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(''')[] `'.Jabbering With Julie ` ' . _ ¦ []-. OMG haha!!!
We are sad to report that Julie is still missing, but all of us at PLB and over at EF are doing our darndest to find her. We know that if you could, y'all would send out a search party, file a missing persons report, or even send her emails. Unfortunately, her mailbox is full so no one can reach her that way. :(
BUT...there's someone you can contact, and we know if Julie were here she'd want you to help. Sexified former editor Liv, is gonna check out Justin's Lovin' It Live club tour when he stops in Detroit. What's so special about that? Well, October 17 just so happens to not only be Chris' birthday, or Eminem's birthday, but hers as well. So here's our shamless idea, one that would make Julie beam with pride:
PLB readers should email the radio station, 93.1 WDRQ Detroit, and tell them Liv deserves to meet Justin, because it's her 24th birthday and she's been a fan since day number negative 527 (MMC fan, ya know.) We think after years of dedicated fandom, ONE of us deserves a little one on one time with JT to bitch slap some sense into that Goodyear Blimp size ego of his! ;)
When you get to the email page, be sure to address it to Rachel. She's the only girl, and ya know...women understand these things. Also, don't forget to include your reason for writing, the site address (www.angelfire.com/mn/nsynchumor), and Liv's email address (NsyncJadedOJC@aol.com) so they can contact her. Please don't beg or get eccentric or go all teenybopper on them. Julie would be creative, but short and straight to the point.
Thanks guys! And by the next issue, we hope to have found Julie and that Liv has some JT stories to share with her...and all of you! :)
(''')[] `'.Contest!!! ` ' . _ ¦ []-. Submit your ideas HERE
As mentioned in past issues, we have promised REAL prizes to our readers. Liz (Issue 15) and Amanda (Issue 11) can definitely attest to that. We want to stay true to our word, we just tend to not know any good contest ideas. If you have any suggestions, feel free to submit them. Please remember, no member contests. They're messy. :)
The prize up for grabs is a 100-piece mini NSYNC puzzle. (When completed, it measures 5x7.) With the new year just around the corner, we're in need of a new copyright banner. You know, the cute little pic you see at the end of the zine? The banner MUST include the phrases, "Copyright PLB 2000-2004" and "Hey you. Don't Steal. It's not the Mississippi thing to do." Colors, fonts, special effects...that's all you, so long as it's a picture of Lance. The winner we choose will receive the prize. Contest deadline is November 1. Good luck!
(''')[] `'.Parody of the Issue ` ' . _ ¦ []-. Q's & C's?
A few months back, former editor Liv was venting about Justin to friend Kim, who joked, "J, you steal the spotlight ONE more time...and he did. So Liv beat him senseless." Thus, a parody was born! She later brought the idea to Bex, and together they bring you the Pop Star Tango. To the tune of "Cell Block Tango" from the movie musical, Chicago.
Pop Star Tango
[JC]
Steal
[LANCE]
Freak
[WADE]
Fired
[CHRIS]
Uh uh
[JOEY]
Chicago
[STEVE]
Justin!
[JOHNNY]
And now, the six associates of Justin Timberlake, in their rendition of...
The Pop Star Tango
[JC]
Steal
[LANCE]
Freak
[WADE]
Fired
[CHRIS]
Uh uh
[JOEY]
Chicago
[STEVE]
Justin!
(repeatedly)
[ALL]
He's got it coming
He's got it coming
He's only got himself to blame
If you lived with him
If you could see him
[JOEY]
I betcha you would all feel the same!
[JC]
Steal
[LANCE]
Freak
[WADE]
Fired
[CHRIS]
Uh uh
[JOEY]
Chicago
[STEVE]
Justin!
(repeat)
[JC (Spoken)]
You know how people
have these little habits
that get you down? Like Justin.
Justin likes to sing solos.
No, not sing. STEAL.
So, I talked to Jive one day,
and I'm really irritated, and I'm
looking for a little bit of support.
Cause it turns out they left J
with the decision of choosing
his club tour or my album.
So, I said to him,
I said, "You steal the spotlight ONE more time..."
And he did.
So, the label won't back us at the same time,
and my release was pushed back...
For the SIXTH time.
[ALL]
He's got it coming
He's got it coming
He's only got himself to blame
If you lived with him
If you could see him
We betcha you would all feel the same!
[LANCE (Spoken)]
I met Justin Timberlake from
Tennessee about eight years ago
and he told me we were equals
and we hit it off right away.
So, we started working together.
We'd go to work, we'd hang out,
we'd do concerts, sign autographs
And then I found out,
"Equals" he told me?
Equals, my ass. Not only
did all the girls want him
...oh, no, I was labeled the "freak".
Cause I'm from Mississippi, you know? So that
summer, while he was recording his album, I went to NASA,
and came home looking like a Greek god.
You know, some guys just can't handle
competition.
[ALL]
He's got it coming
He's got it coming
He left a pop group in its prime
Tried to amuse us
With his excuses
That going solo was not a crime!
[WADE (Spoken)]
Now, I'm dancing in the studio
workin' out choreography for my show,
minding my damn business,
in storms that bitch Justin,
in a jealous rage.
"You been screwin' my girlfriend!"
he says. He was crazy
and he kept on screamin',
"You been screwin my girlfriend!"
And then he fired my ass.
He fired my ass TEN TIMES!
[ALL]
If you lived with him
If you could see him
We betcha you would all feel the same!
[CHRIS (Spoken)]
Atwhay amway Iway oingday erehay? Ancelay aidsay
Iway avehay otay alktay adbay aboutway Ustinjay.
Iway ustjay inkthay ehay eedsnay away ughay.
Andway Iway ouldway ivegay imhay oneway...
Ifway Iway idn'tday ellsmay adbay!
(Translated from Pig Latin:
What am I doing here? Lance said
I have to talk bad about Justin.
I just think he needs a hug. And I would give him one...
If I didn't smell bad!)
[WADE]
Yeah, but did you do it?
[CHRIS]
UH UH, too stanky!
[JOEY (Spoken)]
Chris, JC, Lance, Justin, and
I have this group NSYNC
and our choreographer, Wade,
used to travel with us.
Now, for this one number in
the show, we did these multiple pelvic
thrusts in a row,
back flips, flip flops, floor humping,
spread eagles on a velcro wall,
one right after the other.
So, this one night after the show
we're down at this club in Chicago,
the three of us boozin',
havin' a few laughs and
I have to take a piss.
So, I go to the bathroom.
I come back, out on the floor
and there's Justin and the chick
I'd been hitting on doin' their own
set of pelvic thrusts.
Well, I was in such a state of shock,
I mean, she said she liked ME!
It wasn't until later,
when I was hitting on yet ANOTHER girl that
I even knew I'd been used.
[ALL]
He's got it coming
He's got it coming
He's had it coming all along
Because he used us
And he abused us
How could you tell us that we are wrong?
(repeat)
[STEVE (Spoken)]
I love Justin Timberlake
more than I can possibly say.
He knows I'm a real artistic guy...
sensitive... a cameraman.
But he was always trying
to hog the camera.
We'd go out every night
looking for women
and on the way
he'd stop at mirrors,
glass doors,
toasters, anywhere he could see his reflection.
I guess you can say he hired me for his
tour because we're the same artistically.
He sees himself as god, I see myself as
god's videographer.
[ALL]
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
He's got it coming
He's got it coming
He's had it coming all along
Why did he do it
Should not have done it
'Cause NSYNC's future does not look strong
He's got it coming
He's got it coming
He's only got himself to blame
If you lived with him
If you could see him
We betcha you would all feel the same!
[JC]
You steal the spotlight one more time...
[LANCE]
Equal my ass.
[WADE]
Ten times!
[CHRIS]
ehay eedsnay away ughay.
[JOEY]
Their own set of pelvic thrusts.
[STEVE]
Similar artistically.
[JC]
Steal
[LANCE]
Freak
[WADE]
Fired
[CHRIS]
Uh uh
[JOEY]
Chicago
[STEVE]
Justin!
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(''')[] `'.That's all folks... ` ' . _ ¦ []-. *sniff* but, but, but!!!
Baby you're not the only one... Peace, Love, & Bass Issue 17 was brought to you by Katie, but NOT Jive Records...those *censored*. Authorities investigating Julie's disappearance report that she may have been abducted by Bam Margera. In a statement to the press, Bex declared that "Bam is an ass clown." After only 2 hours of deliberation, the jury has found the defendant, Lance Bass, guilty...of being the hottest thing since Mississippi fruit cake. Dia has filed for appeal. Thank you for reading The Small Print...end the transmition, they've had enough.
You know the rules. You may take the humor if you want to keep it for yourself. If you want to use it elsewhere, we beg that you maintain the decency to at least ask us first (links are right above.) If not, we'll send Wade J Robson after your unoriginal ass.