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(''')[] `'.Opening Note`  '  . _ ¦ []-. 

What's up Boyz *N Girlz?

It's BexXx here, comin atcha for the first time in what? 23 years? Yes, we are all still alive, and yes we're still writing humor...just not as frequently as we might like to.

The girls have a great issue set up for you! There are a couple of shake ups, but I really hope you enjoy it. And as usual if you have any questions or comments please feel free to hit me up with an email at BexXxPLB@aol.com!

Hope to hear from you soon!
BexXx

(''')[] `'.Who Let Tha BexXx Out? `  '  . _ ¦ []-.   Whatcha think?

In my quest to write this article...I've come up with...NOTHING. :( Sorry guys, I just haven't been inspired. But, do you remember 150 billion years ago when I shared with you the details of my Chris meet n greet? Well, it seems our wonderful sender Katie had her very own *Ncounter with Mr. Kirkpatrick. Read on, just don't be rude and steal her pictures. Props to our sexified former editor Liv, for tagging them. :) And I promise I'll have some brand spankin' new humor for ya next time around.

Til the cows come home,
BexXx

Katie's *Ncounter

Hey! I'd love to give ya a little story about my Chris *Ncounter. :)

I was in Orlando, Florida on vacation with my family this past June. On our last day, I had insisted on going to lunch at Planet Hollywood, instead my family decided on going to Hard Rock.

On our way out, we decided to take the long way out - past Margaritaville. My mom and sister had stopped right in front of Margaritaville, and told me to come towards them. I got in front of the restaurant, and my mom said "Is that Chris?" (She's been fully trained in the art of *NSYNC). I turned to look, and Mr. Chris Kirkpatrick was looking me in the eyes. My jaw literally dropped.

My mom went running for her camera while I debated approaching him. (After all he was eating lunch with his friends). My mom and I decided to approach together. She told him what a fan I was (I'm pathetic, I know). He was very cordial and agreed to take some pictures. I apologized for bothering him. He said with a smile, "It's not a problem". After a couple of pictures, I turned and told him "Thank you for everything". I regretted not saying more, but I was literally speechless.

He was very nice and extremely polite. It's amazing how something that is so small and routine to him had such an impact on my life, and made me so happy.

The "dirt" on Chris: We evesdropped on his conversation, and "fuck" was by far his favorite word. He had about 4 Margaritas, and we watched him drive home in his blue Escalade.

My pictures:


There ya go. I would like you to notice the amazing irony in the story: The day I met him, I was actually supposed to fly home that day, but our flight got overbooked. LOL I included the pics, just please don't take them or post them anywhere. Thanks.

Take care!
*Katie*

(''')[] `'.Dia's Doughnut `  '  . _ ¦ []-.   Ain't that funnay?

Did you know, that women blink more than twice as much as men do. Yep, it's true. We blink to wash our eyes clean of dust, debris and the skin cells we continuously shed. There is also the psychological reason; stress, tension, loud noises, affect the number of times we blink as well... but all this asside.. my theory is.. women blink more cause we're more sensitive. We feel other people's pain and we process it. I would assume that homosexual men blink just as much as us women do. So with that said.. I'd like to put some pictures up..





Whoever owns the picture above.. Please contact me at Kingsgal78@aol.com so we can give you credit for this picture with a to-date name on it.. thank you!



Wait.. he's not blinking there.. *stares closely* WHOOPS.. how'd that get in there?!? That's not lance!! *puts on bullet proof vest and proceeds*

You make out what you will of these pictures.. I came to my conclusion a long time ago.. peace out.. ~Dia

PS: Why don't women blink during foreplay? Ans: Cause there's no time.
While researching information on blinking.. I also found something that had me giggling out loud.. so i thought I'd share it.

To do is to be. -Descartes
To be is to do. -Voltaire
Do be do be do. -Frank Sinatra
(Men's restroom, Greasewood Flats, Scottsdale, Arizona)

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(''')[] `'.Freebies `  '  . _ ¦ []-.   Comment, Question, or Donate here

We realize that we haven't sent an issue out in almost a year. How sad is that? It's not much, but the freebie we're throwing in (attached to page 2) is a zip file with four mp3 clips. There are two of Chris, two of Lance. The Chris clips involve him receiving compliments on his hat, and telling an interviewer they are on crack. The Lance clips reveal what he looks for in a girl (as seen on "Good Morning America" in March 2000) and how often he showers. *Njoy!

(''')[] `'.Is that the end? `  '  . _ ¦ []-.   NO! Head on over to Page 2 for more fun and laughs!