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Stever Fatoney, where you at, where you at...

*Lucky here. I've had this parody for quite some time now. I was just to lazy to type it up. ;oÞ But now that Joey's a daddy and he's getting married (Go Joey! Congrads man!) I figured i'd put this up as the last parody making fun of Joey's "pimpin" habits.
It's about Stever wanting some action himself. To the tune of 98* "Invisible Man".

I LOVE this Steve pic. And he has his camera. SCORE!

CAMERA MAN

You can hardly wait to tell all your fans
How you're game for some wine & dine
You get all the girls hooked at the Meet and Greets
Cuz you're just oh-so fly
And if you're in their town, you'll pick them up
You'll get to the bus and just make out
It's everything I've been dreaming of

Oh, Joey..... I wish the hoes would come my way
They would leave your bunk andcome straight into mine
Giving me more ass than this job could pay
But you don't care now that you're at Jive
Joey to you, all I am, is your camera man...

You probably spend hours on the bus
Trying not to let them stall (let them stall)
It doesn't matter if there's contraceptives
For your tour booty calls,
You thrust in a bunk so small, it's so unfair!
I hear the screams when you pull their hair (pull their hair)
he sluts how up and you just disappear...

Ah.....

I wish the hoes would come my way
They would leave your bunk andcome straight into mine
Giving me more ass than this job could pay
But you don't care now that you're at Jive
Joey to you, all I am, is your camera man...

(You don't see me)
I see it all the time, Joeyy (You don't see me)
The way you get the hoes (You don't see me)
I wish it was me, damnit
Man, I wish it was me
But I guess it'll never be...

I wish the hoes would come my way
They would leave your bunk andcome straight into mine
Giving me more ass than this job could pay
But you don't care now that you're at Jive
Joey to you, all I am, is your camera man.

I wish the hoes would come my way
They would leave your bunk andcome straight into mine
Giving me more ass than this job could pay
But you don't care now that you're at Jive
Joey to you, all I am, is your camera man...

Oh ... oh... oh ... oh Joey, (The Camera Man)
I don't see the girls
But I wnat to, yes, I want to (The Camera Man)
Oh... oh... oh... yeah (The Camera Man)
Joey, Joey, Joey..... yeah (The Camera Man)

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