BexXx is in this color
Kari's in this color
Justin's in this color
Chris is in this color
Lance is in this color
JC is in this color
Joey's in this color
And our special guest-star, Steve is in this color.
Kari is sitting on the couch, watching a basketball game with Justin, and Joey. JC is fast asleep on the love-seat. BexXx who is four days away from her due date, is in the kitchen, getting Justin a root beer *snicker*. Chris gets up from his seat on the floor and goes into the kitchen to see if he can pester BexXx...Moments later he comes running out of the kitchen screaming at the top of his lungs...
Chris: OHMIGOD! BEXXX JUST PEEEEEEEEED ON THE FLOOOOOOOOOOOR!
Kari: What?
Justin: Wha fool?
Chris: SHE PEEEEEEEEED ON THE FLOOOOOOOOOR AND NOW SHE'S BREATHING ALL FUNNY!
Joey: Tell her the bathroom is down the ha-
Kari: WHAT???? Oh My God!!!
~*~BexXx screams~*~
Justin: What The Hell?
~*~Everyone runs into the kitchen and sees BexXx clutching her stomach in agony~*~
~*~everyone stares~*~
JC: I think she's in labor guys!
BexXx: NO SHIT SHERLOCK!
Justin: Well, sheit, this wasn't supposed to happen for another 4 days, man! The game is on!
BexXx: ~*~growls evilly at Justin~*~
Justin: I mean! BABY TIME! :blows on N SYNC whistle:: COME ON TROOPS! ROUND EM UP! HEAD ON OUT!
Lance: I will grab Becky's suitcase so that she has clean socks at the hospital!
~*~everyone hops in the car uncluding Steve with his trusty video camera~*~
Steve: So, Becky...how's it feel to be in labor?
~*~Becky flips off the camera~*~
~*~Cheesy grin from behind the camera~*~
Chris: STEVE! STEVE! PUT THE CAMERA ON ME STEVE!
~*~Steve ignores Chris~*~
~*~Chris makes faces at the camera~*~ LOOK! I'M CRAAAAAZY!
Steve: So, Justin, you're gonna be a daaaaaddddy! Tell us what you'r thinking!
Justin: I'm wondering who won...the Lakers or the Bulls....Cause Michael had some game there he was alll over the court!
Joey: OMG! Kari! Are you gonna STOP the car?
Chris: I'M CRAZY BABY MAN! *makes baby crying sounds* WAAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAH!
~*~Kari runs a red light and almost kills everyone~*~
~*~BexXx is screaming bloody murder in the backseat~*~
~*~Steve's still ignoring Chris~*~
~*~Chris is still making baby crying sounds~*~
~*~Kari turns corner abruptly screeching the tires~*~
~*~BexXx slides sideways and hits her head on the door~*~
BexXx: OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH!
Lance: Kari, the spped limit is 25...please follow the law!
~*~Justin realizes the time has come~*~
Justin: Oh shiiit! Breath baby breath! hee hee whoooooo hee hee whooooo!
~*~Chris is still making baby crying sounds~*~
BexXx: *to Justin* Shut him up before I kill him...
Justin: Dude, you're gonna have a baby, BABY! Embrace it! Rejoice! Breath baby!
~*~BexXx grabs Justin by the collar~*~
~*~Justin is choking~*~
BexXx: Don't TELL me to breathe! YOU Breathe!
Justin: Hee hee whoooooo hee hee whoooo!
BexXx: *To Kari* ARE WE THERE YET?!??!?!?!?!?
Lance: Kari, I mean it. The Police are going to pull you over. Please follow the law!
Kari: ALMOST! *floors the gas* VROOOOOM!
BexXx: SHUT UP ABOUT THE LAW LANCE! THE LAW ALSO SAYS THAT MEN SHOULDN'T WEAR MAKE UP IN...
*JC puts his hand over her mouth*
~*~screeeeeecccchhhhhh- Kari SLAMS on the break at the hospital entrance~*~
Kari: WE'RE HEEERRRREEE!
~*~Lance pouts~*~
Joey: Thank GOD! Where's the cafeteria?
~*~Everyone gets out of the car leaving Bex in the backseat~*~
Steve: Here's where I get my oscar award winning footage!
~*~Everyone but Bex rushes into the hospital~*~
~*~Kari rushes up to the desk and screams~*~
Kari: WE'RE HAVING A BABY!!!
~*~BexXx gets out of the car and waddles in behind them~*~
~*~Taps Justin on the shoulder~*~
Justin: not now, baby, you're in labor!
~*~The doctor grabs Lance and lays him down on a stretcher...rushing him toward the delivery room~*~
~*~BexXx slaps Justin upside the head and then falls to the floor~*~
BexXx: OMIGOD!!!!! ITS COMING NOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
~*~JC crawls up onto the extra bed in the delivery room and falls asleep~*~
~*~Justin is holding Lance's hand, and Lance is going "hee hee whoooo...hee hee whoooo"~*~
Kari: Ok, Justin, hold BexXx's hand and be supportive! Joey, just tell funny jokes and be supporitve! Steve, turn the camera OFF, please! Be suppportive damnit! And Lance? Where's Lance? HAS ANYONE SEEN THE DUDE WHO LOOKS LIKE A LADY?
BexXx: *from BEHIND Kari in the doorway*He's having a baby!
Kari: Oh, DUH! Wait wha?
*BexXx stands there staring at Kari*
Kari: Girl, don't be silly! Get in this bed! YOU'RE the one having a baby!
~*~BexXx looks back and forth between the beds...Lance is STILL doing his "breathing" and Justin is coaching him~*~
BexXx: Looks like this room is full...
~*~Kari whistles~*~
Kari: PEOPLE!!!! PEOPLE!!!!
~*~everyone turns to her~*~
~*~she points to BexXx~*
~*~BexXx waves~*~
~*~Steve is behind him with the camera~*~
Kari: STEVEN! ~*~snaps fingers ~*~
~*~Steve zooms in~*~
Kari: OVER HERE NOW!
Steve: Whoa!
~*~attempts to get closer for a better shot~*~
~*~Joey takes a look as well~*~
BexXx: HOLY SHIT! WHY DOESNT EVERYONE JUST STARE AT MY CROTCH!?!?!?!?
Joey: WHOA! I'VE NEVER SEEN SOMETHING SOO UGLY IN MY -
~*~Kari covers Joey's mouth~*~
Lance: Becky, that's not very ladylike of you! Please close your legs!
BexXx: SCREW YOU LANCE!
Dr. Kravitz: OK, Becky, time to push! On the count of three! 1...2...3...
~*~PUUUUUUUUSH~*~
BexXx: ~*~screams~*~ JUSSSSSSSSSTIN!!! ~*~Grabs him by the collar again~*~ YOU DID THIS TO ME YOU ASSHOLE! YOU...WILL...PAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
~*~Everyone screams, "Juuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhstin!" with BexXx~*~
JC: Will y'all stop screaming?!?!? I'm trying to SLEEP!
Dr. Kravitz: We can see the head, Becky!
~*~Justin takes a peak~*~
Justin: OMIGOD! SHOVE THAT BACK IN THERE! GROSS!
Joey: ~*~eating popcorn~*~ Atleast it has a head...
Kari: Here BexXx! Some ice chips for YOU! ~*~smiles proudly~*~
~*~Justin grabs the ice chips and eats them himself~*~
Justin: Thanks Kari...I needed that.
Dr Kravitz: Time to push again everyone! on 3! 1...2...
Chris: Uno! Dos! Treeeeeessssssssssss!
~*~PUUUUUUUUUUUUSH~*~
BexXx: I HAAAAAAAAAAAAATE YOU JUSSSSSSSSSSSSSTIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~*~everyone, "uuuhuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh's!" with BexXx~*~
Justin: I love you too, BexXx! Doin good baby! Our baby has a head!
JC: DAMMIT! I SAID I AM TRYING TO SLEEP!
Joey: ~*~eating a donut~*~ It has some kinda slime on it's head too!
Chris: IT'S THE CRAZY SLIIIIIIME BABY!!!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
~*~Steve zooms in on the baby real close~*~
Steve: Well, Justin, I'd do her!
~*~BexXx grabs the doghnut and shoves it in Chris' mouth ro make him shut up~*~
~*~Justin glares at Steve~*~
Kari: OK, BexXx, ALOMOST there! One more biiiig push for baby Juju!!!! On three...1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~*~PUUUUUUUUSH!~*~
~*~Doctor lifts the baby up by the legs~*~
Dr. Kravitz: Its a...
Chris: OHMIGOD ITS A MUTANT!
BexXx: ~*~spazzing~*~ A MUTANT!?!?!? WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT!?!?!?
Dr Kravitz: Its a...BABY BOYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
~*~Kari looks and gasps~*~
JC: Now THIS I gotta see...
~*~Steve zooms in; speechless~*~
Lance: See, premartial sex! BAD! I warned you!
~*~Justin rushes to see what's wrong~*~
~*~Doctor cleans up the baby and wraps it in a baby blue blanket~*~
~*~He looks at Justin~*~
Dr. Kravitz: ~*~Laying the baby in his arms~*~ Here's your son!
BexXx: What? What's wrong? Why is my baby a MUTANT!?!?!?
~*~The baby googles as Justin opens the blanket~*~
Chris: OHMIGOD! LOOK AT THE ASS ON THAT BABY!
JC: Wheeet whew!
BexXx: It's a BOY you pervert!
~*~the baby looks up at Justin and says" I'M FROM MISSISSIPPI!"~*~
~*~BexXx's jaw drops~*~
Lance: Umm...Well...it's been real... ~*~Lance runs out of the room~*~
~*~Justin hands the baby to Kari and runs after Lance~*~
Justin: I MISSED THE GAME FOR THIS YOU BASTRAD!
Steve: Shit! I forgot to take the lense off!
