Mmkay. Like I said... i just woke up. And after putting in "Celebrity" i've picked up on some things I hadn't before b/c I was too busy doing happy dances in *NSYNC Land to actually *LISTEN* to the album. If that makes any kinda sense... okay so what I'm gonna do here is TOTALLY waste somebody's flava. this chick sent out her review and i'm gonna do mine in the same fashion. I'll do a lil summation (i made that word up in the 9th grade. I rock) of each song, fave line and then give it a score out of 30. The score is based on "Sexy factor", "Song points" (whether or not the actuall SONG is good) and then "Feelings" (which is basically how this songs makes me feel based on a # of things like how i act with my friend when it's on or memories from Pop Odyssey what-EVER) so here we goooooo......

1. "Pop" It was written by Justifer and Wader J. I love this song so much. I like the video, I LOVED Making the Video and the song itself is crunk. I don't like that *NSYNC feels they have to defend themselves. I mean, we don't see Jay-Z rappin about why he should be able to rap. But it's all good. I use the "dirty dirty dirty..." part to EVERYTHING! Mostly me and Liv say "dirty dirty dirty THOUGHTS!" b/c that's what we HAVE litening to this cd. I actually told my mom "dirty dirty dirty SOCKS!" the other day. Haha. I think i'm funny. Wanna hear something sad? I can't type "dirty dirty dirty" correctly. EVER! It always comes out "dirty sirty dorty" and I have to fix it. pssh with the speeling.
Favorite Line: It's a tie between "dity dirty dirty POP!" and the 2nd pre-chours. Thats the lines "It doesnt matter....ice around my neck...COME ON!" that whole little part.
Sexy Factor: 10 (the dance gives it ALL the points baby!!!)
Song Points: 9.5 I like the song a lot.
Feelings: 10 (Me and Liv do the dance EVERYWHERE! The concert, in her house, in her car @ the Shock game... and 2 words baby" CROCH TASSLES!!!!!)
Total Points: 29.5

2. "Celebrity" This song... i'm bitter. Don't get my wrong I love it. But I feel bad b/c mah boyz have been burned in the past and I wanna bust a cap in whoever did it. But im SOOO mad that Wade sings! WTF?! It should have been Lance. Wade... don't get me wrong now. I luff the guy and he's the best mo-frigign dancer but let him rap or get him OFF the cd. And he SCARES ME! He sounds like the devil. I'm with Mel when saying Wade IS the devil. Pssh... but I like the beat. Once again Justin wrote with the devil. Le Sigh... when does JOEY get to write huh?! Pth. This song makes ME angry. But I like it none the less.
Favorite Line: "see it would be different, if you had something, maybe like a J-O-B!" haha... i LOVE that part. So does my mom. SCORE! that and "stop running games, it aint about my fame"
Sexy Factor: 8 (They're angry here. Anger is GOOD! But Wade... ugh. He leaves a bad taste in my mouth knowing it should be Lance.)
Song Points: 8
Feelings: 7 (I'm torn between convos of how Wade is Satan and why it should be Lance and happy feelings. So thats all it gets. poo.)
Total Points: 23

3. "The Game is Over" Jayce... how do I love thee? His writing style is just so... GOOD! I love this song so much. I love it @ the concert how they were in a video game. I just... LOVE this song. I cant' really ramble about it.
Favorite Line: Justin's ENTIRE verse -"Take it personal...You dont have the right to choose", & "do your thing" (it's in there. Look for it.) and the BEST line EVER "How could you think that you could do me like that?!!!" Jayce! ANGRY JAYCE!!! *swoon* and Justy does his "OHHHH" that I love So much... he does the "OH" a lot in this song. MMM. Makes me wanna melt. This song send me straight on a bus to hell with all the things that run through my head... bad *NSYNC, BAD!
Sexy Factor: 150 billion! (But a 30 since I can't go any higher) Jayce SCREAMS in the end. It doesn't get any sexier than that.
Song Points: 10 I just LOVE it. And I think almost EVERYONE can relate to it in some way.
Feelings: 10+++++ (Liv and I... from Road to Celebrity when it starts and Joey like bounces his head... we do it ALL the time to this song. And we like... squeal @ the end. Yeah... we're both 12. That and I was with Carla @ the concert and we were discussing how there should be a *NSYNC video game just b/c we'd LOVE to play with their joysticks... dirty dirty dirty THOUGHTS! And four of those +s are for the BULLS!! "Do not envy the bull, envy the RIDE!"
Total Points: 30+++++ If I could give it more I would.

4. "Girlfriend" Justin does a lot of writing on this cd. And i'm not complaining. He does a good job. This song has a special place in my heart. I have nothing else to say except it's a good song. And I loved when Justin started dancing in the car during Road to celebrity. I do that little dance everytime I hear the song. lol.
Favorite Line: "Does he easy your mind or does he break your stride" and "In the middle of the night is he gonna be by your side"
Sexy Factor: 9. I Like the melodies and I love the beat.
Song Points: 10 The Neptunes did a GOOD job. I love it.
Feelings: 10. The first night I got the cd is where all my love for this song starts. For like a MONTH I couldn't fall asleep before 3am. And I had been working non-stop etc. So I put the album in my Hello Kitty® protable cd player and started @ POP, hoping it would calm me down so I might sleep. All I remember it saying "GAME OVER" out loud at the very end of that song. The next thing I know My cat it jumping on my head and it's 3 hours later. I woke up and "Selfish" was on. (I had the cd on repeat). Basiclly I didn't remember falling asleep but when "Girlfriend" came on I was out like a shout. And It was a nice peaceful sleep. (this is where I get cheesy). So everytime I hear the song it calms me. And I smile a lot. lol. The sad thing is... I haven't been able to sleep that well since. But @least I CAN sleep now. Thank you *NSYNC.
Total Points: 29

5. "The Two of Us" Jayce once again. This song is ADORABLE. The dance from the concert was adorable and Justin and Joey dancing to it on RTC was adorable. CAN I GET A COLLECTIVE "AW"?!
Favorite Line: The chorus. and "it just gets better with each day, I always wanted to tell you but i was so afraid!" AWWW and "hey yay yay' @ the end.
Sexy Factor: 10 -so cute!
Song Points: 9 The title is over-used in music. That's the only reason it's not a 10. But there's nothing else they couls have used... pssh they get a 9 anyway!
Feelings: 10+ Liv and I (notice a pattern here?) Do the dacnce from the concert everytime. The little arm rolls and the hand flips. We all knew them after the 1st night. So during the 2nd Detroit show i'm all singing the song (b/c im sweet like that) AND doning the dance. The chicks next to me were all whipering and being jealous (are they lookin @ you hatin sayino oohh... sorry). Plus Justin and Jayce ARE singing to me and Olivia. Our men, sings OUR song. It doesn't get any sweeter.
Total Points: 29+ (would that make it a 30? pssh... you can have a B+ and that don't make it an A so nope!)

6. "Gone" Justifer. Who hurt you baby? I can make it better. Just like Eden's Crush "i'll have my arms here waitin to help you cross the line". I love the harmonies and I love hearing Chris say "gone!" all Chris-like. lol. I knew the entire song before my concerts and I taught it to myself!! I had an MP3 of the Pre-chorse and chorus. it was only 29 seconds long and people were talking. it was during a rehursal. So i knew the beat and the chorus. The someone sent me the lyrics. So i memorized the lyrics (not purposly either, i just... did!) and just put them to the beat of the song. Sure it wasn't perfect but people were looking at me just as much as THEM at the concert. I felt so special. was in the middle of the isle waving, my lighter and singing as loud as I could. I held attention over *NSYNC for like 3.5469165 seconds. SCORE!
Favorite Line: The whole thing. especially the 2nd verse and "What will I do if I can't be with you, Tell me where will I turn to, Who will I be?" aw... ::sniff sniff:: Justin baby, have a seat on the couch and tell me what's wrong? I can help! CALL ME!
Sexy Factor: 10 Justin is in PAIN. I'm torn between easing it and letting him cry out as he ::ahem:: thrusts into mid air like the Sexy Bitch he is.
Song Points: 9 why i'm not giving it a 10 i have NO IDEA. But my first tought was a 9. so im sticking with it. ::shrugs::
Feelings: 10+ concert, Justin, catwalk.... AHH. That was SOOO beautiful. It makes me love him EVEN more. And i liked the little movie. It was cute. The chick in it looked like Blossom. On the cd they should ahve head Justin saying "I cant believe she's gone" @ the beginning. I liked that part. And Ruben does an AWSOME guitar in this.
Total Points: 29+

7. "Tell me, Tell me...Baby" OMG this song ROCKS!!! it should be a single. I love the beat and what they do to their voices... "from the moment we MEEEET" that's sexy. It's VERY radio friendly. (Besides the slurred "f*ck you") I would love to see their idea for a video.
Favorite Line: "we were born the same day, we even think the same way" -I like it b/c Justin and I share a bday and liv and Chris AND Eminem share a b-day. SCORE! "This one thing, whatever thats missing, I will make it up to you" & "what am I supposed to do, (pause) right now!" and I love Jayce's fast part. "Tell me baby how come you dont wanna love me and i'm I supposed to live without?!" The group "WHY" is sexy also. So is the slurred "f*ck you". Naughty Naughty *NSYNC. What would your mothers say?
Sexy Factor: 10 I love the semi angry and slurred voices. Plus the STOMP tihngy @ the beginning it hot. "Um hold on, ya know what cant we back it up just a little bit" sexy sexy.
Song Points: 9.5. It rocks it hard core! If it gets to be a single then and only then will it be a 30.
Feelings: 10 Makes me happy. Yay.
Total Points: 29.5

8. "Up Againt the Wall" haha. When I first heard they were doing a song called "up againt the wall... phew! It was OVER! "dirty dirty dirty THOUGHTS!" This song is so good. Jayce is a FEAK-HOE! Digital getdown, up againt the wall... I really DONT wanna know what he does in his free time. But "sleep" doesn't really come to mind... C's voice is.. different in this song. It's nice. and you can hear Chris like... 2 times! WOW! (bitter much? Oh yes) And then there's a Justin "WOO!" which closly resembles the "OH" so they get cool points for that. ANd i like ti when thye talk in songs. "2 step" Very cute. And the 2 step sound is hot. I like it a lot. Good dance music. yay.
Favorite Line: "the lights when low and the disco ball came down" & "she turn around and she worked in the worst way" yum-yummy. "I gotta have some more I'm lookin for somebody to hiut the dance floor" and "standin next to strobe lights, dancin hot lookin tight the freaks sure so come out @ night, out @ night night night" what is UP with them and repeating stuff 3 times? if I was superstitious iI couldn't listen to this cd. lol.
Sexy Factor: 10+ Do I really need to explain why?
Song Points: 10 It's very origonal and I'm a BIG FAN of C's writing. Word yo!
Feelings: 10+ From BexXx's visual of a Dj getting felt up by a crowd (everybody was feelin the DJ) to me and Liv discussing WHO we would have up aginst the wall and Me and Carla just randomly walking down the street and stoping every 3 feet to press against a wall and DIE in laughter. Everyone who went to a concert with me.. we HAVE to do the little skipping part when they start the chorus. If you went to a show thne you know what im talking about. When thye hold the dancer's hands? yeah. That part.
Total Points: 30++ (wow that's a high score. Rock on!)

9. "See right through you" ::SCREAMS:: Why? cause that's what I do when this song comes on. I'm still playing up against the wall b/c I can't listen to it and review it @ the same time. isn't that bad? I'm such a teeny. Actually, i'm not. anyway... i had THIS song in my brain the entire time between the cocnert and the album release. That's damn near a month. and I was determined NOT to DL an MP3. So for a month I was walking around saying "look into my EYES, tell me what you SEE I see a man who thought you loved me thought you had me fooled but i see right through you!" b/c thats the only part I knew. It SUCKED! lol. And whats sad is that everytime UATW stops before it repeats... my heart like stops. lol. It's SOOO sad. Even though I couldn't put one song over another. this IS my favorite. damn i'm making NO KINDA SENSE! But that's what happens with this song. it's my one way ticket to *NSYNC Land and there's NO looking back! I'm gonna play it now. WOO! :oD There are Justin "OH"s all up in this song. And I just.. squeal when it comes on. I love these guys. Ah. It's like a drug. Oh oh! bonus fact: if you listen to this in head phones, towards the end when Justin goes "see right through you" during the bridge and it's all airy... It skips ears. Like in one ear you hear "see, through" and in the other its "right, you" I can't explain. Just listen.
Favorite Line: "Does he freak you the way that I do, cuz you know that I know how to" Enough Said. Good Lord Jayce... you're turnin me on baby! lol. Justin I still love you! Chris you're still ym favorite! Don't worry. Jayce is SUCH a tease!!! (bounus points for "about to get pissed off")
Sexy Factor: 10+++++ Phew. Is it hot in here or is it just them?!
Song Points: 10++ God Bless America.
Feelings: 10+++++++++++ In one word: Orgasmic.
Total Points: 30++++++++++++++++++ If I could give it more... I would!

10. "Selfish" Brian McKnight did a good job. It's very much his style of music. The harmonies are good... but there is ONE problem. WTF is this the NC LP? b/c that's all who sings! In the concert Chris sang the 1st verse. So I get the cd knowing he had a solo. And hoping Lance and Joey have one also. Do they? nope. who's sing? Justifer. Now I'm not tryin to diss mah man and all, Justin is a wonderful singer but SO is Chris and Lance and Joey. Pssh... i'm MAD!
Favorite Line: "Baby believe in me, if love is a crime then punish me, I would die for you." he he... JC says punish me. Does anyone invision leather and chains or is it just me and Liv? lol. And I LOVE the chorus. Very pretty. "Because i'm hoplessly in love..." AW. This song really is pretty. Jayce is such a good writer. I hope he doesn't stop writing. The music world would be at a loss if he did. And btw, there ain't a DAMN thing wrong with being selfish!
Sexy Factor: 7 Chris doesn't sing the first part. And i'm VERY bitter.
Song Points: 8 It's pretty but it's more Brian McKnights style than *NSYNC. But like the way they flow with it.
Feelings: 9 I was waving my lister around singing the chorus like an ASS @ the concert. Gotta love it when I know the words an NO ONE else did. That's b/c I went to both shows and I pick up song lyrics very quickly.
Total Points: 24

11. "Just don't tell me that" Now THIS is *NSYNC song. I reminds me of the NSA sound but it's on the Celebrity vibe. i like this song a lot. I was just about to say that JC wrote it b/c it's kinda like his style. but he didn't. That and the whole thing Bobbie The Whorse® told playboy. Little heffa. She's the only "girlfriend" that I dislike. I mean, i'm sure she's a nice person and all but... she irks me. And she's getting her own TV show?! Bump that! NJEF should have a TV show. We could write "Womens issues" WAY better than she can. Pssh... NEWS FLASH! Sweety you write for J-14!!! a TEENY Mag! Deal... But it's all gravy. this is me venting. So Bobbie or "B-Rex" if you read this i'm sorry yo! You HAVE to be cool if Jayce likes ya. So i'll be nice. :o) No hard feelins!!
Favorite Line: "You gotta be seen @ every party @ the Playboy mansion" Jayce's verse is awsome "You wanna be in the flashes of light, holding my tight with your phony laugh. Guess you gotta be photo graphed." and "You gotta spend every dollar of my credit baby" Plus "i've had enough of being close to you" -Ouch.
Sexy Factor: 10. I was a 9 but the more I listen the slowness gets to me.
Song Points: 10 it's old skoo RASHN. I'm all about that.
Feelings: 10+ "Guess (guess) what (WHAT?!)" When Justin says that.. It the same way me and Liv say Detroit WHAT?! He knows he got that from us. He knows he wants this. Oh yeah. WE influenced Celebrity SO much. Don't you wish you could be us. lol. j/k
Total Points: 30+ (the plus is JUST for the Detroit WHAt?! in there. lol. SCORE!

12. "Something Like You" Justin and Robin need to write together WAYYY more often. (Robin wrote I thought she knew) This song... the only word that comes to mind is "Breathtaking". And Stevie Wonder (Detroit WHAT?!) makes the entire song. If he wasn't there it wouldn't be as good. This is the best ballad on this album.
Favorite Line: The whole thing. Especially the bridge "something magical, something spiritual....anything that ive ever known" This song reminds me of the vibe off the Christmas album. And that's my fave *NSYNC album EVER so... yay!
Sexy Factor: 10 They all sound perfect. The harmonies are ON!
Song Points: 10++
Feelings: 10
Total Points: 30++

13. "Do your thing" OMG YOU CAN HEAR JOEY!! i'm DEAD serious. This is the only part on the WHOLE album when i can hear Joey. It rocks!
Favorite Line: "do your thing" and its a specific time. In the pre-chorus, its between... Road of life and there aint no excuse. & "Believe can't no body do it better than you"
Sexy Factor: 9+ The studio work is nice. and the choppy feelin is cool. (and the plus is because you can hear Joey!!!! WOO)
Song Points: 9 It's very inspiring and easy on the ears. I like the studio magic. Word yo!
Feelings: 8. I don't listen to this song as much. It reminds me of a poem I wrote (and that got published. Go me!) Called "My space" because they talk about sky and peices of the pie and so does the poem... it's kinda awkward and hard to explain. But I do like the song.
Total Points: 26+

BONUS IMPORT TRACKS
These songs are on the Celebrity Import. I sa you should buy the import JUST for Fallin.

14. "Fallin". OMG! this song... it's SO beautiful. It's would be the best ballard IF IT WAS ON THE ALBUM!!! I hate inports and the entire concept. i don't get it! WHY would you WSTE money to make 2 sets of cds for the same group and have the hassle of selling them in different countries?! And why does Europe get the extra songs and we dont? this is the frackin USA! *NSYNC is FROM HERE!!!! SHEESH! I'm VERY upset over this. I heard Chris wrote this. It's absolutely gorgeous. And Chris sings like one line. It's nice. I love Chris. He rocks.
Favorite Line: The whole thing. Bust mostly "Something strange has come over me, a raging wind acrss my seas and girl you know that your eyes are to blame" & "I lose my step I lose my ground, I lose myself when you're around. i'm holding on for my life to keep from drowning in your eyes." How frackin pretty is THAT?! Come on now...
Sexy Factor: 10+ Chris wrote it. That within it's self is sexy. And Justin gets all sexified in it. Mm.
Song Points: 10+
Feelings: 10+ It makes me wanna bust out a lighter and sway everytime it comes on. And you cna have it on repeat for hours and NEVER get tired of it! (i know b/c i've done it.)
Total Points: 30+++

15. "That Girl Will Never Be Mine"This song will also be on the "On the Line" soundtrack. I was told Chris also wrote this song. Chris is a good writer. I think it was written with the movie in mind. It fits the concept too well. lol. It's a nice song. It also reminds me of Old Skoo *NSYNC. It rocks hard core.
Favorite Line: The chrous is sweet. It's jumpy. "dont care about the fact that she's in a different league.." you need to buy the cd and hear it to understand. I also like "That girl tearin up the big screen, that girl is stealin every daydream, she will be miiiiiiineeeee" lol. I like that line b/c one day... that's gonna be me.
Sexy Factor: 10++ There's like 5 seconds of country in it. @ the very beginning. That shows that lance has imput. lol. I LOVE this song. and there are Justin "OH"s. Gotta love that.
Song Points: 10 Another Chris hit. SCORE! It's sad that he gets points just for writing it. But when it comes to Chris, i'm bias. :o) But i'm also bias to Jayce and Lance and Joey and Justin.... lol.
Feelings: 10++++ Makes me wanna dance around. I love it. Lalala... this is a nice trip to *NSYNC Land as well.
Total Points: 30++++++ (I like this song! I'm pissed it's only on the import.)

Over All Score: Well since each song had a possible 30 points and there are 15 tracks that makes the whole cd out of 450. I gave it a 401 and 40 +s on a grading scale that's a 89% giving them and A-
I suggest they be angry more often...

*Lucky

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