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An Ode to the Brave Ones

*Lucky here. On March 24th, Olivia and Myself both waited to get NSYNC Pop Odyssey tix. She waited @ Oakland Mall and I waited in the 15 degree weather outside of Comerica Park. I swear I thought I was gonna die from being so cold. Well these two chicks who were behind me in line were so cool (Hi Ashley). We told jokes, harassed cops/workers and we sang. Long story short we came up with this parody. Feel free to print this out and sing it anytime you're stuck outside in the freezing cold waiting for tickets.
The Only Resort

Cut my leg into pieces
This is my last resort
Amputation, I'm freezing
Don't give a f*ck, even teenies are leaving
This is my last resort
Cut my legs into pieces
I've reached my last resort
Amputation, I'm freezing
Don't give a f*ck all teenies are leaving
Do I even care about good seating?
Would it be wrong, would it be right?
Aw damn my skin is tight!
Chances are it's frostbite
Ticket booths are in sight
Man why is it so cold outside?!

Cause I'm losin' my sight, losin' my mind
Wish somebody would move in this line
Cause I'm losin' my sight, losin' my mind
Why did I ever get in this line?!
I never realized that my shoes were thin
'Til it was too late and cold air was in
Hungry, freezing at Copa, which number will win?
A billion bracelets, where will they begin?
It all started when I thought I was tougher
Then the fans started dropping, one after another
Waiting to pick a number that's on their level
Thinking "NSYNC is nothing but devils"

Cause I'm losin' my sight, losin' my mind
Wish somebody would move in this line
Cause I'm losin' my sight, losin' my mind
Why did I ever get in this line?!
Nothing's alright, no one's in line
They're running out of time
It's time!!!!
It's time!!!!
It's time!!!!
It's time!!!!

I --- can't --- move --- not --- feeling --- my --- legs

Cut my leg into pieces
This is my last resort
Amputation, I'm freezing
Don't give a f*ck, even teenies are leaving
Would it be wrong, would it be right?
Aw damn my skin is tight!
Chances are it's frostbite
Now I'm heading for the light
Why did I choose to wait outside?!

Cause I'm losin' my sight, losin' my mind
Wish somebody would move in this line
Cause I'm losin' my sight, losin' my mind
Why did I ever get in this line?!
Nothing's alright, no one's in line
They're running out of time

I --- can't --- move --- not --- feeling --- my --- legs

I can't move...
Can't feel my legs

Moving?! ALL RIGHT!

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