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It's My Turn, Baby...YEAH!

Here's what I believe would happen if I, BexXx got a chance to sit down with the guys and have a little chat session. Let's just say it wouldn't be the "Standard" interview...Special thanks to my friend "Nsync158110" for all your help with this interview! *Smile*

Becca:  Good afternoon, gentlemen...How we feelin' today?

Justin:  I got stuck on the 409 behind this old fart, and I tried to get around, but the traffic was bumper to bumper and no one would let me pass. I was 'bout to hop out and kick someone's...

Becca:  Yeah...there are 4 other guys who'd like to talk, Prince of Pop...can we say "Shut it?"

Justin:  *Sucks his teeth*...Don't be tellin' me to sh...

Joey:  We're all doing really well...

Justin:  Excuse you, Joey, I was ta...

Joey:    We're glad to be back together.

Becca:  It's about damned time.

Lance:  Excuse me?

Becca:  I SAID it's about damned time...did I stutter?

Justin:  SOMEONE has an attitude problem....

Becca:  I apologize...I have my period.

*The guys shift uncomfortably in their seats*

Lance:  *In shock* 'CUSE ME???

Becca:  You heard me.  You know about periods, Lance...You of ALL people...*Slaps hand over her mouth*  Anyway, let's start with the questions shall we?

*They all mutter their approval*

Becca:  JC, what is your favorite Van Gogh painting?

Chris:  STARRY NIGHT!

Becca:  *Turns to Chris*  Why is that your favorite, Chris?

Chris:  Cause it's the only one I know!

Becca:  *Rolls eyes*  Next question...Lance, are you angry at the cow for getting the oppertunity to jump over the moon, when your chances of doing the same thing are slim to none?

Lance:  Hey...I resent that.

Joey:  Answer the question, man!

Lance:  *Looking at the ground* No, I'm not angry at the cow...

Becca:  Are you sure?  Anger is a perfectly natural reaction to things like this.  Are you harboring a little resentment toward the cow, then?  Do you envy the cow's trip to space, Lance?

Lance:  NO!

Becca:  Down Poofu, bad dalmation.

Lance:  *Sits back in his seat and takes deep breaths*

JC:  Count to 10.

Justin: He can't.

Chris: No, that was me...

Becca:  The next question goes to you, Joey...You know that I work for NJEF.  And we and our readers are DYING to know the answer to this...

Joey:  *Getting excited cause he thinks it's something big* Yeah? Go 'head!

Becca:  *Clears throat*  WHEN are you going to make Steve get a real job?

Joey:  *Looks thoroughly confused*

Becca:  *Suddenly*  CHRIS, WHERE'S WALDO!?!?!??

Chris:  *Just as suddenly*  IN THE TREE!

Becca:  *Sits back*  That is correct.

Chris:  *Grins*

Justin:  I didn't know interview questions were supposed to have right or wrong answers...

Becca:  Mine do...so, Justin...can I have the $900,000 you didn't have to pay in back taxes?  You would have lost it anyway, and while we're at it...how about your Escalade?  You were gonna let THEM take it...how bout your dogs?  Can I take your dogs?

Justin:  *About to cry*  You're takin' my dogs?

Becca:  No, you big baby!  Dry up!

Justin:  Hey man, I've read your website before...you're supposed to love me!

Chris: It was all lies...

Becca:  I DO love you...I'm meanest to the ones I wanna have sex with.  *winks at Justin*

Chris: More lies...

Joey:  Hey!  You haven't been mean to me yet.

Becca:  My point exactly. Back to the interview...JC, are you REALLY that dull?

JC:  Huh?

Becca:  You...are you really as dull as you seem?

JC:  I'm not dull!  But even if I was...chicks dig dull...look at Olivia...she wants me.

Becca:  Okay, so you have a point there, but I've still heard you're dull.

JC:  I'm not...

Chris: THAT is a lie...

Becca:  *Holds hand up to JC*  I'm over you!

Chris:  Ooooh...she was mean to JC!  I know what THAT means!

Becca:  *Gives Chris a dirty look*

Chris:  *Chuckles and looks at the ceiling*

Becca:  Now Lance, about that cow...

Lance:  I am NOT angry at the cow!  I LIKE cows! *sits back and crosses his arms*

Chris:  If Lance IS angry at the cow, does that mean he wants to have sex with it?

Becca:  *Nods*  Yes Chris, that is EXACTLY what it means!

Chris:  *Looks at Lance*  Gross, dude.

Lance:  I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THE COW!  And furthermore, I AM going to space!  So there!

Becca:  *Under her breath*  On whose rocket ship?

Lance:  *Stands up and starts walking out*  That's it...I don't have to take this abuse standing up!

JC:  But you were sitting down, Lance.

Justin:  *Laughs*

Lance:  *Groans and leaves the room*

Becca:  Well guys, that concludes my interview...Thank you all for being good sports about it!  Well...except Lance...

Chris: *Staring out a window* I SEE WALDO!

Joey: You're welcome.

JC: Um, yeah...

Justin: It was no problem, Becca...

Becca:  Shut up, bitch.

Justin:  *Walking out*  Oh yeah...she wants me...
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