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        Peace, Love, & Bass

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(''')[] `'.Opening Note`  '  . _ ¦ []-. 

LADIES AND GENTLEMENS, BOYS AND GIRLS! LOOK! ANOTHER ISSUE!

Aren't you surprised and shocked to see us back again so soon? So are we! But we're very happy to be sending out this jam-packed new issue of PLB straight to your computer screen! That's right folks...for the low low price of NOTHING, you too can enjoy all that PLB has to offer!

Haha! Just kidding, I really haven't lost my mind...but I'm really happy to announce that it's time for another issue! And that I actually WROTE something for this one! *Applause goes here*

Enjoy it folks! And please, write to me! My email is lonely without you!

Peace, Love & Homestyle Grits,
BexXx

(''')[] `'.Who Let Tha BexXx Out? `  '  . _ ¦ []-.   Whatcha think?

Feminine My ASS!!!!
By: BexXx

First off, I'd like to say that this is my first article for PLB in a loooooooooooooong time...and I'm very happy to be back at work.
Secondly, this article is in rebuttal to Dia's last article which was about how females blink more than males do, and since Lance blinks a lot, therefore he must be female. I, on the other hand have found evidence that Lance is not only male...he's HAWT!
If it pleases the court, may I present to you all...

Article of Evidence #1:

I like to call this one the "Perform oral sex on me, please." Picture.
See how he's reclined on the couch? See how his arm is draped over the back of the couch? See the bulge in his pants? My point is made.



Article of Evidence #2:

I call this one the "Waiting on the stairs for Becca to perform oral sex on me." Picture. Notice how he's holding on to the banister. Then notice how his eyes are transfixed on the camera as if he's holding it hostage with his gaze. Then notice how he's wearing a fru-fru shirt...damn, people...they can't ALL be good!



Article of Evidence #3:

I like to call this one the "I'm sitting against a brick wall AFTER recieving oral sex." Picture. Please notice if you will the hooded look in his eyes. Also take note of the relaxed stature. Then please direct your attention to the fact that his hand is rested gently upon his crotch.



Article of Evidence #4:

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I save the best for last...(HAHA! I almost typed "I save the BEAST for last.")
I call this one, "Gratuitous Crotch Shot that probably has something to do with oral sex, but I am too busy drooling to think of it at the moment." Picture.
Please note the wall he is sitting on...now try to stop wishing you WERE that wall...Then note the far off look in his green eyes...now try to stop wishing it was you he was thinking of...Then notice...DUN DUN DUN! The CROTCH! I believe that with these four simple photographs I have not only proved Lance Bass' maleness, I have seen it in all it's penile glory! Hallelujah!



So folks...the final verdict is yours to make...is Lance a female as Dia claims? Or is Lance ultimately one of the hottest males on this spinning mudball we call earth? YOU be the judge...and please don't hesitate to email me at BexXxPLB@aol.com with your thoughts on this matter.

Thank you, and goodnight Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are.

Note: Credit for the pictures to Ron Davis (rondavisphoto.com) and lancebass.com

(''')[] `'.Dia's Doughnut `  '  . _ ¦ []-.   Ain't that funnay?

hey there.. you may remember the survey that lance and justin filled out. well.. joey sent me his answers!! actually, I was nominated to do this since nobody has done him yet.. I hope you don't mind.. but he's a character and I think I've done him justice!! lol.. adios! ~dia

Subj: Survey
Date: 9/24/2003 11:25:26 PM Eastern Daylight Time
From: itsmyDOHnut
To: Kingsgal78

Full Name: Joseph anthony fatone (pronounced sha-zay)
Nicknames: superman, but see, we're taking it to the next level, so now it's superduperman!
Age: I forgot
Birthday: around justins.. that oughta help people remember me!
Location: I've got hoeess in different area codes.. but currently I'm in florida, working on grease.. come see me!!
Hair Color: depends on my mood..But I know people were lovin' the elmo look.. might have to go back to that to get the ladies attention again..
Eye Color: sexual chocolate..
Shoe Size: *smirks* come on now.. I'm italian, you should know the answer!
Height: 5'10"
Weight: *does some acting mimicing brittany murphy* I'llllllll neverrrrr tellllllll..... anyone.

--MUSIC STUFF:

1. Who's your favorite band? Lords of acid...traci is hot! I own all her..... movies..

2. What's your favorite song at the moment?: Pimp Juice.. cuz you know.. sometimes you gotta let it loose..

3. What's your all-time favorite song?: Celebration.. yeah.. that song.. for some reason, it makes me remember the good ol days.. when the Y in Nsync had a meaning.. a purpose.. a.. *clears throat* so yeah.. I have an album coming out eventually.. It makes fun of the people more fortunate and popular than myself.. kinda a good release..lance should try it sometime..

4. What's your type of music? any song where I can just break it down and show people that it's natural for me.. I've got the moves.. hell.. at least one person from each city in several countries KNOWS i've got the moves!!

9. BSB or *NSync? You know that howard chick really does it for me!

12. Who's your favorite female singer?: That girl with the boobs.. Jessica Simpson.. she sings right? *looks around for verification*

13. Who's your favorite male singer?: Sinead O' connor.. that dude can sing!!

18. Is your band famous, if you're in one?: How nice of you to notice that I'm in a band.. Of course.. I've made myself famous outside the band.. ever heard of "my big fat greek wedding"? see.. I was in that.. top grossing movie pretty much ever!! how many other of my band members can say the did THAT?!

20. What CD is in your CD player right now?: Disneys Beauty and the beast.. That's one show I'd really like to perform on stage..

44. What band posters are on your wall? It's not so much a band, but a group.. Playboy bunnies.. ever heard of them? they play a mean flute!!



--WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE:

1. Food: Come on now.. I didn't get this husky (that's what my mom calls me) by having ONE favorite food!

2. Drink: Body shots at hughs house!!

4. Clothing Acessory: zipper, without them things, it's hard to be quick about ......business.. knowwhatahmsayin!!

6. Color: nude

10. Family Member: my babygirl..

2. Hawaii or New York: This is tough.. New York is home.. and Hawaii is topless... at least where I go.. You'll have to call this a draw..

14. Concert or Television: Been to enough concerts.. it's all about the boob tube.. and I do mean boob tube!! *proud of self for keeping this clean*

1. Are you crazy or are you more laid back? depends on who you ask.. and what position I'm in.. like seriously.. when the girl is.. and I.. and we.. you know.. that's pretty crazy.. but when I'm at home with my fiance', well.. I'm more laid back..

3. Memory you would like to forget? The day I let chyna get away.. man.. she pulled some moves that.. oh good lawd!!....*a little teary*

9. What car do you drive? *is starting to tremble* since I've "settled down" I've been forced to .. *takes a deep breath* drive a family van.. *exhales slowly*

10. Do you ever make prank phone calls? *starts laughing* yeah man.. I'd make sure I called from justin's place and pressed *82.. you know.. so his number would show up.. I can't tell you how many times I've had phone.. uhm.. conversation, and the girl didn't know any better.. people wanna get freaky with justin man.. let me tell you..

13. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: *shudders* a..f-f-fiance.. and I love her.. she's the mama of the joy in my life.. *kinda smiles* it's getting easier to say..

15. How many buddies are on your list? that's my brothers department.. apparently he's a cyber whore..

17. Who do you hate most?: MONOGOMY!! oh.. you said who.. my bad..

19. What kind of shoes do you like? shoes that show off my italian heritage.. *beeming all proud again*.. but you should really check out these pair of red pumps our little lance-etta wears.. If I swung both ways, or just the opposite way.. I'd be all about those..

20. What are your wearing (accessories and all, in detail) right now?: My outfit for Rent.. I never gave it back.. It was MY moment.. I'm just cherishing it right now..

22. What are the last 4 digits of your phone number? 6868 .. you know what 68 means right? it's .. do your part of 69 now and I'll owe you later...

23. What is on your mousepad? again.. not my department.. But I know a few pads I'd like to move my mouse on..

24. What is your most prized possesion: My sperm.. Seriously.. have you seen the outcome of it's growth!! My little girl is sooooo Beautiful.. and you know she gets her looks from daddy.. I haven't really looked at her mamas face for a while.. but she's got a nice rack..

26. Who do you look like? I get that guy from friends a lot.. but he don't have nothing on me!!

29. What's the best trick you ever played on someone? I called lance and told him that I found someone to sponsor his space trip completely.. I thought it was harmless..I mean.. it was just a joke.. but he didn't come out of the house for a long time... that's why he was soo pale for so long.. Now he's got this whole thing about taking my place in the group... you know.. the womanizer.. getting all buffed and shit.. I mean you can't replace me.. and those pictures of him half naked on the beach are just gay.. *getting angry* he stole my idea!!! I haven't had time to go to the gym.. you know.. I do have a family.. I was on MY BIG FAT GREEK WEDDING!!! heeee can't say that!

30. Do you have any tattoos? What of? Yes, but right now I don't wanna talk about it.. who knows.. SOMEONE from the group might take my body art ideas and use it for his popularity.. IT WAs juST A JOKE!!

(''')[] `'.Featured Pic (brouhgt to you by BexXx) `  '  . _ ¦ []-.   Got a funny pic?

"Now Chillins, Stand back...because when I sit on this little rocket and blast myself into space I don't want any of you to get hurt. And you...the little girl holding my cup of Mike's...MORE ICE!"

PS: Liv's going to hell. Look at the picture...how can she think such dirty things while he's being pictured with children? Then again...he makes it so easy.

(''')[] `'.Freebies `  '  . _ ¦ []-.   Comment, Question, or Donate here

The freebie we're throwing in this go around is a zip file (attached to Page 2) with two mp3 clips of Chris. In the first, he reveals what nickname he would give to the woman he loved. In the other, he and Justin reinact a scene from Titanic. *Njoy!

(''')[] `'.Is that the end? `  '  . _ ¦ []-.   NO! Head on over to Page 2 for more fun and laughs!