HA! Betcha thought we were gonna name this article "Bye Bye Bye!" lol Anyways, after BexXx's account of the Teen Choice Awards, she and Liv were pretty sure that Bobbie's days were numbered. There were plenty of rumors of their breakup, but when JC went to the VMA's dateless, it was a pretty good sign. In the October issue of Bop magazine (see above pic) and in the February 2002 issue of Cosmogirl, all was confirmed.
Well, Liv was cleaning out her filing cabinet and found some previous humor pieces featuring Ms. NEIGH-14 herself. We at *NJEF thought it would be a nice farewell and decided to share it with you.
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J-14's Bobbie Thomas
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Thanks to your support for Bobbee'z Buzz, J-14's advice columnist Bobbie has caught the eye of America's hottest pop star management company, Wright Entertainment Group, WEG. WEG and Bobbie have a series in development now. Hosting her own show, Bobbie will definitely be teaming up with celeb pals. For updates on the show check out http://www.wegmusic.com, or go to J-14.com (click on Bobbee'z Buzz) for "sneak peaks".
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Thanks to your support for Bobbee'z Buzz *SNORT*, J-14's advice columnist Don't you mean "women's issues" writer? Bobbie has caught the eye of America's hottest pop star management company, Wright Entertainment Group, WEG. WEG and Bobbie have a series in development now. More like, "Bobbie used JC and threatened him and Johnny until she got her own talk show." Hosting her own show, Bobbie will definitely be teaming up with celeb pals. Celeb pals=JC, Britney, JC, Chris, JC, Lance, JC, Joey, JC and Justin. For updates on the show check out http://www.wegmusic.com, or go to J-14.com (click on Bobbee'z Buzz) for "sneak peaks".
This has jack shit to do with our support for Bobbees Buzz, and more to do with Johnny giving her something to do so no one is arguing with him when he makes Jayce get a haircut and a new wardrobe...
hahahaha. Okay so i went to WEGs site. And i clicked on "current artists". Why was Bobbi there? So i clicked here: Bobbi Thomas
The new weekly half-hour lifestyle magazine series celebrating young women, hosted by Bobbi Thomas and regular quest appearances by Britney Spears. Lively, intelligent and informative discussions about Boys, Relationships, Body Image, Independence and Economic Autonomy will be woven throughout four in-studio and location based segments. Each show will feature exclusive interviews and celebrity guests who give personal insights on how girls should hash out the difference between good and bad, liberation and entrapment, love and dependency. Anecdotal in nature and reality based, our superstar commentary will touch on everything from Female Action Heroes to today's fractured female identity. In addition to celebrity guests each show will have a group of "civilian teens" who will interact with our host and will interject on an adlib basis to each show theme.
Young women today ask themselves, what is femininity? We will address femininity as a high stakes game played behind a veil of lip-gloss and liposuction. The choices are mind numbing for girls from puberty on. Yet, there's still a sense that one of them, to just be the plain you, is unacceptable. Each segment is designed to give young women the courage to accept the responsibility of becoming the best person that they can possibly be.
Who better to produce a series of shoes focused on bringing out the best in young adults than Wright Entertainment Group (WEG)? Johnny Wright, of Wright Entertainment Group has a long standing history of managing and promoting young artists. Now he brings a new dimension to his company with a television show designed to help and promote young adults. The show will be the first series to come out of WEG's new media entity, Wright Media Ventures.
Now, if I may add my comments:
The new weekly half-hour lifestyle magazine series celebrating young women, hosted by Bobbi Thomas and regular quest appearances by Britney Spears. *wow. Thats a shocker* Lively, intelligent and informative discussions about Boys, *rofl. read that over, out-loud. "intelligent, informative discussions about what? boys. lol. Personally, i date MEN!* Relationships, Body Image, *from the WHORSE herself.. neigh!!!* Independence and Economic Autonomy *huh?* will be woven throughout four in-studio and location based segments. Each show will feature exclusive interviews and celebrity guests *Jayce* who give personal insights on how girls should hash out the difference between good and bad, liberation and entrapment, love and dependency. Anecdotal *why do i need a dictionary to read this? Fuck! lol. I mean, they use these big ass words and then talk about "boys"* in nature and reality based, our superstar commentary *haha. Bobbi a superstar? right! and im Eminem's stepchild!* will touch on everything from Female Action Heroes *My Britney doll!* to today's fractured female identity. In addition to celebrity guests each show will have a group of "civilian teens" *ha..* who will interact with our host *I'd like to "interact" her ass with my shoe. Does that count? Maybe her face to my fist even...* and will interject on an adlib basis to each show theme.
Young women today ask themselves, what is femininity? *Well i dont know about you "young women" but i didnt ask myself this today, yesterday and i can pretty much bet that i wont ask it 2morrow* We will address femininity as a high stakes game played behind a veil of lip-gloss and liposuction. *ROFLMFAO!!!* The choices are mind numbing *a.k.a boring as SHIT* for girls from puberty on. Yet, there's still a sense that one of them, to just be the plain you, is unacceptable. *can i get a collective AW?! of course they dont wanna be them. they wanna be ME! (you know you want this)* Each segment is designed to give young women the courage to accept the responsibility of becoming the best person that they can possibly be. *be all that you can be, in the armyyyy*
Who better to produce a series of shoes focused on bringing out the best in young adults than Wright Entertainment Group (WEG)? *LMAO. Who better to tell girls how to be girls then a bunch of middle-aged men?!* Johnny Wright, of Wright Entertainment Group has a long standing history of managing and promoting young artists. *Like the now defunct (yet still loved) New Kids on the Block* Now he brings a new dimension to his company with a television show designed to help and promote young adults. *Promote young adults? im not going there....* The show will be the first series to come out of WEG's new media entity, Wright Media Ventures. *Wow. What a way to start.*
NEIGH BABY!