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Don't Have My Baby

As you know, Joey is all about big pimpin'...as long as you don't have his baby! This awesome parody was submitted by LUCKY (AKA Jennifer). Thanks girl!

To the tune of "Got Your Money" by Ol Dirty Bastard

Ohhh baby
I dedicate this to all the pretty girls
All the pretty girls (with the big booties)
Its on (the bus)
All the pretty girls, in the world
And the ugly girls too
Cause ill still kick it wit you baby

Come out to the bus, I'll hook you up
you act like *NSYNC will interrupt
They don't have no problem with you screwing me
But they will have a problem wit you not screwing me
Baby you know ima take care of you
That chick says she got my baby, girl you know it ain't true
"Joey is this a good thing?" well that depends
What you didn't bring the horse?! i guess you're using ur hands
So im coming on over for a pre-trial
You better know how to handle a pistol
"Joey wont the other guys make a fuss?"
Girl do you know how many chicks we screw on this bus?!
Now that you heard my singing voice
You couldn't get another NSYNCer , im the one of choice
If you wanna get laid and not be shady,
girl you not have my baby
Aooow...

Hey, JOEY, I aint got your baby
Don't your worry, I said hey.
Joe I aint got your baby
Hey, JOEY, I aint got your baby
Don't your worry, I said hey.
Joe I aint got your baby

Yo! so I thrust at the girls, girls dacne with me
I whispered in their ear, you sure you're not a teenie?
You wanna look pretty though, in my video
This SUPAman is PHAT and I let you all know
Just dance! if you caught up in the Space Cowboy trance
If you stop! ima put anoter split up in my pants!
I'm the J-O-E as you can see
Every teenie and her momma be watching me
I don't want no problems so now i go down
That way my kids and STDs cannot be found
I'm just a dirt bag trying to make some money
No i am Joey, Chris is the one that's funny
Radio's play our songs all day, everyday
Recognize I'm in *NSYNC and ya luuuuuuuuuuv me!
None of you better call me Justy!
Girl you know my name, now let's get thrusty!

Hey, JOEY, I aint got your baby
Don't your worry, I said hey.
Joe I aint got your baby
Hey, JOEY, I aint got your baby
Don't your worry, I said hey.
Joe I aint got your baby

Sexy, sexy, sexy!
Sexy, sexy, sexy!

Yo, yo!
Im pimpin' in the Klub like this all night
Girlies put your butt out and let me hold it tight
You looking at "S" saying "its so nice"
That even out shines jTr in the disco lights!
You better help me solve this problem
I have 3 billion kids and dont know them
I try not to give out my STDs
Especially to girls in *NSYNC baby Tees
You can call me JOEY, and then lift up your skirt
And you want some of this JOEY, god have spent.. and all that jazz
Start pleasing me, yeah! I play my music loud
It takes the bastard ol' Stever, to tape the crowd (thats my brother)
I was told that it's better if you use your mouth
Yeah, Lance taught me that back at the house
So you cant have my baby!

Hey, JOEY, I aint got your baby
Don't your worry, I said hey.
Joe I aint got your baby
Hey, JOEY, I aint got your baby
Don't your worry, I said hey.
Joe I aint got your baby


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