Freeloader
What? Nooooooo! This couldn't be what I think it is, could it? But omg it is! It is Bobbie using JC to get more attention...look at her sly and compuler stare...it's affixed; whom you might ask yourself is it fixed upon...oh I'll tell you. Think of the most vile, most impure creature alive... Oh yes my friends, it is Bill Clinton at whom she's staring, and she's using JC to attract a frightful gaze back at her. *Shudders* Meee tooo...
The New, The Raw, The Very Best musical talent at its utmost, Tom Petty's singin' a new tune now...
To the tunes of "Freefallin'" by Tom Petty, we bring you Freeloadin'
She's an old girl
Loves his money
"Loves" JC
And J-14, too
She's an old girl
Crazy 'bout dollaz
Loves Wild Orchid
Oh yeah, and her "boyfriend" too
It's a tough day, writin' Bobbee's Buzz
It's a good way, to meet some stars
She met a bad boy, from Limp Bizkit
And she'll soon be breaking Jayce's heart
Yeah, she's a freeeeeeeee, freeloader
She's a freeeeee, freeloader
And all the girlies, screaming for her boy
They'll move south down to Orlando, Florida
And he'll buy her a really big house
But for Bobbi, that just ain't enough
Yeah, she's a freeeeee, freeloader
She's a freeeeee, freeloader
Freeloader, yeah she's a freeloader
Freeloader, yeah, she's a freeloader
JC loves her, a hell of a lot
He wants to write her name in the sky
But she'll freeload, until he has nothing
Then she'll leave him, she'll say "ByeByeBye"
She's a freeeeeee, freeloader
She's a freeeeeeee, freeloader
Freeloader, she's a freeloader
...:::Submission by EF's new Writer Allison:::...
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