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Oh My

This was the second winner for the June 2001 Humor contest. I chose this parody just because I thought it was funny. Easy huh? -*Lucky (side note: I didn't edit these submissions @ all. If you hate it, write the author's not me. Thanks!)

Author's Note:
okay, I can't believe I'm submitting this, but I wrote this awhile ago as a joke between me and my friends.  it's to the tune of Nelly's EI, there's some language in it, but that's your warning... I don't think you will really mind.  enjoy it and um, yeah!

melinda
sprinkles67@aol.com

I'm a sucka for cornrows and manicured fros
Lancey's capri pants and none of Joe's hos
Wutdadillyo? Steve wit one or two hos?
Half of em dropped outta high school went straight to do some shows
Lou blows, I know!
And I love it when they hump the floor real nice and slow
And break it down low, got the flow, and here we go Now come ride with me all slow
And every time a teeny wails, "baby give me some more!"
They aske do yo like that? when they hump chairs from behind
And JC's sac, yeah that's how I like all mine
I'll use it, time after time, it's all I can find
It doesn't matter if Chris is thirty, he's still fuckin' fine
Ask em "who dat is, next to u in that pic?"
Backstreet prolly jealous cuz their disk got shit
But ain't nobody else droppin pop like this
Should they apologize? Nah fuck em! Let's have their kids! (HEY!)

Andele andele mami oh my oh my
Uh oooohhhhhhh let's hump them tonight
Andele andele mami oh my oh my
Uh oooohhhhhhh if the head's right, Joey's there everynight!

They can ramble till the break of dawn, jigga
Play a song, jigga
Fast up the charts to number one, jigga
Some say I'm wrong, and darn it I'm grown, jigga
It ain't about the money, it's about the damn song, jigga
They'll last (uh) double takes when they get antsy
Nasty? don't worry boo, they're way too classy
Bus drives real fastly, call James Jeff Gord-on
IN the back of it somone's prolly gettin it on
JC's joint blaz-on, something looks amaz-on
Gotta sit on down, gonna faint and faz-on
'Nother stage hand tellin them to come one
It's a celebration and it's time to go on
We use glow stick powers, hair gel powers
From FUBU to Skeeto, we only got an hour
Get a room at some tower just to see the men of ours
Kicked the fuck out for runnin' around at all hours (HEY!)
Andele andele mami oh my oh my
Uh oooohhhhhhh let's hump them tonight
Andele andele mami oh my oh my
Uh oooohhhhhhh if the head's right, Joey's there everynight!

Lance is smashed out, a whole ounce, of his drinky
Wash my hands after I found out, I touched Nicky!
Let go of Joe's hand, now that's tricky
Start cryin' when the shows over - whatchu mean?
Twenty minutes till it sold out - oh that's shitty!
Sad faces when they roll out - will you take me?
Don't make Ju Ju pic that fro out
Keep spendin till my doughs out
Joey rolls up in the Escalade
Lance is sippin on some hard lemonade
Justin and JC - more ripped then thugy
Teenys will understand me, more like when they are 20
And if you dare me to make a mochary
You'll see i got more balls then MJ
More guts then Bengi, then you'll ever see
Sure I'm twenty!, now let's get funky (HEY!)

Andele andele mami oh my oh my
Uh oooohhhhhhh let's hump them tonight
Andele andele mami oh my oh my
Uh oooohhhhhhh if the head's right, Joey's there everynight!


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