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What Would You Do

Hey! I <3 the site and I saw the little thinger for the celebration where you said you'd like people to participate ... soooo I figured what the heck? I wrote this Joey parody a while back and couldn't figure out anything to do with it, so now I'm thinkin I'll send it in! LoL here ya go -- its a parody of City High's "What Would You Do" (Saf11986)

Thanks for your submission! Liv thought it was great, and in BexXx's opinion, "THAT is the funniest thing I've seen out of the submissions!"

Boys and girls, wanna hear a true story?
Saturday night, I was at *NSYNC's after-party
They had the fans overflowing the club
And the five band members tryin' to get liquored up
And I took one guy outside with me
His name was Joey, and he was gettin' sly with me
I said, "Why you up in there, grabbin' some ass,
I guess nothin's changed since the baby news passed."

He said, "What would you do if your girlfriend's on the phone
Cryin' all alone from her O-Town home
Because you're horny
And the only way to cure it is to
Sleep with a fan who only wants you for your money
And your brother's gone
Somewhere makin' porno
With a bunch of cheap ho's
He didn't invite you though
So for you I'm just a sex-crazed guy
But for me this is what I call life."

"Joe, she ain't the only one with the baby
Now that you're a dad you can't be living all crazy!"
Then he rushed past and pushed me aside, and said,
"Oh my God! Lookit! A chicken pot pie!"
He said, "You know I know about food 'cuz
Me and my siblings had the life cuz my daddy would force feed us.
Before I was a teenager,
I ate more gourmet shit you can't even relate to."

"What would you do if your girlfriend's on the phone
Cryin' all alone from her O-Town home
Because you're horny
And the only way to cure it is to
Sleep with a fan who only wants you for your money
And your brother's gone
Somewhere makin' porno
With a bunch of cheap ho's
He didn't invite you though
So for you I'm just a sex-crazed guy
But for me this is what I call life."

Hold up -
What would you do?
Get off my big butt and let go of every Twinkie
What would you do?
Cause I wouldn't want my fan base to think that Wade's really me
Come on, what would you do?
Get my check book out and make some child support payments
What would you do?
Boy, I know if Mick Jagger can do it, Joey you can do it!

"What would you do if your girlfriend's on the phone
Cryin' all alone from her O-Town home
Because you're horny
And the only way to cure it is to
Sleep with a fan who only wants you for your money
And your brother's gone
Somewhere makin' porno
With a bunch of cheap ho's
He didn't invite you though
So for you I'm just a sex-crazed guy
But for me this is what I call life."

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