Justin: Hey JDawg, get up yo! We gotsa open presents!
Joey: [mumbling] No Suzie, I actually gave you your present last night, actually...
Justin: Yo I ain't no skank! Dis be Justin you foo!
Joey: Oh...my bad. OK I'm up. *Joey gets up, puts his Superman robe and winged slippers on, and follows Justin into Lance's room where he is sleeping peacefully in his princess bed. Justin walks over to Lance and snaps his feathered night mask. Lance sits straight up in bed.*
Lance: Ahh!! Justin do you wanna give me wrinkles?!?!
Justin: Nah, ah jus want u to get yo pink ass up outta bed so ah, ah mean WE can open presents.
Justin: Ah ain't gonna jump on his bed or nuttin cuz ah don't want him ta have a heart attack or sumptin...CHRIS WAKE UP!! *Joey and Lance look at him in shock.* He's goin a lil deaf you know.
Chris: What do you want lil cittlins?
Justin: Come on, we gotsa celebrate Christmas.
Chris: Ya know, in my day.... *He hobbles out of bed, grabs his cane, and follows the Lance Joey and Justin into JC's room...wow we got a little train going on here!!*
Justin: Jay Cee wake up!!
JC: mdlkjjjdla.
Justin: Jay Cee get yo ass up!
JC: dfadlkfjadjkm3jfjakdlj.
Justin: Jay Cee if you don't get yo skinny ass up now Ahmma flush yo crack down da toilet!! *That does it for JC, he bolts outta bed and flings himself over his stash as the others, minus Justin cuz he's already waiting to open presents, pull him to the living room where Justin is sitting on the floor in front of a big Christmas tree with lots of baby blue star ornaments and some N's, S's, Y's, and C's thrown in there too.*
Justin: C'mon guys ah wanna be openin mah presents! Let's go!
JC: Chill, froilicious.
Justin: Nah ah want mah presents NOW!!
JC: Fine, here! *Thrusts a spakling baby blue package violently at Justin's head.*
Justin: Aww yeah present fo me!!" *He opens the box to find a silver picture frame inside complete with a picture of himself* Aww yeah! Ah belookin SO fly!! Thanx Jay Cee, Ah love mah gift!!
JC: Yeah, well I didn't think the 398752908640 pictures of you strewn about and decorating the bus was enough so that's what I decided you could use the most.
Justin: Here, Ah gots a present fo you too. *JC opens his gift from Justin-a bag of hypodermic needles and a gift certificate to a dentist.* Ah got you da needles cuz Ah know how mad you be gittin when you don't got nuthin fo yo drugs and Ah think dat gift certificate speaks fo itself, ifyaknowwhatahmean. *JCs veins start to bulge, then he remembers that he has to "respect everyone" and simply says* Thanks Justin.
Justin: Aight, who gots some mo gifts fo me? *Lance hands him a pink box*
Lance: This is from me and Joey - we split it 50/50.
Justin: Aww ya'll are cheap, Ah mean Thanks!! *He opens the gift...it's Britney's 2000 calendar.*
Joey: That's your woman so we got it for you.
Justin: Haahaa..that was almost funny. Now where's mah real gift?
Lance: Justin, sweetie, a picture is worth a thousand words...and theres like 16 some odd of her in there...that's like 16 thousand words. *Lance smiles as Justin twitches.* I knew you'd like it.
Justin: Well Ah'm sure mah boy Chris got me suttin nice.
Chris: For what?
Justin: Christmas...dat be da holiday we celebratin...
Chris: Oh, sorry, I forgot. My mind's not what it used to be...
Justin: Ya'll are whack!! *He gets up and leaves.*
JC: Oh well. Here Lance, open this. *It's a makeup set from Mary Kay*
Lance: Oh JC this is so beautiful!! I love it sooo much...it's my color and everything!! *Lance tries to give JC a hug but JC pushes him away.* Anyway JC here's your present. *365 WWJD bracelets in a rainbow of colors.*
JC: Wowie Lance this is such a nice present!! Now I never have to worry about losing my 'I love God' image and no one will think I'm on crack!
Joey: Here, JC, open mine. *It's an empty box of Twinkies*
JC: Umm, Joey?
Joey: Sorry, I got hungry.
JC: It's OK, Joe, that's what I got you anyway. Here, eat away.
*NSYNC finished opening their presents. Chris didn't get anything for anyone cuz he forgot but JC Joey and Lance got him a good supply of Viagra, Depends, and fake hair for his dreads. From Lance, Joey got a Bible cuz Lance was sick of Joey's pimpin ways and said he "needed to set his priorites straight...cuz we do that in Mississippi...cuz that's where I'm from.... Mississippi." Because Justin wasn't happy with his presents from the rest of the guys (except JC's) he took all of the stuff he was gonna give them with him when he left. After the boys got done opening their gifts, Chris went to take a nap, Justin cried in his room cuz "no one loves me except for mah Momma Crunkness", JC called Jerome and got some stuff for his new needles, Lance spent the day perfecting his make-up art, and Joey ate his twinkies. Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!!
...:::Submission by NeEnE(aka Janine):::...
