Crazy Kirkpatrick!
Pictures of El Christo! Nina's comments in white, Olivia's in blue and Alli's in pink.
"What am I doing here? Save smiling, I mean I didn't win any awards, JC and Justin did. Damn them. I wish I were in Nsync."
Nice normal Chris. Shiny, happy Chris with his hands in his pocket...before the bitch...I mean Dani, broke up with him...
"I can't believe I'm supposed to look all happy...this is such crap. I want my Busta."
"Grrr. She took my dogs! I know we're friends still, but THAT'S pushing it! Nobody but...NOBODY messes with Busta and Korea!" *plots "Operation: Retrieve Puppy"*
"Gyyyaarrrr!"
"Grrr baybee!!! Grrr!!" That's what HE'S saying. Not me...I don't particularly find Chris attractive here.
"If I were to let you suck my tongue...would you buy me some new glasses?"
The point is get the sunglasses on your eyes...you can do it Chris. I swear you got that college education for something.
"It was just a little crack that I stole from C. Where are those sunglasses?!"
"Yeah...whos the hott one now Justin? WHO?" If all my professors looked like that, I gaurantee, I'd have a 4.0 GPA.
Sweet jesus he looks good in those sophisticated glasses! Ohhhhh baby, I will never say this again gauranteed, but I would take you right then.
That's how I like it!! Chris with glasses!! Come to momma!! (Whoa!! I'm 17...he's 29...RAPE!! I need help!!)
I seriously love a man in orange...red...orange-red, especially when he looks THIS good. What the hell was Dani's problem?
Ahhh! Chris man you look good here too. Yes baby, squeeze me, touch me, ooooooh holddd meeee.
Hey Christo you so fine you so fine you blow my mind. Okay...I got that idea from the cover of Teen People...I hate Carson...
It's ok...I like the sweaty pudge appeal
"WHAT?!? COULD YOU SPEAK UP!!??!! Damn hearing aides these days!!"
"SHHH!! I'm receiving a psychic message from Liv. She and I are soulmates you know. Same birthday...plus she's a psych minor! SHHH! She's telling me to look in the audience. Omigawd! *snickers* Look at the sign that girls holding: 'Forget Britney! Hit ME Justin one more time!' He had better watch his ass!"
Imigrant...nuff' said.
"Yes. I have Black Irish in my background. *irish brogue* So Lassie, you ever seen a man as fine and sophiscated as me? *normal voice* What? Justin's number? He's taken."
JC took the stick out of his ass and shoved it up Chris's and that's it...that's my comment.
"Im the Amazing Christopher. You are getting very sleepy... When I snap my fingers you will wake up ready to kill Kevin Richardson." The pineapple hair! *gets nostalgic look* I remember them days...
Nice lazy eye man...the hair makes your scary look better. Goooood coordination skillz.
You too can have flawless skin!!
"Yea...yea I do look good, this shadow makes my face look thinner!"
This is Chris's "I'm sexier and more mature than Justin" pose. Is it working on you? Cause it's working on me!!
*sigh* Justin who?
"I like vesties."
I love my men in beige vests and purple tie dyed shirts...it's the one thing JC has forgot to add to his "fashion victim" wardrobe.
"Aren't I precious? Don't you just wanna take me home and... HEY HEY none of that now!" I don't care if Chris is wearing a beige vest and purple tie die shirt. How could you resist him here?
I don't know what's freakier...JC's scary clown or THAT!
"The big face behind me scares small children. It's JC's ex, Bobbie, in the morning." *shudder*
This isn't so much about Chris, rather than the thing behind him...where can I get my way cool Fuman tatoo on my blue head? Just cause it's the newest thing!! I'm never buying Fuman clothes now because of that scary ad!!
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