I'll drive a (really expensive) car...
Then I won't even talk to you because...heh...I'm Justin Timberlake!
BexXx loves me...
Psssh...
She threatened me with bodily harm if I didn't write these random thoughts...
Frankly, I don't think it's harm she wants to do to my body ifyaknowwhatimsayin.
Britney just called...I hung up on her cause I'm busy...atleast that's what I told her...don't sell me out, okay?
I was thinking of changing my name to a symbol...Y'know, like the artist formerly known as Prince did...
I would be, "The artist formerly known as Justin Timberlake".
My symbol would be...um...an afro pick?
The NJEF girls are pretty cool, I guess...
Except for Julie, she stalks me.
I'm afraid of Julie.
Mel's pretty cool...
Cept for the fact that she hates me...
She's SUPPOSED to like Lance...
But we all know the truth!
Great, now she's gonna hit me with her marimba mallets...(Whatever those are)
Mel is from Mississippi...
Lance is also from Mississippi...
I'm from Memphissippi...
Oh waiiiiiit a minute!
I DID NOT just say that shit!
HEY, IT MUST BE THE MONEY!
Have I mentioned yet how fly I am?
Mirrors are a BAD thing for me...
Get me in front of one, I'll stay for hours.
I spent all of 1994 looking at myself in a mirror...
Lance says I'm narcissistic...
Lance talks funny.
But Lance KNOWS people...
I really AM a deep guy, y'know?
I don't ALWAYS speak in ebonics...
I bet you humor people would love it if suddenly I decided to speak nothing but German.
I'm looking at the MP3's BexXx has right now...
She has a very strange taste in music.
There's everything from Tool to Billy Gilman up in here!
Now I'm afraid of BexXx...
I'm the "Prince of Pop"...
I have no time for this...
I have very important pop-star things to do!
You know, like...learning how to thrust my hips without pulling a muscle!
I should insure my hips...
J-Lo should insure her ass...
JC should insure his hair...it's BOUND to kill someone someday...
Olivia likes JC...so does Alli...
What, are they BLIND?
Atleast I still have BexXx, Tabz & *Lucky...
What? Lucky has a thing for Chris now???
It's Gonna Be Me!
*Stomps Foot* Me! Me! Me! Me! ME!
Ouch...everytime I do that Chris pokes me with a stun gun...