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I've got things on my mind
I never thought I would

Hello Crunkies! *Lucky here. I'm diggin the Willa Ford song "I wanna be bad" and when I was watering my lawn (I dont know where this stuff comes from!) I started singing the rap part of the song. But I said "Wader" (Wade J. Robson) by mistake instead of Willa. So then I kept going (free-styling if you will) and did the whole rap about Wade. THUS a parody is born! It's really funny if you slur "Wader". It sounds like Waiter. Fun stuff. And try to imagin a clip of Giddy Up when it says "ride it". That makes it SO much funnier.

Oh.. I, I.. I
I wanna get crunk witchu baby
I, I.. I, I
I wanna be crunk witchu baby

Do you, understand what I do, do for you
Just give me a chance to show you, you
All your choreography
Can get much harder, trust me (Don't make me...)
It's my turn, lemme letchu know that I, I can
Promise that I won't get fat
So boys, just add the name WADE
And if not Joey and I can trade (hey!)

I wanna be crunk (crunk), like Jayce and PooFoo
I taught you how to dance, and now my fame is due
I, I wanna be crunk (crunk), fans make fame look so good
I'm dyin to be cool and I'll play by all your rules
I, I wanna be crunk

Oh.. I, I.. I
I wanna get crunk witchu baby
I, I.. I, I
I wanna be crunk witchu baaa-byyyyy

Thrust Thrust! I tell you what to do
How to be, teach thee, all my moves from A to Z
but I, don't have the fans you got, you see?
I want chicks to scream for me (WADE!)
I could be crunk
Tell me what I got is whatcha want
I showed you how to thrust during "Gone"
I just wanna have more teenies than Steve

Rap by *Lucky (Wade)

Wader, Wader, Wader, whatchu want? Whatchu want?
Wader, Wader, Wader, whatchu want? (Can I get it from you?)
Is it him the Superman with the red tips, uhh
You need a "Space Cowboy" to (ride it, ride it)
Or is it he, Notorious JRT
The always up on Britney, nothin other than a (boy toy)
If you say you wanna be, then do that trust for me, c'mon
(hey Lux) Yo (I wanna be crunk) go boy!

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