Awww yeah...I'm IN! ;)
Isn't it funny how when they marked off my pass, they crossed out Justin's face?
That's me and my girl, Brooke...she's my hero.
Since I am such a NICE person, I decided I would share my photographs from that night with you...but keep in mind...the actual pics that I TOOK are very few and far between...I wasn't exactly thinking with my camera that night, ifyaknowwhatI'msayin. *So sue me, I'm no Steve Fatone!*
So we walk into this little room, right? And I look to my left, and there...sitting behind a table is Lance. *This was before my days of Justin lustin'.* I *Almost* started to cry...but my girl Brooke was there to make sure I didn't make an ass out of either of us, and she told me to breathe. *Which at that point was a very good idea, seeing how I was losing oxygen to my feet.*
Mr. Chasez looked up at me with REALLY squinty eyes...that's all I can vividly recall about him. (The whole thing is a total blur to me, because it happened so damned fast!)
Joey was very friendly, and asked how I was doing. All I could think when I looked at him is how much he resembled Baby Huey with the blonde hair...
I wasn't ABOUT to mess up taking a picture of Lance...(Even though Brooke DID have to remind me to ask him, I was that dumbfounded!)
He was so beautiful...I was speechless then, and I'm speechless now looking at it. *Excuse me, I need a moment of silence.*
That's him signing my picture. When he handed it back to me he said, "There ya go! Have Fun!" Or something along those lines...It's all such a blur to me, like I said before.
But I do know that Chris is the only one I actually called by name! I said, "Thanks Chris!" (Original, huh? I was rushed...I had no time to think of witty banter!)
So I hastily wind the camera...hold it up again to take the picture...
LONNIE COVERED MY CAMERA WITH HIS BIG ASS HAND AND DIDN'T LET ME TAKE THE PICTURE OF JUSTIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay, truth is, I don't know if it was Lonnie or not...I say it was Lonnie because dammit, I can't tell the difference anyway...they're all big men and they were all wearing the SAME shirts.
All I know is that this guy spoiled a perfectly WONDERFUL Timberlake-Photo-Oppertunity by putting his BIG ASS BURLY OLD HAND IN FRONT OF MY CAMERA! I can STILL hear him saying, "It's too late, Miss!" TOO LATE FOR WHAT??? DOES JUSTIN ONLY HAVE A FEW CHOICE SECONDS WHERE HE'S PHOTOGRAPHABLE? IF YOU HAD JUST LET ME SNAP THAT ONE DAMNED PICTURE, WOULD IT HAVE COME OUT SO HORRIBLY I WOULD HAVE TRIED TO SELL IT TO THE ENQUIRER? WHAT, MAN? WHYYYYY???? *Sobbing uncontrollably*
So...being the sneaky bitch I am, I headed for the door...but not before turning around quickly and snapping a picture of the Timbercake from afar...(You didn't expect me to leave there with no proof that I'd met ALL of them, did you?) Here's what came out...it's not great...but I SWEAR Justin IS in there!
There's a girl in the picture standing in front of him, the one in the grey shirt. *It was a grey FuManSkeeto shirt to be exact.* That was Jenny, she brought this humongous basket of Twinkie products to the guys, I guess her dad worked for Hostess or something...but I helped her carry this big ass basket into the building, only to have it taken away by ANOTHER one of Lonnie's henchmen. *They're out to get us, I tell you...the whole lot of them!* They promised that they would get it to the guys, but my bet is they all sat in the back room before the concert and ate it all themselves...meanies!
Here's Justin's autograph...it's kinda funny, I don't know if you can see it here...but he stuck his finger right in the middle of the ink when he handed it back...so I have Justin's fingerprint in the middle of my autograph! LMAO! I can identify him now if he ever robs my house!
Maybe next time I get a chance to be in the same room with all of them, I'll actually be able to SPEAK to them...but I do know one thing for SURE, I'm investing in a self-winding camera! TAKE THAT "LONNIE!"