Sitting here with a drink in my hand
The Mike's Hard Lemonade I can't ignore
I must admit I like watching you dance
But it seems like I've seen your ass before
Girl, you might be a whore of Joey's
Though I've never seen you on our bus before
So I'll dance with you closly and tell you "Thank you"
You turn and ask me what for
For your ass, oh girl, it makes me weak
For the bus to which we'll sneak
We'll both fit in my bunk just dont ask me how
For when we get our spank on
And for those beautiful Trojan condoms
Yes, I know that tonight i'll get in your pants
So I thank you in advance
(Joey, help me sing it)
Hi, my name is Joe
Tell me your name
Although i really dont need to know
It's funny that we're shaking hands
[Wait a minute, I know this hand]
It's the same hand (you'll use on my little Mister)
Same hand (that just got done with Lancers)
I don't mean to sound so bold and forward
But I thank you in advance
For your ass, oh girl, it makes me weak
For the bus to which we'll sneak
We'll both fit in my bunk just dont ask me how
For when we get our spank on
And for those beautiful Trojan condoms
Yes, I know that tonight i'll get in your pants
But I thank you in advance
And when you come back a second time i'll tell you thank you
If the loving is as good then as it is now
Look in the mirror, there is a picture
Of you and me making love
For your ass, oh girl, it makes me weak
For the bus to which we'll sneak
We'll both fit in my bunk just dont ask me how
For when we get our spank on
And for those beautiful Trojan condoms
Yes, I know that tonight i'll get in your pants
But I thank you in advance
For your ass, oh girl, it makes me weak
For the bus to which we'll sneak
We'll both fit in my bunk just dont ask me how
For when we get our spank on
And for those beautiful Trojan condoms
Yes, I know that tonight i'll get in your pants
But I thank you in advance
I thank you in advance, ooh
