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Peace, Love, & Bass - Happy Birthday, Joey!
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I know it's been a long time since you've heard from us, but we're back! We decided we wanted to throw together an issue of PLB especially for Joey on his birthday!
I have just one announcement to make before we go on to the fun stuff.
Julie is still missing from the face of the planet, it seems...and so we have pulled in a new editor. Her name is Nicky and she rocks! I'm sure you guys will like her...I know I do.
As for the rest of us, we're keepin on! I hope all of you are doing the same. Feel free to drop me a line at BexXxPLB@aol.com anytime, and I'll hit ya back with an email! And keep watching our website, NJEF for updates in the coming days!
1. I am greatful for Joey because he is a wonderful father of a beautiful little girl...and I happen to be the wonderful MOTHER of a beautiful little girl who doesn't HAVE a father. So, seeing him be so responsible for Brianna is a beautiful thing to see!
2. I am greatful for Joey because he can act. Many Nsyncer's have tried...none have succeeded EXCEPT Joey. C'mon now, I love Justin and Lance as much as the next girl, but did you SEE On The Line? Joey MADE that movie!
3. I am greatful for Joey for "Taking one for the team" during the making of the Pop video. He very well could have been decapitated...or worse...if there is anything worse than being decapitated...
4. Also, about that Pop video...I am greatful for Joey because he really looks NOTHING like Wade Robson.
5. I am greatful for Joey for his part in RENT. It is my favorite musical and I was so proud of him when he did it. Viva La Vie Boheme!
6. I am greatful for Joey because he is the brunt of so many jokes (Especially around here.) and he still takes it like a man.
7. I am greatful for Joey because of the time at the San Diego soundcheck party when he saw my major sunburn, pointed at me, and said "Ouch" into the microphone. When you're in pain like that, all you want is for someone to care...and Joey cared, dammit!
8. I am greatful for Joey because he is the Y in NSYNC. Without him, they would simply be NSNC, which, when said aloud sounds like you are hiccupping.
9. I am greatful for Joey because yes, indeed, "Joey's got a big ol' butt."
10. Lastly, I am greatful for Joey because of his fashion sense. It gives us endless piles of photographs to mock here at PLB and also at NJEF. I mean, who can forget the "Hydrogen Peroxide Chewbacca" coat?
Happy Birthday Joey!
Eat a couple cakes for me! *wink*
Joey Joey Joey.........not to old...but not to young. What can I say about the fat one? well, he was the host for fame, he did a few movies..he had a baby.(not him...his girlfriend kelly...) and he masterbates. Happy birthday Joey..and remember, the burritto can be reheated.
I dont know why I said that, but it sounded funny. JC is in my town right now (Jacksonville Florida), and I cant even feel alittle excitment. Joey and Justin are my fav NSyncers. So, Im gonna call JC tomorrow when hes on the radio here in town, and wish Joey a happy birthday. Nick Carter from Backstreets birthday is tomorrow too. (or today, whenever this issue will be released) and I think im going to wear my button that has a cake on it to work. Ill tell people its for Nick and Joey. Hhahahaha...........umm..britney is a whore. Peace.
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"I KNEW I shouldn't have eaten those refried beans at dinner!"
Mmkay, in case you didn't know, Joey had a cameo role as a lounge singer in the independent film, "The Cooler." The freebie we're including this issue is the mp3 of Joey covering Frank Sinatra's song, "Can I Steal a LIttle Love," from the movie's soundtrack. Because ya know...that last note makes us squee every time. :) *Njoy!
As of November 1, the graphics contest is closed. Thanks to all who entered. We've been on hiatus for some time, so we are still determining a winner. We'll let you know who gets the 100-piece mini NSYNC puzzle (when completed, it measures 5x7) that's up for grabs. In the meantime, is anybody interested in purchasing the August 2001 Rolling Stone magzine featuring Joey on the cover? It's being sold for the cover price + shipping, and there are two available. If interested, you can email us here. First come first serve.
We no longer accept ads. However, we DO accept links. AOL tends to freak out when we try to insert ads due to the complex HTML of colors and such. For back issues and more of our original humor (never before seen in PLB), visit our sister site *NSYNC Jaded Everybody's Free We're NSYNC-approved, and we'll be updating there again soon!
You •CaN •HaTe •THeM •NoW ....orginal hate and humor....
Hold the pickle! Peace, Love & Bass Issue 20 has been brought to you by a box of Twinkies. Olivia is grateful for Joey because he didn't pull that "hey baby" ish on her when she met him. Amazing, considering she ran into him at a hotel. Bex said "NSNC" too many times, and actually DID get the hiccups. After Joe polished off a box of ho-ho's, he taught her how to hiccup in harmony. Dia's wish to Joey is that he has many more babies, and that the swelling on his left testicle will go down...eventually. Julie's whereabouts remain unknown, and the FBI has deemed her case unsolved. If anyone has any information, please call the tipline at 1-800-COME-BCK! Nicky will not only wear her cake button, but she'll mail one to Joe. He can wear it with the sparkly "It's my birthday...WANNA SPANK ME?" sticker Liv sent him in '01. Katie's injuries were not severe, after toppling from her chair in shock at seeing the zine in her mailbox. Damnit, we miss the fruit snacks. Thank you for reading The Small Print...can I steal a little love?
You know the rules. You may take the humor if you want to keep it for yourself. If you want to use it elsewhere, we beg that you maintain the decency to at least ask us first (links are right above.) If not, we'll send Wade J Robson after your unoriginal ass.
