Lance: AHHHHHHHH I FORGOT MY GYNOCOLOGICAL APPOINTMENT!!!!!!!!!
...:::Sprinting ouy of bed He runs around and throws on some pants, after fixing his hair and brushing his teeth he dashes out into the bright day:::...
Lance: Florida is so beautiful... maybe I'll just walk there!
...:::Strtegically located three blocks from the Gynocological end of the hospital Lance skipped down the lane and pulled open the door::...
Front Desk: Hi! Are you here to pick your wife up sir?
Front Desk: Sir you don't have any breasts to test...
Lance: Just cause I am in a training bra doesn't mean I'm not at risk... To be honest I need a full physical I haven't had a papsmere in as long as I can remember!
Front Desk: Thats because you have a penis.. not a vagina. You are a man sir, not a woman...
Lance: I can be whatever I want... cuz' I'm from Mississippi! And mama always said I could be whatever I want if my heart is in it!
Front Desk: I'm sorry your heart isn't into a vagina... it's into a penis.
Lance: Yeah I know thats why I need to get checked
:::The lady at the front desk picks up the phone and makes a call:::
Front Desk: Well look! I got you an appointment! Follow me back here...
:::The nurse takes Lance into a special room and as she leaves she closes the door... A sign on the door reads 'UNSURE OF MY SEX... DO NOT DISTURB' Minutes later a man with dark glasses walks in:::
Man In Glasses: So Lance.. I hear you want a papsmere....
:::Lance spreads:::
Man In Glasses: Look.. Mr. Bass..
Lance: That's Bass.. like the fish...
Man In Glasses: Right... well you see there isn't much for us to smere if you get what I'm saying *Man in The Glasses Chuckles*
Lance: Look man.. just smere my pap and I'll be outta here.... Please also rub my chest to make sure there aren't any lumpies...
Man In Glasses: I'm sorry Mr. Bass we can't...
:::Nurse Walks In:::
Lance: Would you smere my pap?... Please?
:::Woman Scurries Out:::
Man In Glasses: Here let me just give you some morphine and I'll fix you right up miss
:::After giving Lance some heavy meds the man injects him with a new product they needed to test:::
Lance: Thanks that's all I needed.. is that it then?
Man With Glasses: Yes sir let me show you out!
:::As they exit the building a gigantic bulge forms in Lance's pants and his hips start gyrating involuntarily towards women:::
Lance: What's happening to me???
Man In Glasses: You are normal again my good friend.. now go, and use this power I ahve bestowed upon you.
:::With that Lance heads out into the world... a new man:::
