to roll, Joey and two ladies
I got a motorola, two way, page me, c'mon

Chorus

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Nice thong, nice rack, I been wit every girl
Romancing them all around the world
From Club Cheetah, to Club Amnesia
The hoe's in L.A., Chicks in London
Can't deny me, why would they want to?
They need me, why don't you try me?
You know you want to, believe me, Ha!

Chorus

You gotta..
Give it to me
Uh, uh huh

(''')[] `'.Contest!!! `  '  . _ ¦ []-.   Submit your parodies HERE

As mentioned in previous issues, we have promised REAL prizes to our readers. Amanda, our contest winner from Issue 11 can attest to that. Well, we definitely want to live up to our word, we just tend to not know any good contest ideas. If you have any ideas, feel free to submit them here. Please, please, no member contests. We had one of those before and they tend to get messy. LOL.

Alright, here's the deal. In celebration of Justin's album release, we're giving away the issue of Entertainment Weekly featuring his cover story. Or, if you already have that, we'll send you an NSYNC/WNBA promo poster. It's your choice! We're looking for a witty, comical, humorous parody to feature in Issue 16. The winner we choose will receive the prize. Got it? Good!

(''')[] `'.Cheetah Prints (Liv's Corner) `  '  . _ ¦ []-.   Q's & C's?

It was tough, deciding to resign from PLB. When I told BexXx and Jules, they were surprised, but were completely understanding.

The guys on the other hand...WERE NOT.
At least, not at first:



JC was genuinely disappointed.
"You put a lot into it, I thought you enjoyed it?"

Before I could explain further, he was ushered out to do an interview on TRL...and there broke the news to Justin.



"Man, you be trippin'! Liv ain't quittin' PLB!"
Justin said in disbelief and smacked him upside the head.

But after the show, he cornered me and pleaded,
"Say it isn't so, Liv? Say it isn't so?"



"I'm sorry, Justin," I replied, as he fell to the floor in devestation.
"Do the others know?" he asked. I shook my head.

JC, Justin, and I went to break the news to the others.



"You're WHAT?!" Lance demanded, nearly dropping his can of orange soda.



"Liv, you're insane!" Chris screamed, and proceeded to go postal on my ass...making threats of calling up Eminem and kicking my ass Detroit WHAT?! style.

But I knew he was just playin'...



...and eventually his face broke into that quirky smile.
"Are you sure you wanna resign? If you stay, I'll design a whole new Fuman wadrobe for you." I shook my head, even though that had been on my birthday wishlist

Lance also tried to convince me to stay...



*wink wink, nudge nudge*
"If you keep writing for PLB, I'll make it worth your while...if yaknowwhatmsayin'...heh heh."



Justin burst out laughing and stuck his tongue out.
"Your game is weak, man. Besides, everybody knows she wants ME."



JC did NOT find that so amusing.

At that point, Joey wandered over to see what the commotion was about.
When I told him, he looked at me sadly...



"Aw, it really sucks that you're quitting PLB."



"I'm gonna miss getting online and reading your column."

"Yeah..." the others agreed.



There was a long silence, as they all looked at me sadly.

I patiently explained the situation, and my feelings about resigning.
"Look, it's not the end of the world. I'll still be working over at EF," I added.



"YAY!" Chris shouted.
"You'd BETTER stay at EF!" Joey yelled.
Justin, JC and Lance laughed, and I knew I had their blessing.

And THAT, my friends, is the end. It's been a great run for me here at the zine. Thanks so much for making my time here worthwhile, and I hope you'll keep up with me over at Everybody's Free. :)

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(''')[] `'.That's all folks... `  '  . _ ¦ []-.   *sniff* but, but, but!!!

You can call me selfish... Peace, Love, & Bass Issue 15 was brought to you by the letters X and V; the color green; and the number 2. Jules was sent on assignment weeks ago. Her whereabouts unkown, she has been deemed MIA. Contrary to what Liv says, Bex believes she resigned because Justin kept stalking her. She was really creeped out, so JC decided they should go into the witness protection program. They are rumored to be living in Venezuela under the names Cornholio and ChiChi Flores...as in those damn tulip pants. Dia's column was named in remembrance of the Krispy Kreme Joey stole from her. You can run, but you can't hide from wedding bouquets. Thanks again for reading The Small Print...it's gravy baby!

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