I'm new to this random thought thing, but I figure how hard can it be? Anyway.
I hate MTV's Making the Video because I can't abbreviate "Making the Video" as "MTV" because if you say to someone "Did you see MTV?", they would probably say "See what on MTV?" thinking you mean MTV literally as "Music Television" and not "Making the Video". And you would get further into detail and say "NSYNC on MTV" and the other person would say "NSYNC on what on MTV?" and you would be sitting there clueless saying, "I just told you, NSYNC on MTV." And it would be a big confusing mess. Couldn't they have titled it Making the MUSIC Video ("MTMV") instead?
I saw this Nicorette commercial and you're supposed to hold the gum between your cheek and your gums. What's the purpose of calling it GUM if you can only chew it once?
I don't like Willa Ford. She thinks she's different because she's fabricated this persona of bitchiness. Duh, I know your record company created your image.
I watched this show called Six Feet Under on HBO. It was disturbing, but funny as hell.
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I like Destiny's Child
I was supposed to go to Six Flags with my band to Houston.
Tropical storm Allison made that impossible.
The interstate was flooded and trucks bobbed up in down in the roads like corks.
That was not crunk.
Pop just came on MTV.
JC looks really hot in this video.
The way he dances.... mm hmm....
I wonder if he enjoyed being groped in a narrow hallway.
I wonder if he would enjoy being groped in a wide hallway.
I'm a Lance fan, why am I swooning over JC?
Uh oh, do I detect change?
Nahhhh....
Or maybe.....
Hmmm...nahhhhh
I had a dream last night I couldn't find my bra.
I was really pissed off.
I don't want to have that dream again.
I'm in Jackson, Mississippi right now.
Lance is from here.
My dad's girlfriend is also from here.
I come here a lot.
I never see Lance.
So don't come to Jackson with expectations of finding Lance.
BTW, if you find him, I'll kick your ass cause I was here first, so there, nehhh.
Actually I lied to you.
No, not about the ass kicking part.
The Jackson part.
I'm not in Jackson.
I'm in Madison, which is just north of Jackson.
But Lance doesn't really live in Jackson either.
His house is in Brandon, which is just east of Jackson.
So Lance has been lying to you, too.
Clinton is just west of Jackson.
There's your geography lesson for the day.
I'm talking to my friend Kate.
Kate likes 98 Degrees, but it's okay. She doesn't know any better.
Kate is crunk.
Very.
I started listening to this girl named Eva Cassidy.
She has a really pretty voice.
She died from cancer when she was 33.
She was never famous, now people are starting to recognize her talent.
I leave for Boston in 7 days.
I'm excited.
I'm going to look at a college there.
I hope Boston is crunk.
My sis and her husband went on a cruise for their honeymoon.
I want to go on a cruise.
I want to go to Australia.
Wade is from Australia.
No really, he is.
Honest to God. Look it up yourself.
I want to go back to London.
London was crunk.
I met Joey 366 days ago.
Joey was crunk too.
I want a million dollars.
I want the real NSYNC in a glass box so I can make them dance and sing on command.
Is it gonna happen?
Didn't think so.
I never get any email from you guys.
The news just said General Mills is raising cereal prices by 2%.
I think I'm going to start a website called cereal-line.com
"Name your own price for cereal, granola bars, and more"
I'm not feeling random anymore. I'm gonna go.
It's 11:57. Bex and Liv are still online.
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