A gold or diamond record
May be quite sentimental
But Blingbling is a boy's bestfriend
Awards might be grand, but they won't pay
For our many cars
Or help me with the Doctor Seuess
Fans grow cold as we grow old and we'll
All be bald in the end
But square-cut or J-shaped
Dis ice won't lose it's shape
Blingbling is a boy's bestfriend
TeanBeat! J-14! 16! CosmoGirl!
Talk to me Johnny Wright, tell me all about it!
There may come a time when a man needs a lawyer
But blingbling is a boy's bestfriend
There may come a time when a hard-boiled reporter
Thinks we're awful nice
But get that ice or else no dice!
C's our guy when sales are high
But beware when they start to descend
It's then that cheetah beast will flip out and yell "TWO STEP"
Blingbling is a boy's bestfriend
I've heard of Boybands that are strictly harmonic
But blingbling is a boy's bestfriend
And I think boybands that you must keep lip syncing
Are better bets if little pets get big profits
Time rolls on and youth is gone
And Chris can't straighten up when he bends
But stiff back or stiff knees
We stand straight at TeanBeat!
Blingbling... Bling...
~I don't mean rhinestones~
But blingbling, is a boy's best... Bestfriend!
