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Teen God's Girlfriend

This is the opposite of the paradoy "Beat Beat." This time it's Bobbie's POV, to the tune of "Teenage Dirtbag" by Weatus. Submitted by *Lucky (in loving support for Bobbie and what she must go through.)

He needs to be in a cell
I often dream about that
he rings my bell.
trust me, I got the boyfriend from hell.
and ...Oh how he knocks,
me right outa my socks.

But he doesn't know who I am.
when he beats the living hell out of me.

Cause I'm just a Teen God's girlfriend, baby.
Yeah, I'm just a Teen God's girlfriend, baby.
Listen to what im saying, girls pray for me!!!! (ohhhh)

My boyfriend's a dick
and he almost broke my front tooth
He'd simply kick
my ass if he knew the truth.
That im telling you this
so please keep quiet kids!

dont let him know who i am...
cuz he'll beat the living hell out of me.

Cause I'm just a Teen God's girlfriend, baby.
Yeah, I'm just a Teen God's girlfriend, baby.
Listen to what im saying, girls pray for me!!!! (ohhhh)

Oh yeah, i dont brag.
No, cuz he'll beat me out of submission.
Oh yeah, i dont brag.
My teeth will lead to my recognition.

Man, I ran away
It's midnight and i am hiding...
Low and behold, he's walking over to me.
This must be fake, his fist starts to shake.
How does he know who I am?
OMG he'll beat the living hell out of me!

(In Jayce's voice)
"I'm so sorry for beating you last night baby
Now Bobbie, come on home with me don't say maybe.
I need a Teen God's girlfriend, baby like you" (ohhhhh)

Oh yeah, i dont brag.
No, cuz he'll beat me out of submission.
Oh yeah, i dont brag.
My teeth will lead to my recognition.

Cause I'm just a Teen God's girlfriend, baby.
Yeah, I'm just a Teen God's girlfriend, baby.
Listen to what im saying, girls pray for me!!!!


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