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Hey, It Could Happen!

There might not be an "I" in TEAM but there is an "N" in *NSYNC.
Thanks to my girl Heather for coming up with this idea.
This skit is deadicated to Brittany and Toyota & The BossHogs™ (a.k.a No Authority)

One day at the NSYNC Compound, Justin was looking for picture of himself in BOP when he came across an article and pull out spread on No Authority. Justin was a bit mad because the magazine had labeled NA 'The Next NSYNC'. "Man, those punks aint no where near as crunk as NSYNC!" he said. He kept flipping through the pages looking for himself but only found pics of Lance, Chris and JC. Not one picture of him. "Dis be all types ah wack yo!!!" Justin screamed as he threw the magazine across the room. "Dos fools aint gots what it takes to be da next NSYNC yaknowwhatimsayin?"

Justin soon fell asleep, pouting to himself and mumbling mean things about NA under his breath. Then, while Justin was sleeping, the Boyband Fairy appeared! (I bet you didn't know there was a Boyband Fairy did you? Well there is. How else do you explain the BSB?!) Now the Fairy did everything she could to wake him up. She yelled, splashed cold water on his face, even cut off some of his hair! But he just wouldn't get up. Suddenly she got an idea. "Justin!" she yelled. "It's raining and your car is outside!" Justin jumped up and started to run outside. "Not mah BENZ! I can't gets water spots! I'm comin BENZ!"

After a few minutes Justin came back inside with a puzzled look on his face. "It ain't rainin outside. Was up with dat? Who you be?"
"Im the Boyband Fairy Justin."
"Da what?"
"The Boyband Fairy you idiot. And i've come here to teach you a lesson."
"Naw, dats aiight. I be gettin enough lessons from mah gurl Brit-NAY yaknowwhatimsayin?"
"Not that kind of lesson. You have mocked other boybands for the last time. And because you think you are the greatest thing that has ever walked this Earth you will be punished."
"Aww yeah. you came to get a piece of dis Timbalake!"
"No you ass. Since you are so mean to others. I'm going to make it so others will be mean to you."
"Haha... You trippin yo. Everybody loves dis ass!"
"Laugh all you want but now you'll have to do it with Chris' old dreads, Joey's body, Lance's adams apple and JC's teeth."
"Wha.."
"And not only that but you will have Lance's dancing skills and Britney's voice."

And with a swipe of her wand, it was done. When Justin looked in the mirror he began to sob with his new found voice.
"Like, I still have Britney! she still loves me..."
"Not when she see's what you look like hears that you sound like her. She'll run straight to No Authority's door for sure. Maybe now you will treat others better."
Soon Justin thought of the one thing he had left. After begging he persuades the Fairy to leave him the Benz. And with that she left Justin alone, silently sobbing to himself.

Once the other guys saw the new Justin they ran off screaming! He was automatically out of the band. "SYNC" tried to go on without the "N" but eventually the teenies got sick of hearing Jayce and stopped caring. Chris went on to spend all his time on FuMan Skeeto. He son went bankrupt. Joey starved to death since no more food was sent to him and he couldn't hold a regular job because he doesn't have any skills. Lance was the only successful one, for a while. Free Lance had a few hit artists until Lance tried to sign on some weird client named PooFoo. It was all downhill from that. And with no band to beat, Bobbee was soon found dead and now Jayce sings to himself in "Marshall's Home for the Special". Justin's car got repossessed due to lack of funds and because he was so FUGLY, he never left the compound. Some people say they can still hear the sobbing. Britney and No Authority soon went on tour together lived happily ever after.

The End.


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