Jonathan: Alright big boy!
Justin: What the shit you just call me foo?
Justin gets a little chalkoard and a box of chalk
Justin: Jonathan check dis out yo! It's the color I used to do mah hair wit!!! Scribble some a dat in mah hair man check it's mad blendin skillz.
Jonathan: I don't want to... yo.
Jonathan: COW
Justin: Aiight now try it in a sentence.
Jonathan: The COW likes to eat grass and graze in large fileds.
Justin looks really disappointed and frustrated
Justin nudges Jonathan in the arm
Jonathan: The cow enjoys spending time in the barn after hours because the female cows have big tits.
Justin: Who taught yo ass to read? Yo gramma needs workin bitch! I got up in here jus in time.
Jonathan: Yo momma taught me to read!
Justin: You desrespectin mah momma?!?! Boy ah'll come up in yo shit don't think ah won't!!
Jonathan: Calm yo shii man!
Justin: Word ahhh hear dat.. only damn sensible shit you been makin'
Justin grabs a 40 and tosses one to Jonathan
Justin: This is what ah been sayin but peeps be like naw yo ass cain't do dat and ah'm like pfsssshhhh knowhatimsayin dawg?
Jonathan: I hear ya J-funk
Justin: Word lil J-foolio you want yo ass anotha lesson in gramma tomorrow?
Jonathan: Hellz yeah bitch!
:::The Next Day:::
Justin: Word Ahm back to teach yo ass some mo words... I got me some last night yo what about yoself? You hittin it up on da hunniez?
Jonathan: Hellz yeah man that new chick Latisha's warmin up to mah ass at schoo ... she be a crunked out teacher but she's got a sweet ass.
Justin grabs the chalkboard and chalk again
Justin: I hear ya yo, they always got some screws loose and shii, jus by pass dat for der ass.
Justin scribbles down a name on the chalkboard and turns it to Jonathan
Jonathan: Ho
Justin checks his spelling
Justin: Naw yo BRITNEY.
Jonathan: HO
Justin: Aiight den da hunnies are all kind of hos and shii... Lemme try anotha one...
Justin scribbles down Christina
Justin: Foo dat be ho....
Jonathan: Jus man dat says Christina damn can't yo ass read nothin?
Justin: Bump dat boy.. aiight lets see some otha words....
Holds up the word Troll
JustiN: Dag yo I can see yo ass confusin Troll cuz' the both gots T's and shit, that one was hard... Here yo lemme take yo ass back a few steps so yo ass dont seem like a dumb shit.
Writes down Steve Fatone
Jonathan: Stever
Justin: What the shit Jonathan ain't no R in Steve yo!
Jonathan: Ain't no dayum sexy in 'Britney' But yo fool ass puts it der all da time!
Justin: Yo ass jus dawged on mah bitche's sex appeal...
Jonathan: And dat big ass...
Justin's eyes fill with pride as he holds back tears and writes down Crunk
Jonathan: Nina and Olivia from Everybodys Free to make fun of yo sorry ass!
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Justin: Who be makin fun of me yo? You makin fun of mah ass!!!
Jonathan: Ah don't have too... Olivia and Nina make mad crazy fun of you man... Dey're dag funny, I'm scribed to der e-list fo updates.. You can sign up on da main page yo it be worth it cuz' like ah said dey be hella funny. I also added dem to mah favorites soz ah can get mah ass up in der quick and shit....
https://www.angelfire.com/mn/nsynchumor
Justin: Dat ain't funny, dat be whack,
Justin scribbles down Bobbee
Justin: The foce be strong wit you man! Dag aiight Ima chill and thow some mo words at yo ass...
Justin writes down fly
Jonathan: Funnel cake
Justin: naw naw naw Fllliiiiiiiiiiiiii-eeeee pronounce dat shi aiight?
Jonathan: Funnneelll caaakkeeee.
Justin: Psh whatev man we jus gonna move on yo ass don't get it dag.
Justin holds up Justin and smiles
Jonathan: Nsync.
Justin: Hellz yeah... aka the phattest guy alive who digz chillin wit his homiez in dat sweet ass benz out back.
Justin: Yeah ok J-foolio Ima be bouncin' keep yoself loose and shii...
Jonathan: Peace out yo.
Lance wanders in the room and looks at Jonathan with the chalkboard. Bending Lance writes horse and holds it up
Jonathan: Dag Lance that don't say horse yo.. dat be screamin' Toby.. naw naw funk dat.. Dead broke ass Toby know?
Lance runs out of the room crying after throwing the chalkboard violently at Jonathan
Jonathan: Damn yo. Some peeps got it. some cain't handle dis shit.
