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(''')[] `'.Jabbering With Julie `  '  . _ ¦ []-.   OMG haha!!!

As the search for Julie continues, we are happy to announce that her column will no longer be vacant. PLB welcomes Nicky, our newest guest editor, who will be filling in temporarily. :) You can contact her by using that link up ^ there, next to the title.



JC’s album "Schizophrenic" is almost here, and according to what I've heard so far, Mr. Chasez has a friend in his pants ready to come out. Most of his songs are about sex, and how hard he wants to do these chicks he sings about, and his wild side is comming out. I guess after Bobbi and him broke up, he went crazy and so did his penis. I saw him on "The Wade Robson Project", and he sang his new song "Adidas", which is openly about him thinking about sex 24/7. Heres the lyrics and my preception of the horny little poodle-headed man. ~Nicky

ADIDAS
So you wanna be a rock star (If thats what you wanna role play....)
keep it going (Goin as fast as I can here!)
don't stop (Wait..I got a cramp)
work it while you're on top (whoa....never thought Id hear you express yourself this way....)
call the cops (Wheres the phone?)
rollercoaster riding baby (for you maybe...)
up and down (Im dizzy here..........lets trade places)
I love to watch you do it (Fine....but you better change places with me soon)

I just want to get close to you (Im riding you like a pony, how close you wanna get?!)
find out what it takes to move you (Just throw me down you weakling!)
feel the rhythm (I feel it)
hit the spot (Wrong hole!)
getting hot (Cuz Im doin all the work up here!)
all night long (Hell nah bitch.....get on top!)

all day long I dream about sex
and all night long I think about sex
and all the time I think about sex with you (with you) (Well, now your freakin me out..I have good personality too you know...)

all day long I dream about sex
and all night long I think about sex
and all the time I think about sex with you (with you) (Perv)

all day long I dream about sex
and all night long I think about sex
and all the time I think about sex with you (with you) (I bet he was watchin Baywatch when he wrote this)

Keep in mind I’m a love machine, (Wheres the plug?)
ready 24-7 (so is my vibrater, and it doesnt need me on top)
Call me anytime you need, Some extra attention, (Hello?!!)
Did I forget to mention, (theres more?!)
School's back in session, get ready for a lesson (where`s the pta meeting at?)

I just want to feel alive and
Do what it takes to satisfy you (Well, hurry up and cum so I can go to bed)
Hour after hour baby, all night long with you (you do know some people have to work tomorrow, right?!)

all day long I dream about sex
all night long I think about sex
and all the time I think about sex with you, with you (repeat x4) (yawn)

(that funky little breakdown) (you need a shower with that FUNKY little smell)

all day long I dream about sex
all night long I think about sex
and all the time I think about sex with you, with you (repeat x4) (finally, I get to sleep...........JC? JC?!!! I know you didnt fall asleep.JC?!ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz)

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The graphics contest is still in full swing. Up for grabs is a 100-piece mini NSYNC puzzle. (When completed, it measures 5x7.) We're in need of a new copyright banner. The banner MUST include the phrases, "Copyright PLB 2000-2004" and "Hey you. Don't Steal. It's not the Mississippi thing to do." Colors, fonts, special effects...that's all you, so long as it's a picture of Lance. Contest deadline is November 1. Good luck!

(''')[] `'.Parody of the Issue `  '  . _ ¦ []-.   Q's & C's?

Hey everybody! BexXx here! We were in desperate need of a parody for this issue, so I concocted one all on my own...it's to the tune of Elton John's "Rocket Man" What? You don't know that song? Well...don't be upset...I guess not many people do...but I heard the title and I automatically thought of Lance. (I've been thinking of Lance a lot lately...ask Liv and Nicky...)

So here's my parody...It's short...and it didn't take long to write...but I think it came out okay! Email me if you hate it...Email me if you love it...Email me if you're wondering who Elton John is...

Rocket Man

He packed his bags last night pre-flight
Zero hour nine a.m.
And JC's gonna be high as a kite by then
He'll miss the earth so much...miss his life
But he's not going to space
On any flight tonight

And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
Till take off takes him round the moon to find
He's not the man they think he is at home
Oh no no no He's a rocket man
Rocket man dreaming of the day he flies away

Russia ain’t the kind of place to live your life
In fact it’s cold as hell
And there’s no one there who knows who Justin is
And all this waiting he don’t understand
They put him off seven days a week
The rocket man, the rocket man

And I think it’s gonna be a long long time...

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(''')[] `'.That's all folks... `  '  . _ ¦ []-.   *sniff* but, but, but!!!

Don't be so quick to walk away... Peace, Love & Bass Issue 19 has been brought to you by the letters FBI, as the search for Julie intensifies. The radio station did NOT hook Olivia up with Justin for her birthday. Heads will roll. Bex was jealous that Liv got to hear J cuss, but would rather have Rocket Man's babies instead. Dia's personal trainer has done good for her, so she decided to pay it forward and help Joey. They were last seen eating ho-ho's after a long "work out." All day long, Nicky dreams about sex...but that's not much when you consider that she sells vibrators for a living. Paramedics are standing by, should Katie faint from the frequency in which PLB is being completed. How now, brown cow. Thank you for reading The Small Print...I'm lovin' it!

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