Lance: Ok well, we know what JC's choice for warm up song is, anyyybody got a better one?
...:::Justins cell phone rings obnoxiously as the rest of the band turns towards him and gasps:::...
Justin: Aww hell naw, Lance buddy yo ass got to take dis shii.
Lance: I told you to leave it at home on the nightstand, but noooo they'd start suspecting...
...:::JC flails around spazmatically:::...
JC: I got it! I got it! C'mon man I can take it!
Justin: I dunno man you been dealin' yoself in recently brotha? This be intense and shii..
JC: Justin I can do it I swear the crack has no affect on my judgement.
Justin: Man Ah don't thin
...:::JC walks outside picks a small girl out of the crowd and as she squeals with joy, hurls her at a nearby brick wall. Justin watches and tosses JC the cell:::...
JC: HIIII BRITNAY!!!
*Britney* Thats Britney you cracked out sloth I need to talk to Justin, he promised he'd call me back!!
JC: Yeah, but see yo that was like 10 minutes ago... he be like meditatin and whatnot.
...::JC motions at Justin who begins OMing loudly::...
*Britney* Ok I'll hold then.
JC: DUUUUDDEEEE SSSSSWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!! Hold then bitch.. but, you know it takes him a good couple of hours.
Justin: Ommm he's right Britney bes' jus' lemme call you back know?
*Britney* Ok baby.. luuuvvv you don't forget this time.
...:::Joey closes the cover to the cell and eats it:::...
Joey: Damn she tastes real good!
Chris: Joey you like to eat wood??
...:::Chris hides his cane:::...
Joey: Huh?
Chris: Pfshh yeahhhhh I know what you're thinkin'
Justin: Naw naw man.. he said Mah phone tastes GOOD! Damn you lame?
Chris: I know what he said Justin and no, he can't have my cane!
JC: Can I play with it?
Chris: Yeah you can play with her tits, bitch broke up with me cause I was way to craazzzyyyyy for her. That's why I put my hair back in braids.. Now I'm even CRAZZZZZIIERR ya know??
...:::Lance goes into the dressing room and Joey follows:::...
Justin: Man.. our group be whack... Ah mean.. dag we don't even have a Jesus look alike.
JC: I know man, good thing BSB's voises su
...:::Justins phone rings and he picks it up:::..
Justin: Aiight Johnny thanks fo callin' me back yo. Ah preciate dat.
JC: Why was Johnny calling you?
Justin: Joohhnnnnyyyyy whoooo???
...:::Justin's phone rings obnoxiously again:::...
JC: How'd you get it to ring like that for just her calls?
Justin: Ah didn't do shii.. It does it on its own yo.
JC: Wish I had one of those
...:::JC Twitches slightly as his beeper goes off and heads to the women's bathroom:::...
Justin: Hey baby!
*Britney* I have been tryign to get ahold of you for 3 hours now!!
Justin: Babe iz only been like ten minutes...
*Britney* Are you calling me a LIAR?!?!
Justin: Naw baby it's not like..
...:::Chris sits back in his chair and turns his music up all the way:::...
Chris: Hey J man, the base sound weak on this?
Justin: Yeah man what the shii you do to yo synthesizer?? It..
*Britney* JUSTIN!??!!
Justin: Damnit woman Ah got to call yo ass back!!!!!!!!!
...::Justin closes his cell and sticks it in his pocket as JC walks out of the bathroom, and Lance comes out of the change room adjusting himself::...
Lance: Show starts in ten, we should get ready.
Chris: Sweet lets go bitches.
JC: I *giggles* I thought that h, damn man *Giggles harder*
Joey: Hey sorry I got here as quick as I could I was just takin' care of that stuff Johnny asked us to take care of....
...::Chris spints out ready for the show, Joey adjusts himself, and a teenager wanders out of the change room snapping the buttons on her pants::...
Joey: She helped... Ya know move stuff.
Chris: GET THE SHIT IN THERE AND GET READY!
JC: When'd you turn into the violent member?
Joey: Man you used to be layed back.
Lance: Not layed back enough
Justin:Did he eva!
Lance: Don't braig Justin
...::Chris starts to scream and the guys assemble into their costumes quickly. JC heads to the bathroom for the last time of the night and heads out::...
JC: Good hackie guys, I'm proud of you.. very really
Joey: Sweet!
Justin: Joey, we haven't done the hackey yet....
JC: Well I did... Over there by myself... and I ain't doin it again.
Lance: But JC we have to do a hackey before every concert, You're being unfair!
...:::JC picks up the hackey and throws it violently at Lance's face:::...
Chris: HAHAHA DID YOU GUYS SEE HIS FACE IT WAS LIKE SLOOOGGEEE *Renactment* AHAHAHA
Justin:Well aiight den, lets hit it!
...:::The guys head out and do the performance, one on crack, one horny, one having a mental breakdown, one in physical pain, and one on the telephone:::...
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