Joey: Yeah!!!!
:::Everybody turns and watches as Joey downs a bottle of beer so they can play:::
Justin: Ah don't play spin the bottle wit men yo! Where be da hunnies!?! Yo ass be nastay Joe Man!
Chris from within a large wrapped box: Why don't you open your presents!!?!?
Chris from within a large wrapped box: I heard from him... He's bein' crazy in this here box!!!!!!!!
:::Joey's face droops and his hands dangle limply at his sides:::
Justin: Yea hellz naw man.
Joey: But, it's my party!!!!
Justin: Screw dat it be mah partay! You bes recognize mah partayin skillz.
Lance: We'll play later Joey.... Just you and me.
:::Lance winks at Joey who perks up instantly:::
Justin: Ya'll play whatever the shit yo foo asses want... after my prty ya'll can play but not durin' yo thats all types a whack.
Joey: Fine Justin I never wanted to have a stupid party with you anyway you're nothin but a big jerk! Lance is the only nice one.
:::Joey picks up the box with chris inside and lunges it at Justin.. Justin squeals as the box quickly deflates his lungs and Chris becomes knockd unconcious:::
Lance: Thanks Joey! I am nice aren't I?
Chris from within a large wrapped box: I.... I...... ee...
JC: Damn man that sucks.... Lets go eat cake Justin get out from under that box that weighs the same amount as Chris who isn't here but would do something like hide in a big wrapped box.
:::Everybody helps heave the box off of Justin and against the far wall and heads into the kitchen for cake:::
Justin: Dag heezy dat be one big mutha to the fuckin cake.
:::Joey beats heavily against the stereo for several minutes before Lance steps over and turns it on:::
Joey: Thanks man
:::As happy birthday plays Nina pops out of the top of the cake on Olivia's shoulders.. both bearing all:::
:::Stepping down the side of the cake Olivia runs to Lance and Nina runs between JC and Justin:::
Nina: Happy birthday boys!
Olivia: Grrrr baby!!!
Joey: I'm a birthday boy.. where's my cake woman?
:::A small frail looking woman crawls out of the top of the cake:::
Joey: SCORE!!
Chris from within a large wrapped box: Hello? You forgot Crazy Chris! Crazy Chris doesn't like that you forgot him... Crazy Chris says damn you all!
::: Justin JC Lance and Joey eat cake with the hot chicks then head back out to the living room:::
Joey: Ima open my presents guys!
:::Joey opens his gift from JC and squeals at the new small spandex super hero underoos and matching brand new cape:::
Joey: Thanks Joshua that was so thoughtful of you dang man you rock!
Chris from within a large wrapped box: I am two and a half feet from you.. OPEN ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:::Nina passes Justin his gifts and he opens them:::
Justin: Wooha! I got mah ass some knew combs, hair bleach to fix dat ugly orange spot on mah head, and sweet lookin condoms!
:::Joey gets excited and opens the rest of his finding twinkies and some old stalkings:::
Joey: Stalkings?
Old Woman From The Cake: Heh yeah baby...
Joey: Ooooh!
Chris From within a large wrapped box: Damnit!!!
Lance: Wait man.. it's from Chris and he's not here.. I sense foul play, you might wanna reconsider...
Joey: Hes actually right... I hope it's nothin bad for your sake.
Chris from within a large wrapped box: It's just me!!!
Chris from within a large wrapped box: NOOOOOOOOO!
