Bust Out Yo' Piggy Banks, BoyZ *N GirlZ!
Last time I talked about all those wonderful sugary snacks they're bombarding us with...and one of you was so kind as to send me a photo of one that I missed...so I'll hook that up here...
Anyone for some *Nsync-flavored CHALK! *Isn't that what those things taste like anyway?
Now...On to what I want to discuss this time around...
Liv was fortunate enough to recieve an email letting her know that the "New *Nsync Marionettes" had gone on sale! WOWEE! Just what we needed, right? Oh, but wait my friends...it gets BETTER!
Not ONLY are these things hideously scary looking...(I'll let you judge for yourselves in just a moment!) they cost THREE HUNDRED DOLLARS A PIECE!!!!!
Correct me if I'm wrong, it's been a while since I took a Math class...but isn't that $1,500.00 for all five? ONE THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS! That's a round trip ticket to Hawaii with some to spare!
Who needs a college education when you can have one of these BEAUTIFUL *gag* plastic counterparts of your favorite Pop Star hanging off your dresser?
Now I will show them to you...but don't look at these things if you're in a dark room, they'll haunt you...Like Chucky from Child's play or some shit...
OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?!?!
Oh...it's only a $300 Plastic JC.
The only way I could really tell it was JC in the first place was by the shirt, the plastic bouffant and the fake snakeskin pants!
Look at those cheekbones! If JC REALLY looked like that you'd be able to set a glass on his face and watch it balance there...(Hmm...that would be quite the bar-trick, huh?)
Liv said that atleast it looks more like him than the first dolls did...*shakes head* If I were JC, I'd be offended by that comment, Liv! (j/k babe, ya know I love ya!)
Here, we get a rare glimpse of puppet masturbation!
Okay, first of all...these marionette makers need to STOP with the plastic Spaghetti-O hair on Justin...THE FRO IS GONE PEOPLE!!! IT'S NOT THERE ANYMORE! STOP REMINDING US!
And what's with the outfit? It looks like someone attacked our little THREE HUNDRED DOLLAR puppet-friend with a syringe full of bleach or something...
And dear god in heaven...There is BLING on this doll. Like it hasn't gone far enough with the friggin' bandanas muh boy's always wearing, right? They have to put it on the marionettes too? (By the way, I'm a bit upset that there isn't a little mini bandana on the puppet!)
The inspiration for this doll came from mixing pictures of Jack Nicholson, Lance, and Michael Jackson in the 80's.
I would NOT want this thing in my bedroom! I might have nightmares or something about those eyebrows...but damn, if you think THIS is scary...
*Hiding her eyes* Please don't let the bad puppet eat me!
Look at those TEETH y'all! They look like fangs! And a plastic goatee does NOT look as good as the real thing...Not that I would have wanted them to use synthetic hair either...god, that would have been frightening...a furry Chris doll...*shudders*
But I've saved the most frightening for last...consider yourself warned!
*Screaming*
I want my Mommy.
FIRST off...they modeled Joey to look like some kind of Serial Killer...THEN they dressed him like a rich hobo. (Okay, so they all dress like rich hobos in reality, but that's beside the point...)
This is too frightening for words...unless you're me, and you rarely are at a loss for words!
I think it's the eyes on this one that scare me the most...Just whatever you do, don't put a toy machette in his hand...you'll be scared for life! (Probably literally!)
But for god's sake...don't tell them I sent you!
