2. 4 sets of paternity papers (Whew.. relief for Joey, the "Busta must have gotten to them" excuse was becoming redundant.)
3. 856 Avon Catalogs
4. A couple of coupons for dog food (Whom were these intended? We weren't sure.. Busta and/or Chris himself? The mystery remains)
5. A half a tube of bleach
6. A perscription for Viagra
7. 6 of Stever's "forgotten" videos of Britney and Busta
8. 53 hypodermic needles (need you ask who's these are?)
9. 460 used condom wrappers (his bunk IS right under Joey's)
10. 4 sets of lifts for shoes.
11. Another perscription this time for Rogaine.
12. A subscription card for Woman's World Weekly
13. A Book: "How To Balance A Woman In Every State."
14. 52 Appointment cards for the dentist (poor JC no wonder his problem remains)
Check E-bay for the finest of Chris' hair goods! Going quick!!
...:::Submission by EF's new Writer Allison:::...
