Lance: What a positive day Lance! You really are a God... Good job, see you in the morning!
:::Lance crawls into bed and falls asleep. Soon he begins dreaming he is in a field with his old friend Toby:::
Lance: Toby? Buddy... what are you doing out in this large vast field naked?
Toby: Lance.. you need, dream make porno, dream make.. Joey dog make Lance. Toby like Lance make Joey dog porn.
Lance: What do you mean? You want me to make passionate love to Joey?
Toby: No.. Joey movie home, Lance Porno.. Dog, Chris' Joey dog. Porno Lance, dog Joey Lance.. Chris Film, camera porno!
Lance: Ohhhh you want me to make a pornographic film starring Joey and Chris' invisible BITCH Dani... What is it with everyone and that BITCH!?
Toby: Yeah, that's pretty much it.... Shes a good bitch man.
:::Lance jolts up in bed in a cold sweat and looks at the clock:::
Lance: Damn 4:45 A.M. These dreams have got to stop. Well I guess I'll get up and cook breakfast. Lord knows I won't get back to sleep now.
:::Lance finishes setting the table and preparing the food as everyone starts waking up:::
Lance: Man... Whatever happened to the days when I dreamt I was still straight with Olivia?
Justin: Yo, Lance... yo ass didn't cook mah sexy ass some cereal and shii!
Lance: You don't have to cook it, all you do is pour. Get it yourself whitey.
Justin: Aw hell naw you didn't jus call me whitey. Bitch, dag.
Joey: Ahhhahahaha he called you whitey again
JC: Man Joey shut up before I stick those seconds up your ass to save your stomach some work
Chris: Damn I had the weirdest dream about Dani last night...
Joey: Which one? The Bitch?
:::Everybody looks at Joey perplexed... Lance pipes up::: Lance: Was it the strange one with Toby in a field naked talkign backwards about making porno with your BITCH and Joey?
Chris: No Lance, I'm not a freak.
Lance: Damn you!
Joey: I wouldn't mind lettig you tape if Chris would give me some alone time with the Bitch...
Justin: Dat be one mutha to da fuckin fine ass Bitch yo!
JC: Chris does the Bitch shoot up?
Chris: I won't ask you guys to stop calling her a bitch one more time... HER NAME IS DANI...
Joey: So uhh... I still think I'd hit it off with the bitch man.
:::Justin pats the air lightly:::
JC: I bet the bitch DOES shoot up.... you're such a bitch hog Chris!
Lance: So back to my problem... I'm really torn.. should I make porno? Won't anyone advise me on what to do??
::JC's beeper goes off and he exits to the bathroom grummbling::: :::Chris gets up and goes outside calling to Dani:::
Justin: Sweet it be da bitches playtime!
:::Justin and Joey get up and run outside excitedly::: Lance: Damn you all!!!!! :::JC comes out of the bathroom more calm and relaxed.... several minutes later Nina and Alli come out adjusting their zippers::: JC: Lance man... where'd everyone go? :::JC scans the room:::: And with the bitch!!!
Lance: They went out for playtime.... How do you know the BITCH isn't in the kitchen if she's :::JC dashes outside:::............invisible.....
SteveR: Hey Lance.. why are you crying? :::SteveR scratches himself:::
Lance: What are you doing in the Nsync Mansion? You don't like here... and you are not in Nsync.
SteveR: Pfsh... not yet! :::SteveR grunts::: So whats wrong man?
Lance: It's that stupid dog... she's gotten to everyone!
SteveR: Oh you mean the bitch? Yeah she's a good bitch man... Nice hind-quarters, if yaknowhatimsayin...
Lance: Yeah... hey Steve man, could I borrow your cam corder for a few days?
SteveR: Sure man... hey, is that the bitch outside? With the other guys?? Damnit no one woke me up! :::SteveR drops his bong and sprints outside
Lance: Damnit... I WILL make that porno... they'll all see that I am cooler than Chris' BITCH!
